Finished Folds (2541—2560)
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1ardly cash in on the life insurance if the old bag was still breathing. He invited her to take a nice rest in the comfy Crown Vic parked in the garage. He started the car and gave
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6especially when you consider my companions are an overgrown rat, a coward, a quitter, and a dimwit!" Dorothy took a deep drag. "And let me tell you something about that Bella tramp
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1wanted to intervene but the whole cabinet could see that Chip was becoming more of a coffee mug. All the other tea cups avoided Chip when they played together on the third shelf.
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5He set to work on a solar hairpiece that would allow his copy to operate battery-free. He threw a ham n cheese in the nuker and buckled down. This avoidance of work was getting to
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4written by the veganest of vegans, Vincent B. Vegan himself. I'd show Trixie I was the vegan mountain man of her dreams. But while eating a bark and mushroom sandwich, I saw her
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6Holy hand grenades Batman! That is a LOT of potatoes! What in the wide wide world of sports are you planning to do with such a ridiculously large mountain of
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6he hit the sirens on the way to the bank. Upon entering, he said "HELLO/I'll take/I'D LIKE TO/a briefcase/OPEN AN /full of tens/ACCOUNT TODAY/and twenties/. He took the briefcase
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5In less than 24 hours after I drank the Kefir with Live & Active Cultures I began to feel a strange and disconcerting activity in my gut. Lactobacillus acidophilus
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3As an I.T. guy I wanted to type "Wipe your hard drive and then shoot yourself." But I'd already been warned today. So I typed "Press the ON button. Does your computer turn on?" She
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2got his zipper unstuck and freed Willy in the Holodeck's waterfall urinal. Ryker had never grasped the fact that the Holodeck didn't actually have real urinals so the cleanup crew
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7was clearly a C-O-N-spiracy. So far there were 1,142 consonants and 592 vowels. The FS Code couldn't be *that* hard to crack could it? I put some coffee on and sat down with a
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2then stopped. She'd noticed something odd on her iPad. There was a small sticker she hadn't noticed when she bought it used. It'd been flagged! This iPad had been in the bathroom!
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8great couch cushions of the sky. Of course, that was the LAST place I looked. While searching, I did come across world peace, the meaning of life, and a half eaten snickers. After
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7old widow Redenbacher's porch. It was plain nasty but we couldn't just stop watching. I'd never seen such a frotting. I swear we were about to leave when we heard a strange popping
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4distraction from the real action. Padd hopped in a squad car, flipped on the siren, popped the top on a tallboy and yelled "Yippee Ki Yay fothermucker!" A couple
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5Fourteen thousand rupees are in a Thai bank account in the name of your cousin's uncle. Please to receive these special rewards loan me your wife for 24 hours. I promise that she
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6slick with the blood of my enemies. I'd dislocated 2 elbows, shattered a nose and fractured a pelvis, and that was only on my sister while warming up. When I finally got in The Pit
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2in the cosloppus. I yelled "Holy Shoot! It's Bow-legged Betty!", pointed at the stairs, and ran through the swingin doors. I could hear a swarm of angry drunken cowboys behind me
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5the second-in-command of a traveling band of trust funded monkey wrenchers. They were on their way to the Rolls Royce dealership to buy a new campaignmobile and then
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2courteously inseminating in front of a live-studio audience. So my inflection was a little off. I was doing this for the benefit of long-eared owls everywhere. Jim Duncan could