Finished Folds (2501—2520)
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7me beer all over my best mate and I. "Oye, you tosser! What's your bloody problem?!" He didn't waste words. A knuckle sandwich merged my lips with my teeth and I fell back into the
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6Once upon a time, two young cowboys embarked on a three day hunt. Four hours out of camp they came across a small herd of five pronghorn antelope. Roy pulled out his six-shooter.
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5white wine and spredable cheese with herbs. It's favorite is whatever your favorite is. It has the warmest hands and feet to snuggle up to in winter. But the best part is it has bi
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3Yes, 2012 was a year to remember well, my friends. But that's in the past, together we must look toward the future! Hello? Hey! Oh, Congresswoman TMobile girl is on the TV again.
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5go over well with the Mrs. Not at all. She'd become accustomed to a certain standard of living and my new-found passion as a Performance Artist in Golden Gate Park had made a total
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5nine inch nails. It was quite a sight to see the seasoned monk reach that tenth inch and scream in silent agony as the needle pierced the fingertip. Most other monks chose
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5. Reboot to base system or risk complete memory dump." It was enough to make a man sigh. Which he did. And as he did he closed his eyes and began to clear away all the noise. His
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4I realized I had a speech filter issue after my boss said "Good morning Wally" and apparently I said "Sure, I'd love to sleep with you". There were other incidents.
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1The public is so ridiculously gullible. Most actually believe antifreeze and coolant come in the same bottle. I once sold a balled up piece of paper to a guy as a paperweight for
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3until he got 'I LOVE BEAVER' tattooed on his neck did he start to get the kind of reception that he wanted all along. Seems that subtlety is a waste of time these days.
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3are all hopped up on Coke, chocolate, and Skittles so it's an extra fun party up at the Pole right about now. I wanted to really make an entrance when I arrived this year so I
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5urchin begging handouts from irritated passerby. I'd give them backhanded compliments, throw my backpack on my back, and think back to the time I got backstage at the Backstreet Bo
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7politician) I would have admitted that I needed the Idiot Box as a form of constant chatter in order to drown out the moral conscious trying to surface. Thank God for cable.
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2down at the lake (mud puddle). So I grabbed my nephew Rufus (stuffed animal) and fired up the bass boat (inflation mattress). It was a bright sunny day (pouring rain) so I decided
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4"Be quick about it Watson! Step to it man! Watson! Hey! What are you looking at? Answer me Watson!" Meanwhile, above Holmes's head, a huge
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3the man from U.N.C.L.E. was deep undercover posing as a snorkeling guide. He had his quarry in his sights when the girl from Ipanema started yelling Shark! Shark! He had to chose
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7I quit my day job and opened up a restaurant where we served whole steamed crabs, artichokes, sunflower seeds, and pomegranates. It was all you can eat (30 minute time limit). My
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6Question: Is it a bad sign if you get too lazy to smoke weed? I had the bong all loaded but just couldn't get motivated to fire it up. Instead I played
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8The rogue Spetsnaz agent had taken out mum for her recipe last November. He thought he was the only one left who could make a pecan pie to die for. But I knew. I'd tracked him to
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4collection of used Kleenex, free with your purchase, if you're caller number 12! The phone boards lit up like a reindeer's respiratory protuberance. A blue-haired riveter from Iowa