Have you ever woundered what a cat feels

Have you ever woundered what a cat feels like when it gets wet? And why it hates getting wet? Well imagine that wet socks feeling,no one likes that wet socks feeling including cats

But honestly, a cat pretty much has a sock always on its body. Its fur is like a sponge. It would suck to get water on you as a cat. Getting out of a pool is a comparable feeling.

So instead of dressing your cat in a sock, I suggest an oilskin raincoat, sou'wester and rubber boots. Moving on to peafowl, I propose a radical solution to their habit of dragging

their tail feathers, in one word buttressing. Now you may cry fowl, saying this idea's half cocked, but is not the ornate display gothic in character? Camel humps need leveling,

sure, but Cary can work on that. The exhibit is a perfect menagerie, a Saharan, serene twist on classic Old McDonald, complete with camels and billy goats. No one can top

that is, until big Bill pulled out his organ and started to play the piano with it. top this he told them.

Mighty Max grunted in acknowledgement and pulled out his heart. He began to play a sad tune by blowing into it. "Top this" he told Bill. Bill stared at him speechless,

gathering up the courage to show Mighty Max that he had talent; that he, too, was a musician. As Max blew into his heart, Bill pulled out his penis and twanged out Ravel's Bolero.

Poor Bill became so nude sensitivity that he could no longer even tolerate the site of his own naked face and wore a ski mask everywhere. They confused him for a bank robber. 8-10!