Finished Folds (2461—2480)
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1toilet paper, which is understandable. However, by the time he got to checkout he also had a crate of prune wine, 26,000 paperclips, and a 40 lb sack of jelly beans. "Rahula, why d
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8The Mayor of San Francisco is threatening to veto pro-frog legislation! Your help needed ASAP! Please CALL Mayor Ed Lee's office at (415) 554-6141 right now and say:
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5and his right-hand Loompa named Wee hatched a plan to contact the Time Bandits and overthrow Wonka once and for all. "I've got an idea. Forming in my head." said Shortly.
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52 plates, 4 plates, 5 plates, 6. "Hey Jim! Betcha can't add another!" Jim loaded another plate on each side of the bar. All the patrons of Big Jim's Iron City gaped. "GRRRRAAAAHH!"
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3disconcerting, as you may well imagine. Fortunately for Gretchen, the Lobster Wolf had a large chain around it's neck that nearly took it's head off when it reached it's limit. The
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3to transport Scrooge back to the part of the future before the part where he died all alone, but just after he took over control of the Fed. Scrooge McDuck in a DeLorean was
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5the frothy churny deep blue sea. Ooooooooo, little Skeeter Rottenwhale, singing strong from head to tail, until your lungs they start to fail, and your songs turns into wails.
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4Pop Quiz: You're doing about 45 and the light turns yellow. There may or may not be a large ditch on your left. Do you: A) slow down; B) speed up; or C)
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7was subtle, nearly imperceptible, but it was there. The Kraken grinned lasciviously now. Openly leering as it layered tentacle upon tentacle upon her flesh. She tried to take a bre
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6dregs of the chop suey at the bottom of the carton. "Ugh" said Det. Manatee, tossing the carton into a nearby dumpster. "Hey, watch it!" came a cry from the dumpster. It was
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2of the Grand Finale depends on you, you overgrown warthogs!' That was the last straw. The elephants looked at each other, locked trunks, and began to swing back and forth on the hi
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3I have to agree with Tigger (which he'll undoubtedly tell u as he rounces & bounces & trounces your garden) is that the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is that he is the only 1.
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6and joined in with a flurry of Grand Jetés and Pirouettes. The performance culminated with Sgt. Murphy doing full splits in the middle of Fifth Avenue. A cabbie laid on the horn.
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7implanting this microchip behind your ear as I see that you are a true believer." He looked over both shoulders, winked & showed her a small chip with L Ron Hubbard's face on it.
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19are proof of a higher power." She was flattened by the flattery and swooned. Flat Stanley roguishly lay her down on the bed but accidentally gave her the mother of all paper cuts.
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5him I gladly complied. When he asked me to juice a cantaloupe and ferment it in a western snowy plover's bladder I gladly complied. But when he asked me to
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3Xmas wish was to receive a solid gold bust of her chest. The 49er was working to make it come true, but he was pretty sure Elvira hadn't been Faithful. She's been seen with Cowboys
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5much like it was with my brother Earl. Reach in the toybox, lose a finger. Gor for a bike ride, lose a toe. Consequently, I was a little gun-shy about delving deeper into what
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3"Mom, no!" But she breezed right past the "Do Not Enter" sign I'd gotten for my 15th birthday and hung on my bedroom door this morning. She barged in just as I was
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2could plant several rows of corn to feed my dragons and then sell them to the wizard in the castle for XP. A quicker, riskier option would be to challenge a random traveler to a