Finished Folds (181—200)
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6Dirk's Drano for the megasized furball. The Wookie pounded the pint and it went straight through him. He said "Arhhhggghhahrrrrr". Jedi Hand just smiled and nudged Jedi Shariff to
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12e and end up facedown in the gutter with no pants on. When you end up facedown in the gutter with no pants on, you may be filmed on live TV. When you're filmed on live TV, you will
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3especially shaped to both envelope and penetrate my orifices in a way no man or woman had ever experienced before. I started my search with a quick internet query titled
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6the Thai whore who worked down the hall for some authentic dialogue so he knocked twice and entered.
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4I whistled Dixie down aisle 13, cheerfully oblivious to the fatal flaw in my Saturday afternoon gardening plans.
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5. In fact, Gaia was pissed. First, she withheld water from the Earthlings for many seasons. Then, she unleashed torrents of it all at once. The Earthlings bemoaned their poor luck
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5coincided with tummy rumbles from the 4pm snack hour when lunch was long gone but it was still too early for dinner. To Nanorep, each and every planet was alive, but some were real
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4lot of tension in his shoulders. Dale approached and slowly began his expert assault upon Ken's knotted torso. "Here, let me just.." and soon Ken's baby blue polo was in a heap and
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6The Chicken Dance gave way to Brown Eyed Girl as I looked at Rob; Rob looked at Brad; and Brad looked at me. Grabbing a top-layer handful of fondant over lemon cake, I rushed from
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5n attractive member of the opposite sex. 17) Lather, rinse & repeat as necessary. 18) Spend a week trying to break the record for Kegels/hour. 19) Photoshop the selfie from #16 to
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15Doreene shuffled dern ta yeller brick bowleevard and came up on a scardeecrow right dumber'n a box of hammers. Farther on, tey met a tin man who needed his heart transplanted.
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2on the ground where he was sitting. "Yes ... I think that's it ... that's my ass, right?" The monster guffawed again. "Moron! That's a hole in the ground! Now scram" The salesman
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5. All the iChickens thought it was hilarious. "Cluck cluck, we always knew you android chickens were inferior!" they gloated. But Farmer Larry was in no mood. He leveled his shotgu
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1Pacific Ocean over Niagara Falls. A torrent of visual imagery cascading into rivulets of colorful prose. Each fold evaporating into misty nether to form the cloud of a story that
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2tually lost in the Bermuda Triangle. My boss was such a square, he forbade the traditional pre-flight circle jerk and we spiraled down the abyss. An oval beam of light saved us.
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6& received a hard wood shaft to the chops. LJ's belly shook while Robin Hobo took the pizza pie & distributed it amongst the rest of the motley crew. Sated, they lay on the beach
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4a curious swelling in his nether regions but discounted it as likely gravital undertow. Then, shockingly, suddenly, a geyser of Martian
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7I smashed my fist into the radio and shifted the ice pack on my throbbing squob. "EXPERTS, MY ASS!!!" I pulled into Disco Clown Services headquarters and readied the C-4.
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11they hadn't used quite enough. They also didn't know that she regularly got zonked on Jimson tea so she had a high tolerance. Once free, Tharg's wife grabbed a club and loped off
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5right where my tail was taped under and I ended up having to take a dive into the orchestra to avoid a complete blowout. I used a tuba to cover up and exited stage right.