Finished Folds (2501—2520)
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1The public is so ridiculously gullible. Most actually believe antifreeze and coolant come in the same bottle. I once sold a balled up piece of paper to a guy as a paperweight for
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3until he got 'I LOVE BEAVER' tattooed on his neck did he start to get the kind of reception that he wanted all along. Seems that subtlety is a waste of time these days.
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3are all hopped up on Coke, chocolate, and Skittles so it's an extra fun party up at the Pole right about now. I wanted to really make an entrance when I arrived this year so I
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5urchin begging handouts from irritated passerby. I'd give them backhanded compliments, throw my backpack on my back, and think back to the time I got backstage at the Backstreet Bo
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7politician) I would have admitted that I needed the Idiot Box as a form of constant chatter in order to drown out the moral conscious trying to surface. Thank God for cable.
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2down at the lake (mud puddle). So I grabbed my nephew Rufus (stuffed animal) and fired up the bass boat (inflation mattress). It was a bright sunny day (pouring rain) so I decided
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4"Be quick about it Watson! Step to it man! Watson! Hey! What are you looking at? Answer me Watson!" Meanwhile, above Holmes's head, a huge
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3the man from U.N.C.L.E. was deep undercover posing as a snorkeling guide. He had his quarry in his sights when the girl from Ipanema started yelling Shark! Shark! He had to chose
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7I quit my day job and opened up a restaurant where we served whole steamed crabs, artichokes, sunflower seeds, and pomegranates. It was all you can eat (30 minute time limit). My
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6Question: Is it a bad sign if you get too lazy to smoke weed? I had the bong all loaded but just couldn't get motivated to fire it up. Instead I played
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8The rogue Spetsnaz agent had taken out mum for her recipe last November. He thought he was the only one left who could make a pecan pie to die for. But I knew. I'd tracked him to
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4collection of used Kleenex, free with your purchase, if you're caller number 12! The phone boards lit up like a reindeer's respiratory protuberance. A blue-haired riveter from Iowa
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4It's a well covered-up fact that the black part of the eye is actually a small hole into the skull. Most people incorrectly think it's something called the "pupil". In actuality,
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2spatula slip. Even my sake bombs bombed. But when I went to turn in my oversized chef's hat my boss sat me down. He said "Listen, Teppanyakihopper. There are many paths
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5and insisted Fred wear a chastity belt to which only Barney held the key. "How am I supposed to pedal my car with this hunk of metal around my junk?!" wailed Fred. "You should have
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4was watching all this unfold through a telescopic eyepiece. He saw Tuck duck into the lean-to with the Maid. Shortly thereafter Robin was seen drinking heartily from a flagon. All
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4I have half a mind to go on an insane killing spree. Or I could file a direct appeal for adjudication pending prospective further evidential forthcomings." Lecter's eyes shifted
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4Giant Rotting Pit of Refuse and Pin the Tail on the Unnaturally Large Landfill Rodent. I don't normally play Landfill Days games, but when I do, I prefer
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3an egg roll and some orange chicken to refill the ass-kick-o-meter. It'd been running low since the lemonade discrepancy at Hot Dog On A Stick. If there's 1 thing he couldn't abide
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6I stuck my fisted arm in between the back seats and began toggling it back and forth, dealing out blows of chastisement at random. "Look kids, a bighorn sheep!" my wife said. Wally