Finished Folds (2481—2500)
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11g...Warning...Warning' If that thing shut up maybe I could think back to my Fleet Training course. Hmmm. Plasma's gone. No source of backup power on the class A model. Looks like
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10as she careened wildly through the Mall of America, spray-painting designated not-to-exceed lines on benches and placing bench hogs under citizen's arrest. When she tried to detain
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6a monster spliff, lit it, and blew the smoke in the usher's face. "Hit the bricks pal. You don't want any trouble here." The usher's jaw dropped and he left. Dora drank her slurpee
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9I scanned the room. Hmmm, I was *sure* my Buzz Lightyear toy was on the top shelf when I left. Now he was sitting down on the second shelf. And his laser arm looked a little singed
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5inward, making me resemble Ralph Feines's portrayal of Lord Voldemort. Turns out that's not a real turn-on for most folks" "Yeah," she said, "I see what you mean" "Plus, the way yo
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5up all over the place which really skeeved me out. I scampered out of the pit just in time to avoid being horribly crushed by an object resembling a giant Rubik's cube. Ah Ha! I ye
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1al maniac's brutal killing spree on aisle 3. I hurdled a few corpses and body slammed a soccer mom into a wall of Elmos. Picking up speed, I rounded the corner and saw it. The last
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5dig through my closet to find my biggest axe and clean(ish) loin cloth. I was all set for the ball but I was apprehensive about showing up empty-handed. I opened the fridge. Hmm.
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6locking onto and delivering a sandwich and a beer. So maybe we hadn't taken the most direct route to success but it made for an interesting story, don't you think?
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4e?" The guard eyed the salesman with suspicion. But he was famished so he allowed a sample to be passed thru. "Hotdamn! That tastes like tic tic chewachewa followed by that bump!"
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2Here are a few of my favorite things: the smell of fresh ground coffee, 49er football, when my kids are running toward me, getting into a groove on a nicely mogeled ski slope,
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11One might think that pushing a boulder uphill for eternity would render a certain resignation to the pushing individual after a few millennium. One would be wrong. Sisyphus was alw
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7me beer all over my best mate and I. "Oye, you tosser! What's your bloody problem?!" He didn't waste words. A knuckle sandwich merged my lips with my teeth and I fell back into the
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6Once upon a time, two young cowboys embarked on a three day hunt. Four hours out of camp they came across a small herd of five pronghorn antelope. Roy pulled out his six-shooter.
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5white wine and spredable cheese with herbs. It's favorite is whatever your favorite is. It has the warmest hands and feet to snuggle up to in winter. But the best part is it has bi
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3Yes, 2012 was a year to remember well, my friends. But that's in the past, together we must look toward the future! Hello? Hey! Oh, Congresswoman TMobile girl is on the TV again.
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5go over well with the Mrs. Not at all. She'd become accustomed to a certain standard of living and my new-found passion as a Performance Artist in Golden Gate Park had made a total
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5nine inch nails. It was quite a sight to see the seasoned monk reach that tenth inch and scream in silent agony as the needle pierced the fingertip. Most other monks chose
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5. Reboot to base system or risk complete memory dump." It was enough to make a man sigh. Which he did. And as he did he closed his eyes and began to clear away all the noise. His
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4I realized I had a speech filter issue after my boss said "Good morning Wally" and apparently I said "Sure, I'd love to sleep with you". There were other incidents.