Finished Folds (2201—2220)
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4the enrollment contract. I buckled under the pressure and signed. Just as I did, a trapdoor in the ground opened and I fell down through a chute into blackness. My clothes
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1all red and puffy. He just sat there getting more and more steamed up until he snapped and yelled "Jeopardy is rigged!" and "Rap music is the best!" The old folks all turned to loo
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3We found the fourth colony, about 450 birds, on 13 June. It was within the San Jacinto Wilderness, next to a pond on Warner Road. The strange
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3sacked the soldiers, then the Dragon ate the children while Gallahad had his way with the women. Their truce was working splendidly. So splendidly, in fact, that
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7So Death did the unthinkable. He hung up his scythe and laid down to rest. He closed his eyes for just a moment. Upon opening them, he felt refreshed. Peeking into the World he saw
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3The Perpetrator and The Eunuch sat atop the Empire State Building. They gazed out at the throngs of unsuspecting men and women, plotting their next caper.
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4stop stop living in double double double. Wait. Oh no no no. That was a triple triple triple. Ron (to the third) looked out of the plane plane plane at the three planets below.
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6r comedians in our crew to ramp up the joking and ribbing of the restaurant staff in an escalating one-ups-manship ultimately concluding in the unfortunate
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6and spontaneously decided his best course of action would be to wrap his Titleist around a tree. Reggie's boss was about to can him on the spot when one of the customers, a rep for
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4I can't possibly relate to you how godforsaken my existence has been. Drowning, starving to death, eaten alive by a pack of venemous monkeys, constipated to death; all thses fates
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5copy-pasted straight from Wikipedia. The tragic part is that just after my Uncle got the chair for plagiarism it was quantitatively shown that every possible combination of words h
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4Hello. It's me. Your computer. Let's have a little chat, shall we? You know how you're always sniveling and whining and mashing my keyboard when I slow down? Well why don't you try
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9based in guilt over his carbon footprint ever since he'd taken that nonstop flight around the world just to say he did. Joe wanted to be like a plant. To suck in carbon and turn it
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3had left her feeling irritated "down there" so she was in no mood for George's nonsense. "I'm in no mood for your nonsense!" she screamed, knocking George into 250 lbs of pasta sal
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3Roseanne Barr, for obvious reasons, was chosen for the part of Olive Oyl. Now, Wimpy's religious influence extended far beyond dietary restraints (clearly) which is why we found
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6and hopped onto his Crimson Chariot. Still bursting from the afterglow of success, the Scarlet Crusader stopped off at Red's Recovery Room to tilt a few. Ruby, his favorite barkeep
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2and set her boots on the ground for what she figured would be the last time. Doris was going out on her own terms, despite what her family thought. Today was the culmination of
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3the World Champion San Francisco 49ers. Mid-scrimmage, Patrick Willis hit Tebow so hard his head literally separated from his body. The crowd gasped. You could see Tebow's spirit
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3isn't just a cool jam-band your older brother's cool buddy told you about. Still, nice weather and a dude playing a guitar on roller skates were solid pluses. I started a pros/cons
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2This nondescript dump would be perfect for my next assembly. I'd only rented the room for 2 hours so I had to be quick about it. Get in, take care of business, get out. I grabbed