Finished Folds (221—240)
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3spawning spam demons from the anonymous depths of cyberspace. Computer Satan sat back & laughed. The more the fools tried to protect themselves the deeper they sunk into his trap.
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4spread the word of Crepitus to each and every porcelain throne in the Kingdom of Schat. It was the second coming of the beans that was the surprise. We thought it was all over but
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2because everyone could see the thought bubble that appeared over his head. "Aquaman!" she admonished. "This is a family cartoon!" "Sorry," he said "I'm off to Peoria!"
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3another dastardly young man named Nock sat atop a large hexagonal pillar in a parallel dimension. An enormous solar flare caused Nick and Nock to swap dimensions. When Nick looked
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1of her basic pranks were used up she was forced to escalate. She had to feed the prank monkey, hungry in her belly. So she gathered up a half-ton of porcupine excrement and some
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5the controller's incantation. It worked! With operation: Troll Begone phase II complete, I directed the giant goat clad in golden armour to the river's edge. Sure enough, the troll
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10Having already read the end of this story I can tell you that I'm appalled. I hereby refuse to participate. Specifically, the subtly veiled references in folds 6-8 make me want to
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6e had somehow convinced his boss that he needed quiet time to "work from home". He'd checked into Hotel Foldingstory eleven weeks ago and had a score of 33,495. His suite looked
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4He'd been fired from his International Financials editorial position after publishing a lengthy piece on stimulating the European clitoris. He'd also gotten a face tat and lost a
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4I've seen The Devil and I offered him my soul. But he didn't want it. He said my work here wasn't done." Now I was really feeling nervous. "And, Mr. Manson, what else do you have
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4He reasoned that it was more of an extended masturbation. Everyone knew blow up dolls don't count as cheating so sex with a 3D printed Tentacle Monster should be fine, just fine.
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4She knew exactly how many bodies were buried north of the city. And she was hoping to add to the collection real soon. But first she had to unload this trunkload of her sister's
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4since he walked by his boss's office and sighed real loud. Mark's boss was known to 'make people disappear' for far less offenses although Jemma could kinda understand that one.
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3singling out a few crispy singles at the single's bar so he could make it rain on the dance floor like the way he saw one of his fellow grammarians get down at the club when they
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3. She'd bought him at auction and over the years my uncle won her over. They'd had eight children together. These revelations carried on while we moved from crumpets to whiskey. Pr
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6Not only that, but he'd worked up a sweaty lather up on top of the flagpole & his panties were now not only in a knot, but they were soaking wet as well. This created a conundrum
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6paid for his first beamer, and created the occasion when he met his wife. "Why me!" he wailed. "What is this absurd circus!" "What is ..." and she walked up and gave him a brumskie
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9it's the rat fight of the century! It's Rattus 'The Rattlesnake' Rattus versus Rattus 'Norwegian Chainsaw' Norvegicus!!! You buy the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!"
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1dropped out and became those guys that test out helmets to see how well they work. We could start our own helmet- testing business and make a mint! Here, take this one and
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3was adamant: he would give nothing. 0.1% effort was too much to ask. Joe was determined this time. Coma, or bust. Joe's brother was Tony Robbins and all of the passion for life had