Finished Folds (2361—2380)
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7the reference librarian was hard of hearing and thought I said 'chronic'. I didn't see how puffing on dank was going to help me learn to read, but hey, it was worth a shot.
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4called for 14 yellow dogs to drink all the way to China. After that, an army of unborn giant wastebaskets was poised for <not submitted>. This mad lib script wasn't even complete!
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2clicked her heels together. "There's no place like home" she repeated. The Lemmings looked at her. "Uhhh, yeah, good luck with that." they said. Dorothy looked around. "Crap."
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5The EIL Council was now faced with a vicious cycle of market deflation and a stagnant putrid economy. Their four-pointed economic structure had stalled when Pulsar technology
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8o many to list. But she had low self esteem so she became a private tiny dancer. A dancer for money. Any old music would do. By day she was a seamstress for the band. Her powers
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6e the vengeful spirits of samsara. You will not buy the cheap knockoff brand. It will be name brand, and extra firm for shit's sake." I awoke restless, confused, and a bit hungry.
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4even know if the baby was his? Of course Linda said it was his, but maybe it wasn't. His mom would never understand. Josh turned up his driveway and stopped walking. He thought
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6awesome! No wonder she felt so damn great! She felt like she could write a dissertation on being *alive*. She wanted to cure cancer, have a screaming orgasm, and eat a bowl of soup
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5BREAKING NEWS: Cindy Shaffer just stepped out wearing pinstriped black pants, with a bright red top, and the absolute shocker was the chunky faux turquoise pendant around her neck.
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4tracks in the Dunezan mudflats. Yukon Jack was trespassing on sacred Chippewa burial ground, but he would not rest until he penetrated BeaverSquatch's pelt with his hunting spear.
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3n classroom. Mostly showed movies of dubious relation to the coursework and had students present independent projects suggested by the textbook. This allowed my WOW character to
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4Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Please take your seats and securely fasten your seatbelts immediately. It's critical to remain calm. We're about to
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4in the end, she discovered the truth. The shocking, all-encompassing Truth. The one universal, unending, superseding, question-answering TRUTH. The walrus was Paul.
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5the edge of the omelet over onto itself and sprinkled some cheese. "Eggcelent Smithers, eggcelent". A chicken walked into the kitchen smoking a cigarette and wearing only jockeys.
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1chi on my prose. But I didn't have enough angst, enough inner turmoil, enough true pain to make the poetry real. I wanted it to vibrate with remorse. So I
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2There were a few other frightened detainees being held in the same large crate as I. Their physical state indicated severe malnourishment and torture. Our captors plan seemed to be
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6which were hastily dispatched. The health food ninjas began traveling via underground railroad to avoid extermination by the fast food drones who were heavily armed and well connec
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3they went to Paris McDonald's and ordered two Le Big Macs, two large fry, two large Cokes, two apple pie, and paid with American dollars, thank you very much. Pierre brought the fo
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5I chugged a fifth of Jack and sawed the barrel off a shotgun. I grabbed a ski mask, some duct tape, my newly minted sawed off, and headed for the telemarketer's house.
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3d waves allowed him (or cursed him) to "hear" the moans of the dead. Harigato could not speak to those in the afterlife but they knew he could hear them. A particularly vengeful gh