Finished Folds (2241—2260)
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4& then made out with some really hot chicks. Well, no we didnt but I totally know a guy who played DnD all afternoon & then made out with this super hot babe. Well, OK, no he didnt
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0sprang off the box and began making unwelcome advances toward Cassie's private places. The Jolly Green Giant jumped off the bag of frozen peas and yelled "Not on my watch!"
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0a semi going about 52 mph, or a rice rocket doing 95. Maybe she'd just drop Mary off near Harris Ranch and say she'd be right back and then never return. That'd show that stuckup
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3the energy stored in his worry he'd be able to convert it to kinetic energy and viola! he'd have a solution to the world's energy crisis. But he needed to really crank up the worry
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3caused his hands to resemble animal carcass and broke down the inhibitions that normally keep you and I from fornicating freely in the park at the drop of a vegetable hat.
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3kept driving him to health food stores and plant nurseries instead of McDonald's and Lucky Larry's 100% Nude Cabaret, like he wanted to. It was as if his dead wife WAS the car.
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5Bob Loblaw. Bob had gotten me out of more than a few tight spots, though he did run off at the mouth. I grabbed the contract, held up a finger to my prospective employer and called
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3was just moving around, not *dancing*. A shadowy figure darted into the trees. No! It couldn't be! I checked. Yep, there went my Mojo.
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7It was a riot and we were all aflutter. Then it grew stale. So we constructed a trebuchet from some scrap wood and yarn, using my younger stepbrother as a counterweight. We flung
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4Which is probably a bad analogy since we were both infested with STDs. But we didn't care about that either. Once you're out in the open about intercourse with your sister
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9The sun was shining; the birds were chirping. The coffee was brewing; the gun was loaded. I
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6Shawna cackled. "You're right Mable, that Betty Lou is dumber than a door knob, bless her heart." Mable lit up. "Why, she looks busier'n a cat covering crap on a marble floor."
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3A chain is only as strong as its weakest link. And my brain is composed of trillions of little links. I needed to get smarter quick so I set out to kill of a few billion weak links
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424 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
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4heckuva farmer. Legend told how she could turn a bean and a dirt clod into a field of plenty. By the age of 24, Zipporah managed a 4,000 acre organic vegetable farm, a 900 acre
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7I refused to play any more. I'd had enough. I closed the garage door and all the windows, got in the car and started it up. Turned on the radio to pass the time. KZPR was playing
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6"Meh, what's the difference" I spouted off to no one in particular. I knocked back the shot, set my wallet on the bar, and headed off to see a man about a horse. Upon my return,
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4a palm reader was busy setting a new sales record. "I see a disturbance, and trouble with authority in your future line" ... "Shut the hell up!" yelled the Tri-convention Delegate.
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4"Simply marvelous!" agreed Wallace, who'd narrowly missed death-by-double-decker when cartwheeling across Grande Boulevard. "Fancy a dare, my dear boy?"