Finished Folds (2481—2500)
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6and joined in with a flurry of Grand Jetés and Pirouettes. The performance culminated with Sgt. Murphy doing full splits in the middle of Fifth Avenue. A cabbie laid on the horn.
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7implanting this microchip behind your ear as I see that you are a true believer." He looked over both shoulders, winked & showed her a small chip with L Ron Hubbard's face on it.
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19are proof of a higher power." She was flattened by the flattery and swooned. Flat Stanley roguishly lay her down on the bed but accidentally gave her the mother of all paper cuts.
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5him I gladly complied. When he asked me to juice a cantaloupe and ferment it in a western snowy plover's bladder I gladly complied. But when he asked me to
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3Xmas wish was to receive a solid gold bust of her chest. The 49er was working to make it come true, but he was pretty sure Elvira hadn't been Faithful. She's been seen with Cowboys
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5much like it was with my brother Earl. Reach in the toybox, lose a finger. Gor for a bike ride, lose a toe. Consequently, I was a little gun-shy about delving deeper into what
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3"Mom, no!" But she breezed right past the "Do Not Enter" sign I'd gotten for my 15th birthday and hung on my bedroom door this morning. She barged in just as I was
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2could plant several rows of corn to feed my dragons and then sell them to the wizard in the castle for XP. A quicker, riskier option would be to challenge a random traveler to a
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11g...Warning...Warning' If that thing shut up maybe I could think back to my Fleet Training course. Hmmm. Plasma's gone. No source of backup power on the class A model. Looks like
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10as she careened wildly through the Mall of America, spray-painting designated not-to-exceed lines on benches and placing bench hogs under citizen's arrest. When she tried to detain
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6a monster spliff, lit it, and blew the smoke in the usher's face. "Hit the bricks pal. You don't want any trouble here." The usher's jaw dropped and he left. Dora drank her slurpee
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9I scanned the room. Hmmm, I was *sure* my Buzz Lightyear toy was on the top shelf when I left. Now he was sitting down on the second shelf. And his laser arm looked a little singed
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5inward, making me resemble Ralph Feines's portrayal of Lord Voldemort. Turns out that's not a real turn-on for most folks" "Yeah," she said, "I see what you mean" "Plus, the way yo
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5up all over the place which really skeeved me out. I scampered out of the pit just in time to avoid being horribly crushed by an object resembling a giant Rubik's cube. Ah Ha! I ye
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1al maniac's brutal killing spree on aisle 3. I hurdled a few corpses and body slammed a soccer mom into a wall of Elmos. Picking up speed, I rounded the corner and saw it. The last
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5dig through my closet to find my biggest axe and clean(ish) loin cloth. I was all set for the ball but I was apprehensive about showing up empty-handed. I opened the fridge. Hmm.
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6locking onto and delivering a sandwich and a beer. So maybe we hadn't taken the most direct route to success but it made for an interesting story, don't you think?
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4e?" The guard eyed the salesman with suspicion. But he was famished so he allowed a sample to be passed thru. "Hotdamn! That tastes like tic tic chewachewa followed by that bump!"
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2Here are a few of my favorite things: the smell of fresh ground coffee, 49er football, when my kids are running toward me, getting into a groove on a nicely mogeled ski slope,
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11One might think that pushing a boulder uphill for eternity would render a certain resignation to the pushing individual after a few millennium. One would be wrong. Sisyphus was alw