Finished Folds (2341—2360)
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5hooligans were up to shenanigans again. Hooligan shenanigans led to a blatant buffet of buffoon tomfoolery which was acceptable not in the least to Max. "NEIN!" he shouted. Max got
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6I ran for the hills but the hills were too far. I needed a car like a drunk needs a bar. A red car was just there, buy keys, what about keys? I fell on a knee and gargled a please?
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5appendage in greeting and said "Yessir, friend, it's me, Cletus. And have I got a story for you!" Uncle Jesse shook AlienCletus's appendage and said "Well, I never! Where have you
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6momma's boy on his couch. They were all momma's boys and he hated them each more than the last. Freud smacked him again & then said they were going to try something new. He hooked
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5make no sense, and yet he knew what they meant. His next assignment was to assassinate his daughter. Incomprehensible, but true. As Executive Chancellor she was powerful. Too power
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6Giggles. Johnny blurted "Ha Ha, you said cock." Mr. Sandercock was used to it, and prepared. He walked over to Johnny's desk, grabbed him by the shirt, and whipped out
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4It was best to just do it quickly, get it over with. He told them he loved them, that he'd be back soon. Then he turned his back, boarded, and requested a double scotch.
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3cheery hostess and a chicken fried steak that's just the bee's knees. At the back of the Cracker Barrel, there was a wooden Indian whose eyes seemed to follow you. This wouldn't be
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6like a single ply napkin used to mop up a spaghetti bolognese spill. He still jammed with some guys on the occasional weekend but his time was mostly taken up between his job as a
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8"floored" his Segway over to the monstrosity. The officer went on a expletive-filled trenta espresso-fueled tirade about the laziness of common man. Then he ate another glazed.
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10The first acorn became a lovely Oak Tree of Wisdom. The second a modest Willow of Learning. But the third Acorn of Witchery became a gnarled black Bramble of Buggery. The travelers
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6daytime talk show hosts and local news personalities were the product of His burps. Once, God sneezed, and Jimi Hendrix was born. Another time during a bout of hiccups a small town
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6could finally break thru the morbidly obese barrier. Helga was clinically obese, sure, but the obesity just wasn't nearly morbid enough to attract the attention of a good man.
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6the sign overhead that read EVERYTHING MUST GO! UP TO 50% OFF! I was browsing through a rack of evening gowns when Van Damme's leg roundhoused through a table prop for the set of
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6Mother Nature was restless. She blew around the house, uneasy, wondering how Father Time was doing with their daughter at their first ever Father-Daughter dance.
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35 and a 4. HaHah! YesYesYes! I had repelled the attack from Venezuala, my continental stronghold in N. America remained intact, and I had a card turn-in worth 35 armies on my turn.
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5gorillas after a 3 day mating ritual in the African summer sun. A ten-gorilla stink I can handle. But his 11-gorilla stink was not so easily ignored. I picked up my merchandise
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3and I could tell he wanted to hit me. Instead he just said "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!" But when I hopped off his lap he subtly edged a boot in my way and I tripped right into
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7had sired over 1,000 children after being hired as an emergency temp 6 years ago. Unbeknownst to him, the spermbank janitor had a unique genetic mutation which was triggered by
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3best night of Grain's life. Captain Save a Ho made Grain his newest he-bitch in his extensive man stable. Grain took to man-whoring like a fish to water. It was fantastic. Grain's