Finished Folds (2541—2560)
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4and a few minutes with my everlasting gobstopper. I'd named him Nummy and kept him in a leather pouch worn around my hip so my gobstopper was never far away. A man named Slugworth
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3jaw flapping cold appendage syndrome, commonly referred to as 'womanhood'. "I KNEW IT!" Jackson exclaimed when his wife reported the diagnosis. Please donate now towards a cure.
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5the wrap-up tackling of the Mummies last week but they were playing the Vamps this week and everyone knows they suck. With Bogey Man's improved accuracy and Werewolf's
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4hi sweetie. i can send you some nude pictures of me. i'm hot 22 yr old girl. please drop a line at virusmalwaretrojanhorsedownload@hotmail.com
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3Dan, Melilda, and Walter meet in the breakroom at 10am each weekday. They each eat a donut and tell an off-color sexual joke. Sometimes, other coworkers share the breakroom. Is
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4pursuers. I thought my adventure had come to an end but I rounded a corner and my grotesquely swollen head shocked a group of trick-or-treaters which enraged their parents who then
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5tight-shirted big-bearded gentleman with more gusto than Gustav the Gastronomical Genius. The triangle is a musical instrument providing a panoply of possibilities, invented by
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6and annoyingly affected pronunciations of words like croissant. If only the announcer had such problems, she'd be able to tell if it was Trebek or Trevek. After decades of viewing
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1ardly cash in on the life insurance if the old bag was still breathing. He invited her to take a nice rest in the comfy Crown Vic parked in the garage. He started the car and gave
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6especially when you consider my companions are an overgrown rat, a coward, a quitter, and a dimwit!" Dorothy took a deep drag. "And let me tell you something about that Bella tramp
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1wanted to intervene but the whole cabinet could see that Chip was becoming more of a coffee mug. All the other tea cups avoided Chip when they played together on the third shelf.
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5He set to work on a solar hairpiece that would allow his copy to operate battery-free. He threw a ham n cheese in the nuker and buckled down. This avoidance of work was getting to
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4written by the veganest of vegans, Vincent B. Vegan himself. I'd show Trixie I was the vegan mountain man of her dreams. But while eating a bark and mushroom sandwich, I saw her
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6Holy hand grenades Batman! That is a LOT of potatoes! What in the wide wide world of sports are you planning to do with such a ridiculously large mountain of
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6he hit the sirens on the way to the bank. Upon entering, he said "HELLO/I'll take/I'D LIKE TO/a briefcase/OPEN AN /full of tens/ACCOUNT TODAY/and twenties/. He took the briefcase
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5In less than 24 hours after I drank the Kefir with Live & Active Cultures I began to feel a strange and disconcerting activity in my gut. Lactobacillus acidophilus
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3As an I.T. guy I wanted to type "Wipe your hard drive and then shoot yourself." But I'd already been warned today. So I typed "Press the ON button. Does your computer turn on?" She
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2got his zipper unstuck and freed Willy in the Holodeck's waterfall urinal. Ryker had never grasped the fact that the Holodeck didn't actually have real urinals so the cleanup crew
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7was clearly a C-O-N-spiracy. So far there were 1,142 consonants and 592 vowels. The FS Code couldn't be *that* hard to crack could it? I put some coffee on and sat down with a
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2then stopped. She'd noticed something odd on her iPad. There was a small sticker she hadn't noticed when she bought it used. It'd been flagged! This iPad had been in the bathroom!