Finished Folds (2281—2300)
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2. "My turn!" shouted Gladys, pushing Angela away from the glory hole they'd drilled into the 8th grade boys locker room the night before. "Oh my gawd." Gladys gushed. "Tim Johnson
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0I found her disgusting, repulsive, abhorrent. Still, she was better than nothing, which was my alternative. The circus was in town, and I had front row seats so I asked her to go.
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4become if he couldn't find a way to reanimate his bride. Mark shook the thought off & took stock of his situation. He'd been in worse scrapes. He just had to access the lab at his
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4drop unnoticed into the space between my hands so that I could activate the homing signal. Though incapacitated, I knew help was on the way. Back in the Fortress,
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5was aghast. Blasted interns can't do anything right! For fear of death by consumption I had to get out of there but having a brain with no body is frustratingly
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0So there I was, shaking it, praying for an answer to my career, when Simon Cowell pulled up. He rolled his window down and said "You're shaking that thing with purpose. I like it."
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6He could see his shadow mirrored above him, still talking with the balloon vendor. But he was trapped! Against his will he followed, as his shadow meandered up the street to a
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4iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii don wanna work, I jus wanna bang on this drum all daaayyyyy
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3I knew I couldn't give blood because I'd been using SlowDeath again and my system was tainted. The jigging Peanut was just the diversion I needed. I pushed Skye into the legume and
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1And why did my child look like Will Smith when I look like Will Ferrell and my wife like Angela Lansbury? I poured myself a tall glass of fresh milk and spun the chamber on my
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4Fredo simply laughed and crushed an empty Schlitz can against his head. "Good hookers amigo? What, you want I should have one make you a pie?" He laughed and spittle flew out of
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5time; folding space; folding the very fabric of the time/space continuum. These things were nothing compared to the power of folding stories. I wrapped my cloak tighter and plunged
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4disgusted me were political corruption, pollution, corporate exploitation of communal natural resources, and NBC's midday lineup. What really impressed me about 2004
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6brain stem and attached. Another successful involuntary recruitment for the Movement. Lt. Col. John Dykeson's body boarded the speeder and headed for the congressional hearing.
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3in a language primavera better suited for the streets of Babel than for this troubling situation. The Spice. The answer to the unconquered riddle lay in
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6salty, god was it salty. Thinking quickly, I grabbed a handful of casserole and smushed it all over the nano machine blob. The blob instantly dessicated and ground to a halt. Sally
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4at least a lightyear or three. The things they don't tell you at Starfleet Academy could fill a Meduvian freighter. I shifted in my cramped cockpit. Drat! My mouth was really
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4Hitler's great grandson had planned a large dinner party and as usual, he was taking no chances with the preparations. Things would run smoothly and to his liking or
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5rubber torture at XXXXXX ... wait did I say ducky rubber or rubber ducky? Damn it Martha, I don't know or I wouldn't have asked! Check the XXXXXX transcript!" I alone knew the
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5I got down on one knee. "With this ring, will you do me the honor of becoming complicit in the exploitation of destitute African diamond miners?" She blinked. "Oops, I mean