Finished Folds (2141—2160)
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7The way hot female space aliens looked down on a 14 year old farmboy in his bedroom. Pollika said "Shall we abduct this specimen?" Pollrida responded "Maybe we should mate with him
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3The idiots had had their custom shoes custom built too big to fill. Their silly feet waded around in them like clown shoes. What's worse, their britches were FAR too small. These
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2weight of his older brother on his chest as he dangled a long strand of spit over his face and then sucked it back up again. How would he ever win the election if he couldn't even
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1underestimate the power of a man desperate to get laid." With that, Tim packed up his condoms, various bottles of liquor, fat wad of cash, and Barry White CD and headed off to
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1fitting response to your treacherous mistruths." My hand was a bloody pulp but I wasn't done with Tom Cruise yet. I just wasn't sure where to attack. There were too many obvious
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5"CURSE THE GODS!" she yelled and slumped into a whimpering blob. "Isn't there anybody out there?" "NO!" came the reply. And she was smote.
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6The water was getting colder. Shrinkage was accelerating. That was a phenomenon I could ill-afford to let continue at this juncture. I cupped my junk and sprinted for the bonfire
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1took leave of his mortal coil in a shimmering rainbow column that ascended into the sky. TOTAL ENLIGHTENMENT: Right Before Your Eyes! seemed to be as it claimed. Still, I smelled a
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1Larry from Accounting turned down the lights and pumped up Aerosmith's Greatest Hits. This chick was still grinding on me while by boss taped it. I could see other mall-goers start
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3until the grease began to ooze out and we were both moaning loudly. "Wally!" The prof shouted. "You're doing it again!" I bolted upright in my chair. Ever since I started this diet
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4akin to attending a toddlers birthday party. You can expect to be irritated and exhausted by the end of it, but very seldom are they deadly. No, this president would have to be ass
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4Our story today is about a man. A man who wants to make the world a better place but has just one day to do it. Let's start by bringing a bloody mary for everyone at the office.
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3Fries. She was the next best thing. Hot. Salty. Mmmm. Mr. Potato Head married Sweet Potato Fries and just dipped her into ketchup and
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5he only had length & width, but no depth. Like a piece of paper, ignoring the fact that a piece of paper does actually have depth, just not very much. So Simon had less depth than
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3I had no idea that due to a simple linguistic misinterpretation, I had actually agreed to become a farmer of lactating Nigerian goats for the Peace Corps. I boarded the plane, read
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5suffer from permanent olfactory stinkification (to get all medical about it). She laughed as she thought of him wandering around the house like "Damn! What is that! Ugh!"
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7dreds of dollars down at the blackjack table, so he thought he'd try to make some of it back at the buffet. Heh, $24.95 for 2 hours of all-you-can eat seafood? The House was about
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2Nevermoreso than the day her bedazzler arrived on her doorstep. She bedazzled the ever-loving crap out of anything that wasn't nailed down, and a few things that were. When the
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2on the counter and then ran. She refused to wear underwear but it usually didn't make any difference because of the long fur coat she wore around. At night, instead of brushing her
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3The last applicant was the most qualified of the bunch, by a wide margin. Loads of relevant experience <check>, leadership qualities <check>, suspicious beard <double check>.