Finished Folds (2081—2100)
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4He looked at the farmer and then at the farmer's two daughters, Suzanne and Summer. Fearing the worst, but not being able to help himself he took Suzanne and Summer to the bedroom
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4shirk and Riker fully supported shirking. After ole chrome dome had kicked it on Xanadu, Riker had mastered the art of shirking his Captain's duties. Meanwhile, the Enterprise
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4I wandered the streets looking for some head. A little head. Some good head. I wasn't trying to be picky. Any head was better than no head. I just wanted to get ahead. Finally,
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1Manatee was on vacation so the case was assigned to Jr. Det. Abalone, who was half man half abalone. "Someone deliberately stuck a tack in my butt!" whined the complainant.
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2hopped on his bicycle built for two and crashed it into Alsonces trap. In a crash of sand, wood, and overdue cat litter, Toonces, Alsonces, and Lamont were all free. The Shadow
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9tools by which Pablo deduced who would leave a big tip, who'd leave a big mess, and who'd be caught banging in the back of the theater. He'd created a foolproof prediction system
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4our counselor had correctly diagnosed that we'd been drifting apart for years. The road trip was meant to bring me and the Crypt Keeper closer together, like we'd been before.
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3the left." I looked. "Mmm Hmm. Well that looks right tasty. But I've got a mighty appetite. How much would an all-you-can-eat experience set a man back?" "Well, how much you got?"
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2term very popular, as well as buddy, brother, son, bro, partner, chief, boss, player, playboy, and on and on. Pretty much anything was better than Johnny. Lump's Mayor Johnny
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4off the only chick there because she was made a Cleric but fancied herself as tough. "Get over it you morons!" shouted the Wizard. "Don't you realize we're in a dungeon!" A dragon
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3's parents were complete whack jobs for naming their kid Coward if you ask me but he and his brother Sue proved to be the best in these situations. They dug a shallow grave
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6The next 3 months was dedicated to supply acquisition and logistical coordination. Another 6 months for pre-planning committee meetings and zoning compliance. My paternal vengeance
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9and no one else? Was he supposed to follow the clues? And was that really just a cold sore like she'd said? He decided to bite the bullet and took the series of postcards to
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2"Oh, well did they teach you the human circle?" "No!" "OK, bend over with your legs spread wide and lean deep, curving the spine. At full stretch take your head and stick it up
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5Ah, yes. You haven't lived until you've seen Grandma in the Wedding Pit shouting out "A pig stopped me for nuthin!" I busted out the cell phone cam for Me So Horny. The bridesmaids
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1itstaineddrawers which we couldn't decide that fate of. 40% wanted to keep them for posterity, 40% wanted to burn them, and 20% were undecided. It was these fence-sitters who drew
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3where Maggie works that Maggie's Pa had a bedroom window made out of bricks. But it was so. He'd seen it. In this parallel universe his hands felt just like two balloons and
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7should be filled with fresh bowls full of tuscan bean soup, lamb and tomato kebabs, and arroz con leche. When the excited schoolchildren cracked open the pinata especial
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3Why?Why did it always have to be BOTH. Diet AND exercise. Black AND blue. Up AND down. In the name of all that is good & right & holy in this godforsaken land of pain AND suffering
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5He held birthday greetings in one hand. Bottle of wine in the other. Despite honorable intentions, he felt on the verge of a panic attack. It had been