Finished Folds (2181—2200)
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4So he hired a French prostitute to teach him to speak French in 1 week. She was rough, and kept trying to unzip him. But at week's end he was half fluent. He went to his love Paula
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5had an epiphany. What alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity. He wasn't happy. So he cashed out, sold everything, told no one, and moved to Mexico. 5 months later, floating in
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3s, allowing the wearer of the lichens to change their head and facial hair styles, color, everything, with merely a thought. What Dr. K didn't know was that the lichen fed off brai
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6And so I started digging a hole. And then the shovel broke and I was digging with a stick and I thought to myself "self, you need to step up right now Right now. One time." Powerfu
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6you're a true capitalist. Cheney turned his back to get the poltical litmus test paper color guide. Rumsfeld quickly cut a strip of green construction paper and held it up. "See!"
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3because these undead Buddhist monsters had more pizzazz than his normal Tuesday night poker group. Bruce already had a taste for brains, and most of the other zen zombies seemed to
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2Judge Reinhold looked down his nose at the worthless sacks of excrement displayed before him in his courtroom. "In all my years of judging, never before have I wanted so badly to
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3were the best. You could pretty much tell them anything, and they'd be like 'cool'. I tried it. "Hey, Jimi Hendrix is touring with the B-52s! Wanna go?" 'cool'. "Hey, I'm going to
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6I tried again. Searching "salmon bbq recipe" led to Eating Outdoors led to Entertaining Tips led to Party Ice Breakers led to 2 girls 1 cup. Like Colt45, it worked every time.
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3the girl out of the trailer park. Wait, flip that, reverse it. Wait, what was I saying? Ohhhh yeah, the pork rinds. These weren't your store bought el cheapo funyons. These were
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4chastity belt and savaged her secret garden of womanly delights. After, we lay in the field sharing a Cuban. I asked if she wanted to tell me about it. She said
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0did a quickie onceover visual scan for black heleecopters. You could never see them but I could almost always hear em just out of sight. The black buzzards'd met their match this
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4I mean, she was a tight little package with all the goodies in the right places. But the sandwich was ENORMOUS! It had meat and cheese and lettuce and tomato and more meat. Mmmmmmm
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6and pulled a shank from his sock. He shanked the Minotaur right in the shank and again cried "Ole!" This enraged the Minotaur so he blasted Ronald McDonald with an optic burst
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7hear. She was too busy rooting for Shmucky McUpstuck to nail the final dip. Shmucky did, and a boob popped out too. She jumped off the bed, breaking the jar and sending her soul
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7be as the rock is in the river. It is a rock. There is great commotion around it. But the rock is still a rock." The ancient zombie zen teacher scratched his belly. "Excuse me, but
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5him! Its always been about him hasnt it? I knew I should have listened to my mother! She said you werent good enough for me and boy was she right. Theres only one thing that I want
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6I just finished up a new section of code that I hoped would save my job at Innetech. When I loaded onto the main server, everything crashed, and my screen cracked. Inside the crack
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3I can feel the worms under my skin again. The doctors say they're not there. They say I'm "crazy". But they're there. Sometimes the worms tell me to do things. Bad things.
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3were washing down the magic mushroom risotto perfectly. "So anyway" I said "don't you think that all objects are tainted by flawed perception?" Then his head turned into a pumpkin.