Finished Folds (2301—2320)
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3I looked him straight in the eye. "Wally, it didn't have to be like this." I pulled out his mancard. "Mmmhmm. It shows right here that on May 22, 2004 you put cream in your coffee.
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5I don't know about God, but the Devil is a woman for sure. How else can you explain
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4Turns out my overbearing boss had IT install a keystroke recorder on my keyboard a while back. Something must have really triggered an alarm because at 4:20 this morning, a SWAT
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4So I did. Just like that, the organism appeared to orgasm. Although not of this world, I could tell that the orgasmic organism was organized organically.
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8a red hole a light came on. Then it went off again. "DAMN!" I flipped the Chinese chicken bomb over. A small stamp read: Guam. "DAMN!" Even the Chinese are outsourcing. The light
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7day she thought she'd chill but Martha Stewart was like a rich housewife on steroids, only cloyingly attentive & overbearing. The assistant had mixed up the bottles. Not TLC, THC!
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3absentmindedly scratching his cockroach crotch. "Ew, gross" said Norma Roach. Rodney replied "Hey, lay off. I hear that all day long from those frickin bipeds. The last thing I nee
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3merchants specializing in the sale of letters carried by the Pony Express. But what sets us apart from the various other practitioners utilizing these common ingredients is that we
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3too and of course posting it on Facebook with several pictures and glib status updates making everyone else's life seem so much more interesting and happy than mine. What a drag. I
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6Dirty Bob looked in disgust as J-Dub fondled and tonged the fetid rat carcass. "Man, you must be higher than usual J. What in thee hell are you doing?" Dirty Bob licked his
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5fear. I was sick but I didn't care about that. The Hideous Blob at the front of the classroom was watching me with an evil eye. It approached! No time to waste, I grabbed my raygun
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5wordlessly watched his date's hasty retreat with a born loser's resignation. He turned to a watching couple at a nearby table, sneezed into their Tom Kha Gai, and said "Why me? Why
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8you even hummed a bar of it, the entire clone pod of humanity within earshot would break into choreographed song and dance. It was almost as if
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5The "other" her immediately began attacking so she shoved her doppleganger back through the mysterious window. Nothing happened, so she stuck her head out the window to look.
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0What ... the ... f*ck?!
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3She never expected that Romeo would call the cops on her for domestic abuse. Juliet bargained on him being too embarassed but apparently Romeo's pride fell off a cliff along with
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4Is the point of folding story to have a laugh and exercise the creative muscle, or to try to come up with the most sublime story together as a group composed of anonymous members?
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4"I like it when the stories make sense, but I can't resist a good zinger or completely random fold that comes out of nowhere." He was at a foldingstory crossroads. One group seemed
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4"I am Poem King / Bow before me or perish / Now you've done it. Die!" I haven't confirmed the identity of my criticizer yet but when I do, it's curtains. Curtains I tell you!!
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3'd pooted, but Sleepy just wouldn't do it. We all knew his flavor. It was obvious. But he said he didn't do it, and no manner of threat would make him admit it. In the end,