Finished Folds (2061—2080)
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5engaged in a Tennessee triangle with the Himalayan yak wheelbarrow and the neon Boston terrier. Most either fainted or puked, but a select few decided it was totally fab.
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8Piglet had been teaching Pooh some of the best dance moves he'd picked up down at the 100 Acre WoodShed where their motto was: Get Wood or Your Money Back! Piglet almost had enough
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5"I'll even do that special thing that made you squeak so loud." She looked at him warily. "So I just eat the poison, write something on a piece of paper, then fold it up and give
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6He whipped out his bifurcated penis and proceeded to copulate with as many snakes as possible. It was a jolly good time for the first few months, but after that his musk glands
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5tuna, while I detected hints of pickle, mayonnaise, and (I took another sniff) yes, oatmeal cookie. "Dammit Frank" I meowed. "I told you to wake me up when he makes the tuna". Fran
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3Just last week I landed a gig at The Scene and slathered what should really be an illegally thick coating of DiJon all over the crowd. I had my Chef DJ hat on backwards and my beat
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6cuz I'm a slippery, sneaky, sumbitch an I don wanna get caught. I aint never going back to the clink or the "ward" or the "hospital" or whatever it is you're calling it now. Come
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5the R O U S (Rodent Of Unusual Size) that we were currently roasting on a spit over our campfire. The fat was popping and sizzling and the smell was absolutely
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4Polar shmares, I always said. But I've been really getting into that show with the guy who's flawed but mostly tries to do the right thing but it gets complicated and this chick
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1the cutting board right next to the giant tomato and the enormous onion. We were fixing a giant stew. Living next to the power plant had its costs, and its benefits.
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4of ass-kicking. "Any man, woman, or child tries to trim this beard gets a belly full 'o lead. Got it?" The cowboy then downed another beer, another shot, and ambled over to the
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5"Hmm, is that so?" he said, blowing a nice big condom bubble. "Then why is there strawberry and cherry and grape?" "They weren't half-bad if the flavor hadn't run out so quickly."
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3helped his Cave Porn industry make an absolute killing. He was the first real entrepreneur, trading drawings of fornication for furs, meat, and this weird round thing called a whee
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5they lampooned it as overly sentimental and unfeasible. Still, I would not rest until I and my hamster brethren were free of the tyrannical censorship of the gerbils. The truth
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6ked them over to the Chesapeake Energy Arena parking lot. There, Serge Ibaka mistook him for a bum-turned-game announcer and escorted him into the booth. Keith looked around
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2no shortage of pit stank and crotch rot. In fact, they were both in bountiful supply, along with gobs of toe cheese and volleys of catapulted boogers. When they landed in Cancun
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6"Don't worry about it Bob! Stop being such a puss Bob! The SEC will never notice Bob! That's what you said! You screwed me you bastard! I'm finished!" "Lower your voice Bob" He ope
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4Picture a small ball of light. A small ball of light in a field of darkness. Slowly, the ball of soft white light is expanding, so slowly. It's just gently growing larger, becoming
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2We all sat there stunned. Some crying. Some thinking, remembering. Then he opened his eyes again
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3"supplements" that were useful in building mass but that weren't specifically banned by the IBBHC yet. I had no idea. None. So I said