Finished Folds (2401—2420)
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2We thanked the Lord that our mass was a healthy 9 lbs 8 oz. and was pitch black. Just a treasure to behold. The little black mass was there at the foot of our bed, and I turned to
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2It was a sweltering August day at the track. I needed Moneymaker to Show to save my month. I also needed to relax so I sparked some doobage. Took a puff and passed it to my grandma
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4lukewarm applause and a smattering of boos, but mostly bored indifference. "Hmm, back to the Thinking Bong" he said and proceeded to pull bongloads for the better part of 2012.
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8a dozen angry midgets burst onto the scene just a-whompin and a-whoompin every last thing within an inch of it's life. 9 died that night. 4 became pregnant. Back to you Peter.
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8and difficulty swallowing. Most of the species had degenerated into a bunch of dry-eyed leg-wandering hard swallowers. A particularly pitiful clan of close-talkers further devolved
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5Looking back on lessons learned from past transgressions and toward a brighter, better future, I do hereby solemnly proclaim to abide by the following resolutions in the new year:
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1leman with the funny hat had left on the dresser. Junior knew he shouldn't but he found himself swiping a cigar. It looked tampered with, and had green stuff poking out the ends.
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4her first at-bat during the band's annual sloshball tourney, but as luck would have it, she accidentally hit a sharp grounder to Nick's replacement, Seamus O'Flufanutt. Seamus had
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3I stayed up all night watching a Bosom Buddies marathon and ate an entire box of Thin Mints. I proceeded to strip down and laid upon the ant hill. They didn't pay much attention at
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6After a sudden loss of hearing, the hero was forced to see a doctor. "Well, yes, I have had an erection for the past 72 hours, but I figured it was just the shorts." The doctor
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4either caloric sustenance, or as a decorative transporter varnish. Dammit! I wish I hadn't been staring at that redhead's tookus during Training Module 4c. I glanced at my Bot. It
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4Piggly Wiggly parking lot in east Des Moines. Most customers put the crater down to faulty planning by the Iowa Porcine Shopper's Infrastructure Dept. But Walter knew better. He kn
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3spectacular, epic FAIL, and then Tom Selleck had won Mustache of the Year, AGAIN. Geraldo's shoulder's sank and his 'stache further deflated to nothing more than an adolescent's
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6They both froze and then Lindsay screamed "Run!" She took off down the aisle but tripped on her Burka and ended up sprawled face first on the ground. The entire church could see
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5she could fool the system like they'd done with tofurky. She'd take various animal products and mash them together into the shape of fruits. Like a cow apple or a pork banana.
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4and down the hallway but noone was there. So he recorded the song himself. It was sorta like MmmBop, but even edgier. Almost as racy as the latest Jonas Bros joint. But not quite.
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5free soup. Jumping Jehosephat, the navy bean & ham at Gertrude's Idle Pastures is like you've died and gone to heaven. Oops, guess you're not supposed to say died in a convalescent
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8to not be a cover. He tried to turn the NotBook over but it just slipped in his hands. He couldn't get a firm grip on it, yet he was holding it. He looked again. This is NOT a book
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2I was immeasurably pissed off. I had the rows in my zen garden perfectly aligned, each rock balanced, each shadow beautiful. Then when placing the rake back in it's place, a door
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4Billy Corgan's face into a pumpkin at the midnight Farmer's market on Main. A couple off-duty cops tried to detain Jimmy but he was so hopped up on crystal they couldn't hold him.