Finished Folds (2421—2440)
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4they all saved was donated to charity and eventually used to end world hunger. Turns out those $1.50 tolls really added up.
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4tightly together, truly taut, tantamount to torture. Then he released a large ruby from 'tween his cheeks and winked at the webcam. Of course he had planted it there earlier but
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6I smiled and said "So long fool." I pulled the trigger and laughed. Nothing happened. I squeezed again. Nothing. He said "I always knew you was a no good yellow cheat and now the w
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5water?" not really asking so much as telling since she immediately took a deep drink. She instantly sprayed it all back all over Prof. Dumfarht's bald head and yelled "Ugh Vodka!"
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7a truly devilish savings on our 4-foot free-standing harp today. You'd be damned not to try it." "What the fu-" he started. But the salesangel put a finger on his lips and said "Ah
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1a few shrink wrapped pounds of wholebean Arabica into his knapsack and said "Peace ya'll, I'm out. When you see me on MTV Cribs, don't text, don't write, don't call." His mouthwash
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3month ago and told her she only had 10 days to live. That memory was long gone. The fact that she's still alive suggests that there may be some unexpected benefit to brain bulimia.
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6Brring...brring. "Hello?" "Yeah hi I'm calling about the Furby for sale?" "Oh great, it's still available." "Cool, so I'm wondering if you might be interested in a trade. I've got
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4It was a classic Catch22. I had contracted Legionnaire's disease at a gentleman's club, but was supposed to have been at the Admiral's Ball. Faced with a Hobson's choice of whether
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8Mr. Jones's lawyer, who filed the name change, was named John Jacob JingleHeimer-Smith. Mr. Smith could relate, as every time he introduced himself, they'd say "Thats my name too!"
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5. It boiled down to collecting glorified upskirt & nipslip shots from remote locales around the globe. But what Mable lacked in bazoombas she made up in smarts. She had 97 Nat Geos
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3teen years. In the 19th year they said I was ready. I'd finally passed the training necessary to be an Arby's food taster. The newest proposed menu item was a triple beef
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6stuffed in an entire duck-billed playtypus, never breaking eye contact with the ketchup offerer. I was impressed and whipped out my camera phone. Just as I hit 'record'
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7e peephole and I could see someone sitting at a computer. Then it hit me. Someone was photoshopping a picture I was in! I felt a terrible burning in my retina. My eyes! I had pink
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7end poorly. He took a chew. Then a step. Another chew of gum. Another step. "It's working!" he thought. He chewed and took a step. The bus driver never even saw poor Ron. R.I.P.
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4outbreak of food poisoning but the shipment of sausage had to go out by midnight, fully cooked or not. He turned the oven up to 450 and said "дерьмо"! 20 minutes later the shipment
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6was rambunctious to say the least. I'd had enough. Enough of the ceiling chunks in my coffee. Enough of the wailing interrupting my slumber. Ethyl was about to find out what happen
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6and sprayed hot lead all up in that mutha just a-blastin and a-bustin every last living thing into oblivion. She didn't stop until the clip was clear. Mrs. Scarlet and Mr.Green
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4I was re-examining my RB situation (again) for the fantasy football playoffs just as the boss walked in. I Ctrl-Tab'ed to an accounting spreadsheet but he said "Hey Bob, you workin
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4I made the dummy do a bow and Madison Square Garden exploded with laughter and applause. Chalk up another 5 star performance for Vincent, the venerable ventriloquist!