Finished Folds (2561—2580)
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3It's just too bad he minors in Incessant Nagging. Walk, don't drive. Open a window, turn off the A/C. Eat more veggies, less meat. On and on and on. By the time I get to the office
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11Just a few gulps of pink paint, and an hour or so with the belt sander took care of those little details. Frankie assessed himself in the mirror. Not bad for a monster! The reunion
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3I made a mental note to have him eliminated, and continued my prep work for Iron Breakfast. The smoked ham, eggs, onions, salt, pepper; all that was ready. But what to do with the
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5I pulled up to Lunar Outpost 43, spent and filthy. "Lemme get 2 proteins, a carbo, and a double rehydrated Absinthe." I turned to the Martian next to me. "Looong day." It
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4So you know that little niblet of deliciousness that sticks out the side of a chicken leg marinated in teriyaki and baked at 350 for 90 minutes? Yeah, that's the part that
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4the fires of eternal love burning in my heart. That, and the fact that her booty simply refused to quit. To say that she had a sizable ass would be putting too fine a point on it.
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6Lt. Col. John Dykeson. John had long been suspected dead after a 6 week medical supply drop-off had turned into a 4 year hiatus with no contact. But we'd never given up hope. And n
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5g from the group Mrs. Bumpkins?" "No, Mr. Napier. I am as saddened as anyone that Sir Lardham has passed. I simply see no reason to suspect foul play and don't care to disturb the
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3yotch, to use the parlance of our times. For the little freckled pig-tailed trollop had run off with Carl for a little of the old In-N-Out. The Colonel was not amused. He marched
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6etched upon after sampling it's offerings was "Sprouts! Brussel, Mung Bean, and 99 other delicious varieties!" I had turned to page 94, where much to my bewilderment, was a recipe
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6entire being with goodwill and relaxation. Ahhh. Now, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME DAMMIT! I'LL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF! Ahem, excuse me. So we're really getting the fulll stretch alll the
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5the comfort of his La-Z Boy recliner as he'd blanketed her house with HD remote-controlled cameras with telescopic zoom lenses. She headed for the shower. He grabbed some popcorn.
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3But it was no use. Rambo proceeded to slaughter several friendlies with a tenaciousness not seen since my mother-in-law found my stash of IT'S-ITs. The jungle was littered with sev
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10right, or am I right? Or am I wrong? Or am I left? Ha! Whew, I kill me. It was her impulse purchasing that did us in. I mean, she bought this knife set that cost me and arm & a leg
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4in the back of his trailer. He showed me what it looked like when a grown man cried. I wanted out of the carnival, but I couldn't leave until I'd pulled together enough coin to
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830 minutes later we were bloated, tired, and no closer to understanding our place in the world around us. We hadn't formed a single rational argument between us, but the plum sauce
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2I was all "What? Huh?" But my friend was like "Yup. See? Told ya." So the neon pyramid goes "You are the ones who have been chosen!" We were both all "Um, yeah, you said that."
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4most definitely, most positively, without a doubt, did a pinch and roll. I knew it! I KNEW that chick had testes! I was so excited, without thinking, I picked up the P.A. mic and
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2. Freed, the flying mammals used their enhanced echolocation to merge into a humanoid form. This "bat-man" flewwalked over to it's she-captor's command center where some joker had
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3As it turned out, I must have sacrificed one too many pintos because Montezuma was not happy with me. I thought the guacamole would have calmed things down but in retrospect