Finished Folds (2321—2340)
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4man #1 fan website from the comforts of his own bathroom. Nope, now he'd have to keep going down to the local library and waiting for grandpa and a bunch of 6th graders to get off
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6My latest dieting epiphany is the all-pill diet. For breakfast I have 2 glucosamine/chondroitins, a calcium, a vitamin D, 2 vitamin Cs, a baby aspirin, & a large ginko biloba. For
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1"Crap". She deflated into an available folding chair & took another pull on her flask. She couldn't wrap her head around how she had gotten here. The Director's Assistant walked
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2We detected just 1 burrowing owl on-transect, but it is important to reiterate that we avoided walking in areas known by land managers to contain active burrows.
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6I'm still not sure what it was. All I saw was an older man, in a suit & hat, carrying a brown suitcase. But there was just something suspicious about it. Airport Security
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5Bob and Betty were married. David and Chanel were married. Bob loved Betty and Betty loved Bob. David loved Chanel but Chanel loved David AND Bob. One night at a dinner party
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6I had my finger on The Button. All I could think of was my mother saying "Oh relax, it's not the end of the world." But this time, with the wrong choice, it would be. I pressed
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4I collapsed in a fit of hysterics, weeping about how it couldn't be so, how I had just seen him, why would he have been shot 37 times?! A cop said "We didn't say how many times he'
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5effects. Still, I felt rather calm, very comfortable, and had both the giggles and the munchies. Wait a minute, there was fresh hot bacon applied to the cannabis leaf salad! That
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3spread out, strategically dispersed among the predesignated entry points to the city. The humans were weak, ripe for the taking. This was the year of the Rat! And I, the Ratgod,
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4he probably did, but it's unnerving not to know. You get along OK, pretending you know how to read and just generally nodding and going with the flow. Most situations don't require
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5"There", I said, rereading it. "Solid". I sealed up the manuscript and sent it to my editor. 2 days later she replied: Better, definitely better. But Ch. 2 is still too long. Try
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4unzipping her wrapper and Stan decided maybe calculus wasn't so important after all. He shut his trap and let Candy do her thing. After, she said "So you'll take the SAT for me?"
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5had a master plan to legitimatize indentured servitude. She'd started a small non-profit with Angelina Jolie to facilitate international human trafficking, oops I mean adoptions.
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5Express and I had such fun that I lost track of time. Before I knew it, we were smackdab in the middle of Questionable Gender IdentityVille and Tom was rubbing my shoulders.
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6PROTEIN STYLE BURGERGEDDON! With 3 all-beef patties sandwiched between two more mostly-pork patties substituting for buns, you'll be a leaner, healthier version of you in no time!
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6it's greatest weapon. Well, that, and it's razor sharp man-eating jaws of doom. Okay, I think that's enough stories for tonight. Night night sweetheart." The door closed. I looked
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3made of tofu. A tofu kazoo is no match for a putrid purple puss-pumping mucusa, as any edumacated personoge indubitably comprehends. The gist of the situation is this, my friends.
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7ke this: after a few millennia I've found that leaving a survivor helps build the mystique. Really ramps up the terror factor when the story spreads." The Kraken hocked up a skull.
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3's spirit within him. It spoke to him. It said: "Cleave him, Walt. Render his pitiful body lame with my mighty blade." Mr. Henry took a wild swing at the Principal but missed, and