Finished Folds (221—240)
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2with dry mouth and a pounding headsache. SHE belched fire and ice through the Cerevic caverns, cleansing the cancerous pockets of intruders. Satisfied, the horta emerged into clear
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4rneath. Wilbur grasped the big booger to his chest and used his body weight to pull it out. As he plunged to his death he yelled "It was worth it!" Another time, the Rushmore Guard
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2monthly visitor came and Drac turned into a total he-bitch drama queen. The thirst was upon him and he tore into anyone that darkened his path. Two days later, Dracula came out of
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11At least I brought my dolly llama. He was always so calm. I held him, standing in my frog costume, waiting for Betty. "Cheese's crust!" I exclaimed, seeing Betty push a large wheel
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4no one said being a horned lizard was going to be easy. I had just escaped another road runner blitzkrieg & fornicated with a rough patch of caliche when I heard the most wonderful
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4apparition and knew he'd been cuckolded. Mrs. Manatee was swoll with child and two bright fires of vengeance blazed in the inspector's eyes. He made a call. Soon our intrepid
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3spawning spam demons from the anonymous depths of cyberspace. Computer Satan sat back & laughed. The more the fools tried to protect themselves the deeper they sunk into his trap.
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4spread the word of Crepitus to each and every porcelain throne in the Kingdom of Schat. It was the second coming of the beans that was the surprise. We thought it was all over but
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2because everyone could see the thought bubble that appeared over his head. "Aquaman!" she admonished. "This is a family cartoon!" "Sorry," he said "I'm off to Peoria!"
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3another dastardly young man named Nock sat atop a large hexagonal pillar in a parallel dimension. An enormous solar flare caused Nick and Nock to swap dimensions. When Nick looked
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1of her basic pranks were used up she was forced to escalate. She had to feed the prank monkey, hungry in her belly. So she gathered up a half-ton of porcupine excrement and some
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5the controller's incantation. It worked! With operation: Troll Begone phase II complete, I directed the giant goat clad in golden armour to the river's edge. Sure enough, the troll
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10Having already read the end of this story I can tell you that I'm appalled. I hereby refuse to participate. Specifically, the subtly veiled references in folds 6-8 make me want to
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6e had somehow convinced his boss that he needed quiet time to "work from home". He'd checked into Hotel Foldingstory eleven weeks ago and had a score of 33,495. His suite looked
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4He'd been fired from his International Financials editorial position after publishing a lengthy piece on stimulating the European clitoris. He'd also gotten a face tat and lost a
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4I've seen The Devil and I offered him my soul. But he didn't want it. He said my work here wasn't done." Now I was really feeling nervous. "And, Mr. Manson, what else do you have
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4He reasoned that it was more of an extended masturbation. Everyone knew blow up dolls don't count as cheating so sex with a 3D printed Tentacle Monster should be fine, just fine.
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4She knew exactly how many bodies were buried north of the city. And she was hoping to add to the collection real soon. But first she had to unload this trunkload of her sister's
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4since he walked by his boss's office and sighed real loud. Mark's boss was known to 'make people disappear' for far less offenses although Jemma could kinda understand that one.
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3singling out a few crispy singles at the single's bar so he could make it rain on the dance floor like the way he saw one of his fellow grammarians get down at the club when they