Finished Folds (2461—2480)
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4Hey, I've got an idea: why don't we sharpen a piece or two of metal until it's extraordinarily dangerous and then slowly drag it across our bodies to temporarily remove
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7Here's the thing, it's not you. It's me. We both know we've been growing apart for a while now. I think maybe we're just better when we're apart. Oh, the money
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3What if your entire life's actions were recorded as if on video and were available in entirety to everyone who has ever lived upon entry into the afterlife?
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4part of the code necessary for intergalactic travel would just appear in my brain. I was possessed by an unrepressable urge to get the data out of my mind, hence my den was filled
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3deep but unstable. Buzz was 3 years sober but Lightning's recurring binges were taking a toll on his resolve. One afternoon when Buzz came home from work Lightning was already
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6Martha Mae, who was watching through binoculars from her yarn shop across the street, felt sure that he must've sold his soul to the devil. She picked up the phone and
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9inside his track suit as his feeble male mind raced through the options, none of which seemed passable. Then his girlfriend hit him with "Hey, do these jeans make my butt look big?
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4we were forced to book him at the Annual Religious Restrictions on the Consumption of Pork Seminar in Poughkeepsie, NY. We were backstage getting ready and I noticed a curly tail
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1toilet paper, which is understandable. However, by the time he got to checkout he also had a crate of prune wine, 26,000 paperclips, and a 40 lb sack of jelly beans. "Rahula, why d
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8The Mayor of San Francisco is threatening to veto pro-frog legislation! Your help needed ASAP! Please CALL Mayor Ed Lee's office at (415) 554-6141 right now and say:
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5and his right-hand Loompa named Wee hatched a plan to contact the Time Bandits and overthrow Wonka once and for all. "I've got an idea. Forming in my head." said Shortly.
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52 plates, 4 plates, 5 plates, 6. "Hey Jim! Betcha can't add another!" Jim loaded another plate on each side of the bar. All the patrons of Big Jim's Iron City gaped. "GRRRRAAAAHH!"
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3disconcerting, as you may well imagine. Fortunately for Gretchen, the Lobster Wolf had a large chain around it's neck that nearly took it's head off when it reached it's limit. The
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3to transport Scrooge back to the part of the future before the part where he died all alone, but just after he took over control of the Fed. Scrooge McDuck in a DeLorean was
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5the frothy churny deep blue sea. Ooooooooo, little Skeeter Rottenwhale, singing strong from head to tail, until your lungs they start to fail, and your songs turns into wails.
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4Pop Quiz: You're doing about 45 and the light turns yellow. There may or may not be a large ditch on your left. Do you: A) slow down; B) speed up; or C)
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7was subtle, nearly imperceptible, but it was there. The Kraken grinned lasciviously now. Openly leering as it layered tentacle upon tentacle upon her flesh. She tried to take a bre
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6dregs of the chop suey at the bottom of the carton. "Ugh" said Det. Manatee, tossing the carton into a nearby dumpster. "Hey, watch it!" came a cry from the dumpster. It was
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2of the Grand Finale depends on you, you overgrown warthogs!' That was the last straw. The elephants looked at each other, locked trunks, and began to swing back and forth on the hi
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3I have to agree with Tigger (which he'll undoubtedly tell u as he rounces & bounces & trounces your garden) is that the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is that he is the only 1.