Finished Folds (2161—2180)
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5It's so easy to say 'this is the last one' when you're still holding it and haven't eaten it yet.
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8It was supposed to be a "camping trip". Oh sure, roast a marshmallow, take a leak on a tree, sleep with the moon as your nightlight. Great, grand, wonderful. But
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4The synergy between salty and sweet was never so perfectly acheived as when
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3sheets tightly up to my chin and wiggled deeper under the covers. I had always wanted to bed Darth Helmet, but now that my path was clear I was feeling apprehensive. Would he be
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4he knew he'd done to that sheep, was deep in his cups at the local watering hole when the fire broke out. Ulysses assumed the fire was a sign from his father and took it to mean
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1to act by his anger and fear Calvin summoned an army of frickin undead mutant ninja zombies who rode in on a cloud of fire-breathing dragons. The Horde attacked Hobbes' Leviathan
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3corncob pipe and watched the grunion run. Rubbing his sore bunion, he wondered if the grease from a Funyun would help ease the throbbing. Suddenly a grunion grabbed an onion funyon
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6was an idiot. Maybe he'd had a stroke. But she never heard Harry talk in that odd drawn-out manner to anyone else. Carol decided to bug him to record his other conversations. She
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6"Ahh, very nice, very nice." The audience applauded. "Now, Superman, presupposing that kryptonite is unavailable, how would you recommend an enemy attempt to defeat you?"
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6~Weird~ he thought. 'Man, I musta got tore up last night!' He untied the red string and noticed a small note underneath. It read: RUN. A growing sense of dread crept upon him.
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6was I? Neither of us was clean, that was painfully obvious. He said "Nope. Want one?" and held up his beer. I did want one, but this was a little odd. I said OK, and he toddled off
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2tricycle that he so liked to ride around in the driveway. Mr. Silvernail was filthy stinking rich but had the intelligence quotient of a 5 yr old. His latest recruits were off
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5Susie Derkins came over and wanted to play too. "Play!?" shouted Calvin. "Run for your life you fool! Don't you see the Polar Bear! You'll be torn to pieces!" Susie looked at the
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2He spat it all over the junior account executive and covered most of the young man's display. "I said with bubbles, you morons!" yelled Big Wig. He help up the glass. "Only a moron
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5. David Byrne asked him some very interesting questions and totally changed his 5 yr plan. Later that week though, in an equally suggestive state, he happened upon "Psycho Killer"
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6because his nighttime flatulence was fierce. He put on his J.J.J. Schmidt nametag and started the long walk to the factory. It was bitter cold that December morn and John was in
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2Which caused nobody to like me. I had no friends at all and the only rational explanation was that darn side effect. It couldn't be because
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1One drop hit a cameraman in the eye, causing him to spill the rest of the oil bottle onto the scalding Vibra-pan. Hot oil showered the audience. A holocaust survivor in the front
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4"KING'S GUARD! OPEN UP!" they yelled. "Great Gatsby! I only just thought of Mohammad Farqauuad. Never even let the sound out." The door was broken in. "Under the anti-blasphemy law
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2One guy stumbled a bit and she blasted him. He pleaded but was dispatched immediately. That really got the rest of the contestants moving. Another young woman attempted to string