Finished Folds (2261—2280)
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2horrible trolls under the bridge, and into their nests behind the crystal waterfall. We disembarked, weary from our journey, and asked our butterfly hosts if they would join us in
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7so I had to change tactics. I flooded beige's neighborhood with low-priced, highly-addictive stimulants, and distributed weapons among the tans and taupes. The situation
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5"How was it? Probably not half as dirty as what I did to your sister last week." She kicked me in the balls and ran out the front door. The fire was growing rapidly and I couldn't
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7powerful antacid, ultra-strength breath mint, and well cushioned recliner. And so it was, that after King Hwa's moderately well-known Emperor's Buffet, I found myself in the local
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6in the sweet Oklahoma summer sun. Manuel leaned against his ride and breathed deep. Suddenly a car screeched to a dusty halt. "Hey, Manuel, I knew you'd be here!" Manuel cringed to
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14." Gen. Kebab and the Meats hated Minister Salad & his Veggies. But they could not ignore the threat posed when Sgt. Relish unnaturally merged forces with Col. Mayo on 1000 Island.
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13I managed my way into the jungle and mated with a strong male. I was shocked when instead of eggs, I delivered 2 live babies, covered in fur. They were intelligent & walked instead
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2Nor had he told her about his. They had quite a laugh about it when the truth spilled out one evening during a very personal game of Truth or Dare over at the Murphy's. By the
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6Dodge Caravan and attached a Mercedes hood ornament he'd jimmied off some poor shmuck's E350. He didn't really expect his mother to be able to express herself thru the minivan. She
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6unbearable. I resorted to riding It's A Small World all day long just to get the Mariachi music out of my head. At night, I listened to Ice Ice Baby through headphones until
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6forthwith! Each and every remnant was scraped into a vessel labeled "H. Dumpty". All the King's horses and all the King's men went out for beers. But a local inventor named TJ Duct
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7up in the air and then rabbit-punched them while they were distracted. Having dispatched this latest threat East lit a stogie, opened a pack of jelly bellies and sat back. A female
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4work triple shifts down at the ham shop just to keep a roof over Pinocchio's head while he was off gallivanting around Pleasure Island at all hours of day and night. Gepetto
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2I pulled on the leash. "C'mon Mutley, let's go boy!" When I was giving him a bath the next day I noticed something odd. There were two strange bumps near his shoulders. It almost
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5and her fears turned to tears when one of my hooks got tangled and severed the tightrope I was walking. The crowed gasped. I plunged to my imminent certain unavoidable demise. But
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8abscond with several lonely rural farmers back to it's home planet of Karma. Surprisingly, my research showed that Sir Dashwood was not in fact a Karma chameleon but was instead
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3Sarah said "Go get 'em cowboy!" and gave Romney the classic Palin wink. The O'Doul's must've hit old Mitt pretty hard cause he grabbed Sarah around the waist, pulled her to him and
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4without the usual bothers of finger or hand motion. I was able, from a completely prone, resting state, to microwave a burrito, apply hot sauce, play angry birds, and channel surf.
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3had the verve of Rico Suave and the biceps of Hulk Hogan. The last manling was able to convince the earth that mankind was worth keeping. But where were the women? Manling1
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7he broke into a cold sweat. The story's about an uh, Pope trained in martial arts. Hmm, no no it's about a sea cow who's also a detective. Noo, that'd never work. Maybe it's about