Finished Folds (201—220)
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3lornly into the clinic. He slapped the keys down on the counter, took off his clothes & yelled "Have a good look! I'm checking in!" Confused, the lady said "Sir, this a Denny's."
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5d "My God, what is that smell?!" but it was hard to hear the Governator over the fake fart I'd made it sound like the Director let out. At the same time, I'd unleashed an SBD so it
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5, we'll be there in 30 minutes or less!" Boris hung up, smiled, and screwed a silencer onto his Glock. When the bizarre pizza order arrived, Boris hid behind the couch and yelled
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12square meter of property and cats were forced to serve at the whim of each and every resident dog. Doggyland had a two-year waitlist. It's downfall came at the paws of a Siamese
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10Golden Dumpster, a spanking new sexual deviance device that made the Golden Shower look tame. But when the auctioneer pulled back the curtain, the golden turds had been burgled!
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9o a caterwauling shrincken humbie nest. The humbie was snackered from caterpunking all day though, so I was able to matriculate and rejoin Fagan. Fagan glomped like a Bandersnatch
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3to be the carrot. Most sensual of all root vegetables. Many a salad was left uneaten after a simple carrot washing resulted in groans and broken dishes on the floor. He watched her
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2jammed it down my pants. Double bonus, I thought. But in my haste to exit, the extra long potato rotated from the front of my pants to the back and the cute girl at the front desk
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6severed head. I pound off my beer, to get rid of the fear. Then get on my slippers and fire up the wood chippers. In goes the head, from under me bed. You might think it's funny,
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5thought bubble says 'Just kidding! I invoke the clown's defense!" The courtroom audience gasped. The mother-of-all-hippos looked disappointed. "BALDERDASH!!!" thundered Squakers.
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7Having just completed my meta-analysis of all 84,025 folds to date, and correcting for coincidence, collusion, and allowed randomization, I have concluded that
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7ran down her face, neck, & into her considerable cleavage, producing a shadow effect that really made 'em pop. The judges reconsidered and declared Miss Hills & Valleys champion!!!
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8n he was apprehended by the Thai Police in a signed non-portagrid zone he inadvertently set forth a chain of events that would lead to The Pact's demise. A mandatory blood test
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7but at some point interference was the lesser of two evils. Decision made, Bigfoot sent out a stomp to his cousins Yeti, Sasquatch, and The Abominable Snowman. They'd show these
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2with dry mouth and a pounding headsache. SHE belched fire and ice through the Cerevic caverns, cleansing the cancerous pockets of intruders. Satisfied, the horta emerged into clear
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4rneath. Wilbur grasped the big booger to his chest and used his body weight to pull it out. As he plunged to his death he yelled "It was worth it!" Another time, the Rushmore Guard
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2monthly visitor came and Drac turned into a total he-bitch drama queen. The thirst was upon him and he tore into anyone that darkened his path. Two days later, Dracula came out of
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11At least I brought my dolly llama. He was always so calm. I held him, standing in my frog costume, waiting for Betty. "Cheese's crust!" I exclaimed, seeing Betty push a large wheel
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4no one said being a horned lizard was going to be easy. I had just escaped another road runner blitzkrieg & fornicated with a rough patch of caliche when I heard the most wonderful
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4apparition and knew he'd been cuckolded. Mrs. Manatee was swoll with child and two bright fires of vengeance blazed in the inspector's eyes. He made a call. Soon our intrepid