A long time ago I found shoe box filled

A long time ago I found shoe box filled with silver dollars. It was buried under my grandmother's porch along with a box that contained a wedding gown.

And another box containing a skeleton wearing nothing but a yellowed bridal veil. Grandmother said she knew nothing about the silver dollars, the wedding gown & the skeleton, but

when I found an old letter with what looked to be blood stains on it I became suspicious. Grandmother had hidden the letter underneath a loose floorboard. I stuck my head

ummm the happy puppy ran and ran and was so happy it was finally adopted!

Tom took the puppy to Petco (where the pets go), gave him shots and wrapped him in beautiful cloths. He later showed him off at home to his family.

The family was not that impressed, and told tom to take that dog back to the Petco and get them a cat.

But instead of a cat, a canary came out of the box that was delivered from Petco. The whole house was scared of birds so when the canary flew out of the box everyone screamed loud

& proud. We all hid until the canary decided to land on the table. The canary looked rabid, & after looking at the Petco box we did see the cat we ordered, or at least parts of the

bionic cat that required some assembly. Once built, the $6million dollar cat leapt up and swallowed the canary whole and the canary died. With the canary dead, we all died.