Finished Folds (2421—2440)
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5if you'll just sign here!* *Note:EqualOpportunitiesNotActuallyEndlessUnlessThePreviouslyAforementionedTermEndlessIsDefinedAsHavingBothBeginningAndEndWithTheTermEndMeaningNow.
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5smiling the same sh*t-eating grin that he always wore, day after perfect day. Then one day a troublemaking philosophy student asked Thomas "Haven't you ever heard of free will?"
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7I got rid of it, but it wern't easy." When she turned her back Roy's head spun around, he went completely white, and gave the camera a sickly grin. Back to normal, Roy said "To get
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3and bit it in half. The Chemical Brothers were pissed. One said "Alright Jeeves, 'How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?'" Jeeves blinked and said "Recalculating." Smoke
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5amare. Amare Stoudemire had failed to hit a layup at the buzzer in Game 7 of the Finals and the NY Mob had lost millions. He was now being cooked into Geno's black magic pizzas, th
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4s need to stick together." Just then, Mr. Aden Ine and Mrs. Thym Ine strolled in, attached at the hip as usual. They were bound together as if life depended on it. It began to get
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5bought a used Elf costume at FrightNight.com, made his way North, and began Operation: Santa's a Perverted Evil Genius Who I Must Stop. SPEGWIMS, for short. Johnny started spying
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4It was beyond weird. Ever since I had clicked 'engage haptic feedback' on my phone everything I touched vibrated upon contact. It took some getting used to but my girlfriend was
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4they all saved was donated to charity and eventually used to end world hunger. Turns out those $1.50 tolls really added up.
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4tightly together, truly taut, tantamount to torture. Then he released a large ruby from 'tween his cheeks and winked at the webcam. Of course he had planted it there earlier but
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6I smiled and said "So long fool." I pulled the trigger and laughed. Nothing happened. I squeezed again. Nothing. He said "I always knew you was a no good yellow cheat and now the w
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5water?" not really asking so much as telling since she immediately took a deep drink. She instantly sprayed it all back all over Prof. Dumfarht's bald head and yelled "Ugh Vodka!"
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7a truly devilish savings on our 4-foot free-standing harp today. You'd be damned not to try it." "What the fu-" he started. But the salesangel put a finger on his lips and said "Ah
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1a few shrink wrapped pounds of wholebean Arabica into his knapsack and said "Peace ya'll, I'm out. When you see me on MTV Cribs, don't text, don't write, don't call." His mouthwash
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3month ago and told her she only had 10 days to live. That memory was long gone. The fact that she's still alive suggests that there may be some unexpected benefit to brain bulimia.
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6Brring...brring. "Hello?" "Yeah hi I'm calling about the Furby for sale?" "Oh great, it's still available." "Cool, so I'm wondering if you might be interested in a trade. I've got
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4It was a classic Catch22. I had contracted Legionnaire's disease at a gentleman's club, but was supposed to have been at the Admiral's Ball. Faced with a Hobson's choice of whether
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8Mr. Jones's lawyer, who filed the name change, was named John Jacob JingleHeimer-Smith. Mr. Smith could relate, as every time he introduced himself, they'd say "Thats my name too!"
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5. It boiled down to collecting glorified upskirt & nipslip shots from remote locales around the globe. But what Mable lacked in bazoombas she made up in smarts. She had 97 Nat Geos
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3teen years. In the 19th year they said I was ready. I'd finally passed the training necessary to be an Arby's food taster. The newest proposed menu item was a triple beef