Finished Folds (2521—2540)
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4It's a well covered-up fact that the black part of the eye is actually a small hole into the skull. Most people incorrectly think it's something called the "pupil". In actuality,
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2spatula slip. Even my sake bombs bombed. But when I went to turn in my oversized chef's hat my boss sat me down. He said "Listen, Teppanyakihopper. There are many paths
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5and insisted Fred wear a chastity belt to which only Barney held the key. "How am I supposed to pedal my car with this hunk of metal around my junk?!" wailed Fred. "You should have
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4was watching all this unfold through a telescopic eyepiece. He saw Tuck duck into the lean-to with the Maid. Shortly thereafter Robin was seen drinking heartily from a flagon. All
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4I have half a mind to go on an insane killing spree. Or I could file a direct appeal for adjudication pending prospective further evidential forthcomings." Lecter's eyes shifted
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4Giant Rotting Pit of Refuse and Pin the Tail on the Unnaturally Large Landfill Rodent. I don't normally play Landfill Days games, but when I do, I prefer
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3an egg roll and some orange chicken to refill the ass-kick-o-meter. It'd been running low since the lemonade discrepancy at Hot Dog On A Stick. If there's 1 thing he couldn't abide
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6I stuck my fisted arm in between the back seats and began toggling it back and forth, dealing out blows of chastisement at random. "Look kids, a bighorn sheep!" my wife said. Wally
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6I, Sheldon Fuzbukka, being of sound mind and body, do hereby put forth my last will and testament. To my one and only son, I leave my house and everything inside it. To my
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2very clearly plunging to her death after falling off an extra tall slide ladder in the Library of Congress. Her life passed before her eyes as she held the Beverly Cleary book and
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2I'd been preparing for this moment for years but you know you'll never really be ready. Still, this was it. I was filled with a mixture of dreaded anticipation and nervous glee. In
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5Have you seen that new guy in Accounting? The one that looks like a real jerkoff? I mean, he looks like the kind of guy that'd
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3The Sharper Image felt my credit card's fury and then I ate a whole pizza and took a nap. The next morning I looked on my doorstep and
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5to be the next best Indian race car driver since Hamid Nainanajar piloted his goat cart through the streets of Bangalore with Ganesha-like skills. His practice course was
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1and TMNT dolls. I put the video up on YouTube and titled it Hot Girl in Tiny Bikini. Once they got the servers back up after the initial crash caused by the deluge of hits, my toy
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5It's the brainchild of Ted DiBiase who invested wisely after a post-WrestleMania VIII windfall. The Million Dollar Store doesn't get a lot of customers but their bestseller is a
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5in time but we all know that method of birth control is fatally flawed and so I was accidentally inseminated with the alien's seed. This was 8 months ago. My nose had healed but
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6Nobody ever gets sick or uncomfortable. There's no fighting, no spitting, no drinking, no gambling, and no bare feet. Oh, and one more thing, once you get there
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3see the balloon animal zoo he kept in his mother's basement. It was really quite impressive but nobody'd ever seen it because they were too afraid of being brutally attacked. This
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3"Yeeepp, I'ma harvest roundabout 400 acres a turnips next week and then I've got a mind to plant somma them lima beans, yeepp". The town girls were all aflutter. One looked at Joey