Finished Folds (2101—2120)
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2Which was beyond frustrating because Norman the talking parrot had a ferocious stutter. By the time Norman related what needed saying most listeners were over their fascination
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2And THAT, mes amis, is the whole twisted tale. Truth is stranger than fiction they say. Questions?
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1Chinese food that wasn't too salty. It was a long and fruitless quest, some say doomed to failure from the start. But by the time she returned to the scene of the crime
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5hookers obviously high on blow. Well, OK, that part wasn't surprising. The odd thing was that Danny DeVito was driving from the back seat. He was actually about 6' 6" and when he
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11Tired of endless people purposefully wiping smears of dirt and grime on him. Never moving, never seeing the world as his Uncle Stan, the flying carpet, always described it. The rug
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2he leaped and grabbed hold of the underside of the butterfly's abdomen, missing the oncoming 18-wheeler's speeding grill by mere inches. Once righted upon the giant butterfly, he
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4"STOP!" Judge Brown snapped. "Bailiff, bring me the donuts!" He peered at one. "Is that skin or glaze?" "Meh." He took a big bite. The bacne'd monstrosity imprinted on the judge
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2He needed some good student reviews for his tenure push so he decided to assign the class a morality review of the game Kill, Screw, & Marry. Soon the whole class was debating
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3For good measure and true authenticity I decided to have an 'accident' in my drawers. This did not go over well with the Master of Ceremonies who had me planned to give the Grand
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1Bongload after bongload, with no rational consideration of whether or not they could really get any higher.
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4and hide the entire population of merrymakers attending Burning Man? JMan knew some dark magic had made the Burning Man statue come alive but what did it want with all those people
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5dvark and banana slug all caused moderate to severe reactions ranging from hives to anaphylactic shock. His clothes had to be made out of his own body hair, which thankfully was
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3harvested his head from his body, scooped out the mushy interior, carved in a frighteningly devilish grin and placed a lit torch in Linus's fresh skull. The Great Pumpkin laughed
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4I sat down confident. Opened to the first page. #1) If a 1,200 lb. gorilla swings forward on a 9' long vine into a jungle filled with weightless ants how many sesame seeds remain?
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4ordered a beheading followed quickly by a parade of virgins into his bedchambers and a quick nap. Post-nap, the king fancied a celebratory feast so he commanded
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4Not being too sharp on geography, he mistakenly rubbed out the border between W. Virginia and Pennsylvania, taking out the Mason-Dixon line as well. The southerners
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5His post-leap ascent was as magical as his post-ascent plummet to his death was spectacular. A 6 year old boy sitting in a nearby car watched as the man crashed into
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5watch list. "Fine, fine, whatever." He said aloud. "Dumbasses can't find me here anyway." He looked over in the mirror and sneered. Then he noticed. "Hey, what's that red dot on my
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1it was a glorious achievement and he promptly got laid and drank for free and everyone wanted to be just like him. His TMNT shrine
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4gave the ghurkin a jerkin' right proper. Many audience members feigned righteous indignation but the seats were full the following week for the next performance.