Finished Folds (2521—2540)
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6I, Sheldon Fuzbukka, being of sound mind and body, do hereby put forth my last will and testament. To my one and only son, I leave my house and everything inside it. To my
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2very clearly plunging to her death after falling off an extra tall slide ladder in the Library of Congress. Her life passed before her eyes as she held the Beverly Cleary book and
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2I'd been preparing for this moment for years but you know you'll never really be ready. Still, this was it. I was filled with a mixture of dreaded anticipation and nervous glee. In
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5Have you seen that new guy in Accounting? The one that looks like a real jerkoff? I mean, he looks like the kind of guy that'd
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3The Sharper Image felt my credit card's fury and then I ate a whole pizza and took a nap. The next morning I looked on my doorstep and
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5to be the next best Indian race car driver since Hamid Nainanajar piloted his goat cart through the streets of Bangalore with Ganesha-like skills. His practice course was
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1and TMNT dolls. I put the video up on YouTube and titled it Hot Girl in Tiny Bikini. Once they got the servers back up after the initial crash caused by the deluge of hits, my toy
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5It's the brainchild of Ted DiBiase who invested wisely after a post-WrestleMania VIII windfall. The Million Dollar Store doesn't get a lot of customers but their bestseller is a
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5in time but we all know that method of birth control is fatally flawed and so I was accidentally inseminated with the alien's seed. This was 8 months ago. My nose had healed but
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6Nobody ever gets sick or uncomfortable. There's no fighting, no spitting, no drinking, no gambling, and no bare feet. Oh, and one more thing, once you get there
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3see the balloon animal zoo he kept in his mother's basement. It was really quite impressive but nobody'd ever seen it because they were too afraid of being brutally attacked. This
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3"Yeeepp, I'ma harvest roundabout 400 acres a turnips next week and then I've got a mind to plant somma them lima beans, yeepp". The town girls were all aflutter. One looked at Joey
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4and a few minutes with my everlasting gobstopper. I'd named him Nummy and kept him in a leather pouch worn around my hip so my gobstopper was never far away. A man named Slugworth
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3jaw flapping cold appendage syndrome, commonly referred to as 'womanhood'. "I KNEW IT!" Jackson exclaimed when his wife reported the diagnosis. Please donate now towards a cure.
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5the wrap-up tackling of the Mummies last week but they were playing the Vamps this week and everyone knows they suck. With Bogey Man's improved accuracy and Werewolf's
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4hi sweetie. i can send you some nude pictures of me. i'm hot 22 yr old girl. please drop a line at virusmalwaretrojanhorsedownload@hotmail.com
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3Dan, Melilda, and Walter meet in the breakroom at 10am each weekday. They each eat a donut and tell an off-color sexual joke. Sometimes, other coworkers share the breakroom. Is
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4pursuers. I thought my adventure had come to an end but I rounded a corner and my grotesquely swollen head shocked a group of trick-or-treaters which enraged their parents who then
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5tight-shirted big-bearded gentleman with more gusto than Gustav the Gastronomical Genius. The triangle is a musical instrument providing a panoply of possibilities, invented by
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6and annoyingly affected pronunciations of words like croissant. If only the announcer had such problems, she'd be able to tell if it was Trebek or Trevek. After decades of viewing