Finished Folds (2121—2140)
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5They said other things too. Like you can drink, and you can drive, you just can't drink and drive. What kind of sense does that make? I drank and drove and inserted myself into all
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4man in the back alleys of Ho Chi Minh City. He smelled like expired tofu and was always asking if you wanted a puff on his doobie. Only he never had any pot. She thought of Robert.
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3ice sculpture with the all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet". There I was enjoying a Budweiser Light and gorging on shrimp when Maxwell walked up with a Members Only jacket on. We torched
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2. All the other flowers laughed & applauded. A few years went by and the Robin Williams Rhododendrons kept telling jokes. Pretty soon, the other flowers just rolled their eyes and
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3flip flops, cargo shorts, a funny T shirt, and no deodorant. Should you be assraped after potsmoking try not to act all butthurt because that's what really sets them off. Jimmy
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4panty-waisted nincompoop, a nimrod's nimrod, and worse. But now, 10 years later, Ted had the biggest deltoids money could buy, and he was outside the flexible bi-curious woman's
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5as the head monkeywrencher for paper and reusable bags. He was the guy that'd loosen up the handles on the paper bags so your milk carton would fall out and smash your toe. He also
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1It read: Calibrate Calculator. He drew a checkmark. Rewatch Austin Powers Films. He smiled and drew another checkmark. Infiltrate Prof. Mayhem's Network. He scowled. Powell looked
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4turd, rocketing out the rectum of another unsuspecting traveler who tried the chef's special. Capt. Lunchbox ate the Urinal Cake of Power, not realizing that the Super Moon was out
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0the Mormon Overlords had severed their Achilles tendons and placed shock collars around their necks to assure obedience. Executive Overlord Romney said New Detroit would be
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2hearing Bryan Adams' Everything I Do (I Do It For You) on the radio. The song was entrenched at the base of my cortex and partway into the chorus I came out of my trance and
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6rely on their 'internal clocks' to wake them up and get them places. Which is great, unless you're a traveler hoping to catch a train on time to get to your life-or-death meeting w
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5I thought 'Aw fudge it' and went up to her and said "Hi, my name's Al. You have a very nice smile. Can I buy you a drink?" Then I realized that the ONLY thing covered was her smile
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7outfit, something struck a chord deep within her starchy essence and she decided to get weird with it. Mr Potato Head laid Mrs Potato Head on the examination table and proceeded
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5<General statement regarding how the story will turn out.> Followed by <Introduction of protagonist.> Then an <Open-ended description of a hilarious or dangerous situation...>
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5sporting a Celtics jersey and trying to start 'Beat LA' chants at coffee shops and grocery stores, pretty much wherever. Still, her antlers
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7have to confront Yeti, suffer through HORRIBLE meals causing recurring extreme bowel distress, and have our murders investigated by a half man half manatee. The FS.com characters
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5colony so he could ride herd on those rapscallions. It'd been all well and good when it was just a little back-squeak and cheese sneak. But I needed a hardcore mouse whisperer to
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6ed the roof and the rap battle crowd gave a lukewarm applause. Some boos and a few "You Suck!"s My best reception yet! Then my opponent the Dawg Katcher came up. He barked
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3with himself. They had a hardline monogamous relationship that explicitly prohibited self pleasuring as well as any other pleasuring conducted by parties outside the relationship.