Finished Folds (2221—2240)
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3The dark smoke was curling out of the crematorium tower again. That made four times this week. I pulled the blinds closed and put a kettle on to boil. My daughter's cough was worse
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4bon bon and Big Mac diet to help her maintain a healthy weight. That's when he grew suspicious. Sure he had amnesia, but Cassandra could stand to lose a few, anyone could see that.
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3which was top of the line, and used a knockoff brand instead when adhering the cross beams to the main structure for the base of the Olympic medals presentation stand. Guam had won
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3for Smoot's opus: The Raisins of Regret. He'd financed Tommy Chong's decades-long foray into the drug culture as a secret double agent and was now poised to bring the whole
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3the Speech Police for having one too many glottal stops in his name. They'd been trying to nail Seleulcis for years but no one could ever get past the first syllable, which made
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0nuts! Get yer peeeee nuts! Hooo! Peeee nuuuts! You could hear those infernal nut vendors all the way up in our Skybox. The 2012 Ken Reunion was not going well. I needed a drink.
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4.doc right about the time his Ph.D. advisor would retire or drop dead. Either one would be fine, just fine. He stretched, looked around, and decided coffee was in order. Maybe some
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2that offshore hash smuggling operation? David chuckled to himself which the priest took as a sign to continue with the death prayer. But David was lost in thought. The best day of
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9just took it all off and let her light shine through. She'd had a recurring dream about laying down some wicked guitar licks while playing naked in front of her family. The alarm
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4pain, suffering, and the wails of small children. Shmear a thin layer of first kiss giddiness and alcohol-induced confidence and you've got a complete Life Sandwich. But what's a
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4Surefire Predictions Inc. was thrown out of court by Judge Miss Cleo when she foresaw a huge decrease in her business should the trial prove successful. In her statement, Miss Cleo
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5systems and ever since Apple had donated iPads to the orangutan exhibits, they'd been secretly conspiring on Operation Banana Split. MJ planned to escape with Cahaya to Madagascar
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8let it out. But her face didn't return to normal, it stayed screwed up like parents warn their kids about. Rosie grabbed a mirror. "My God! I'm hideous! Look away! Look away you
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7That's right. Both the panda and my friend Will simultaneously defecated. That's how they found out they were identical twins separated by 0.05% DNA differences. Except for the
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3, Italy was the birthplace of the modern ball bearing..." the prof yammered on. Why was that guy looking at me? Christ, they can tell I'm on acid, can't they! Keep it together man.
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6The weapon made a poor substitute for a shovel against the hard packed soil. But he would not be deterred. With sweat and dirt clouding his vision, he peered down into the hole.
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5apparently, was to ramp up from slight annoyances to full-blown aggravations until I moved away and he'd start squatting on my land. Pretty soon, if things kept going the way they
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5Oh no, Todd, I think we're making some real progress here. Please continue. How does it make you feel that you had intercourse with the bearded lady, and sired a wolf boy?
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2The creature screamed and looked up at me. It said "My God! Is that piss?! It is! That's piss!" I just laughed and said "No no, it's merely raining" then zipped up.
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5the exec was speechless. His flabber was 100% gasted. Burton had apparently used a pizza box to depict a graphic illustration of