Finished Folds (201—220)
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5being that appeared to be Dennis Rodman and a headache that refused to quit. What. Happened. Somehow he sensed that they were travelling at least at 1.5 times the speed of light wh
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1up the kettle so as not to alarm him or cause undue discomfort. When he was properly boiled they enjoyed him with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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2would recognize supervillain Roquefort anywhere. One whiff and you were toast. "Plug your noses!" yelled Stringcheeseboy. Of course it was too late for the cops but Stringcheeseboy
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6take his time with it. Task completed, Dark Heart took a quick bath in rabid bat blood and grabbed his soul hammer. But heading down to the dungeon, a shaft of rainbow light shone
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9we took stock of our situation. All our possessions gone, we decided to craft a quick sail from leaves and a poncho and used it to catch the updraft from the blaze. Once above the
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4Bermuda but to get there they'd have to follow a triangular path with at least two right angles. Romeo, Juliet & Capulet were on their speeders when Pythagoras looked down from
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3lornly into the clinic. He slapped the keys down on the counter, took off his clothes & yelled "Have a good look! I'm checking in!" Confused, the lady said "Sir, this a Denny's."
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5d "My God, what is that smell?!" but it was hard to hear the Governator over the fake fart I'd made it sound like the Director let out. At the same time, I'd unleashed an SBD so it
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5, we'll be there in 30 minutes or less!" Boris hung up, smiled, and screwed a silencer onto his Glock. When the bizarre pizza order arrived, Boris hid behind the couch and yelled
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12square meter of property and cats were forced to serve at the whim of each and every resident dog. Doggyland had a two-year waitlist. It's downfall came at the paws of a Siamese
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10Golden Dumpster, a spanking new sexual deviance device that made the Golden Shower look tame. But when the auctioneer pulled back the curtain, the golden turds had been burgled!
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9o a caterwauling shrincken humbie nest. The humbie was snackered from caterpunking all day though, so I was able to matriculate and rejoin Fagan. Fagan glomped like a Bandersnatch
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3to be the carrot. Most sensual of all root vegetables. Many a salad was left uneaten after a simple carrot washing resulted in groans and broken dishes on the floor. He watched her
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2jammed it down my pants. Double bonus, I thought. But in my haste to exit, the extra long potato rotated from the front of my pants to the back and the cute girl at the front desk
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6severed head. I pound off my beer, to get rid of the fear. Then get on my slippers and fire up the wood chippers. In goes the head, from under me bed. You might think it's funny,
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5thought bubble says 'Just kidding! I invoke the clown's defense!" The courtroom audience gasped. The mother-of-all-hippos looked disappointed. "BALDERDASH!!!" thundered Squakers.
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7Having just completed my meta-analysis of all 84,025 folds to date, and correcting for coincidence, collusion, and allowed randomization, I have concluded that
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7ran down her face, neck, & into her considerable cleavage, producing a shadow effect that really made 'em pop. The judges reconsidered and declared Miss Hills & Valleys champion!!!
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8n he was apprehended by the Thai Police in a signed non-portagrid zone he inadvertently set forth a chain of events that would lead to The Pact's demise. A mandatory blood test
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7but at some point interference was the lesser of two evils. Decision made, Bigfoot sent out a stomp to his cousins Yeti, Sasquatch, and The Abominable Snowman. They'd show these