Finished Folds (1981—2000)
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4She was radiant. With a scoop neck tee, gold cross around her neck, and her hair in an updo like that all I could think about was
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5and slammed Tom in the head with a comically oversized mallet. Birds chirped, stars circled. "Cue the music aaaaaaaaaaand roll credits!" "Have a good weekend everyone!"
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7"Nay, let's bombard her with high interest rate loans & a fear-based impulse to consume that will create an endless cycle of misery for her & minor financial gains for us! Hurrah!"
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4networking stock had plummeted and Claude had sunk the remainder of his post-operative nest egg into that fund. He had to devise a way to turn his plant- and Tesla-based upgrades
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6Let's make it "Rub-a-dub dub, One man and two buxom coeds in a tub" shall we? Mr Porter's scowl turned to a devious grin. "Rub-a-dub dub all right, why I'd like to rub-a-dub dub
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5toward's Dick Nixon III's ultimate goal: total presidential inauguration. Damn but Dick liked the sound of that. But first he'd have to deal with the Student Prez Impeachment Group
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2"Veddy well, thank yew." So, Juan, tell us, is it true that in addition to being a master ivory tickler, you are also a virgin and a vegetarian? *sounds of a scuffle* Get him off!
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1stony weights, holding you back, bringing you down. Don't you want to be free?" Timmy's sister did want to be free so he prepared the home surgery table. First, he
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4Jackpot! He settled in to watch the hottie as she brushed her hair. He called up Bob "Get over here, fast!" When Bob arrived, he took him to the TV room, but the Your Neighbor show
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2down in the recliner, reclined it, and said "Now what's your old man gotta do to get a beer around here?" Exasperated, she went in the kitchen and grabbed a Bud. An old can of rat
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2I was lying on my back with my head on the edge of the bed. The booty was two feet from my head. Faced with the decision of whether to
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4n armchair so you could feel his disease. Billy Bob was just a carrier but he knew deaths were about to skyrocket. Once he had the majority shares in all the big mortuaries, he'd
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1"Son of a bee sting!" I shouted. "That really smarts. I can feel my heart beat in my foot you trollop!" She apologized again as I hopped around trying to shake it off. I crashed
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4cat who found out how to use the can opener. Tuna anyone? Spicoli pulled out his wallet and slapped down his Dad's credit card. "That's right. The old man said to go ahead and
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9they float around and bump into unfinished code projects of CompSci undergrads and countless fraudulent profiles from dating sites. Just once couldn't my fold meet a
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3her panties to her classmates if she didn't help him. She grabbed both sides of the jar and began to tug. It was stuck so tight on the bear's nose that when she finally freed it sh
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3" which was ironic because it really looked more yellow than green if you asked me. The feast continued until everyone was stuffed and then the slaves were brought in for entertain
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7wished you dead. Now I've decided to take your job instead!" Don Peni was crushed. He took great pride in his work and decided to open his own store. He'd call it Big Peni's
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4HGTV on their TiVo remote to consider Hvick's proposition. Farmer Bob spoke first "Well, we could use a hand cleaning out the chicken coop before we continue the revolution." Hvick
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5and was really starting to question his life choices. Why did he listen to Larry? That jerk had never, NEVER, done him right. Now he was in a proctologist's reenactment of Star War