Finished Folds (2041—2060)
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2incessant yammering as even man's man Steve McManaman's voice wouldn't carry in the Great Void. Steve worked alone in the GV, pumping iron, chugging beers, charring carcass.
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1t a taste & George was hooked. The man in the yellow hat was delicious! But George was curious, if human was this good, how good would monkey be? He joined up with Inquisitive Stan
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3The every answer other to word the needs riddle to is be hidden moved in to the the riddle’s next answer sentence.
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4was my plague and my salvation. I was waiting for my scheduled 20 minutes of UV, wondering who was left up there. Another survivor came out, another went in. Why was this line so
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3"look, its like this. I cook it, you sell it. You cut it, you're out. You don't sell enough, you're out. You shoot it, smoke it, whatever, you're out." The squirrel looked at Alice
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7all those things that'd get your mouth washed out with soap in a proper god-fearing household. After the verbal fit, he scrambled to get a hold of a frying pan and threw it as hard
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9"Oh you like that, huh?! Well you're gonna love this!" I gave it a 7-fingered gouge to the eyeballs, stomped on it's instep, and grabbed it by the tail. I tried to lift it up but
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1out the lectures and went back to pondering our band's new name. I guess we were set on Pearl Jam but I wasn't sure if that was cool enough for 1989... "EDDIE! Are you listening?"
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4She saw piles of thoughts near him: a large pile labeled SEX, decent piles of FOOD, FAMILY, CAREER, and a minor pile labeled DREAMS. "Exciting" she said. "Try fishing *my* mind."
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1routine mission down in El Salvador a year ago. We'd been taken hostage for a spell and after being recovered I kept having these blackouts. I got out of the bath, and noticed a co
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2, or did she want to be rid of me? The thought hadn't occurred to me until I was 18,000 feet up in a tiny plane with a "100% fail-safe chute" strapped on. I thought I could trust
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5had become my essence. I knew naught of mercy, felt neither pain nor joy. Wreathed in fire I struck down those who were in violation. I could not tell how much time had passed
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3So late it was really early I opened the window and sucked in the fresh air. The starlight was brighter than usual but it was washed out by the
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3M U R D E R E R
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4he pondered what mincemeat really was as she gathered the items on her list. The last time she'd baked, her date
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5I smushed the bug on my bare stomach and thought nothing of it. The next day, in the shower
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4Answer me this: Is there anything creepier than a monkey wearing a diaper? Maybe
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2her ears and it made for a deliciously nipply fruit salad when paired with her casabas. I'd brought some honey, coconut shavings, and golden raisins, which I proceeded to
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3to become one ever since watching Christie Brinkley eat french fries when he was a kid. He'd heard 'You are what you eat.' so he'd eaten nothing but potatoes for the last 22 years.
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5It was brilliant, yes, but so simple too. So obvious. This brilliant, simple, obvious concept had changed everything overnight. The idea was