Finished Folds (2561—2580)
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8great couch cushions of the sky. Of course, that was the LAST place I looked. While searching, I did come across world peace, the meaning of life, and a half eaten snickers. After
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7old widow Redenbacher's porch. It was plain nasty but we couldn't just stop watching. I'd never seen such a frotting. I swear we were about to leave when we heard a strange popping
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4distraction from the real action. Padd hopped in a squad car, flipped on the siren, popped the top on a tallboy and yelled "Yippee Ki Yay fothermucker!" A couple
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5Fourteen thousand rupees are in a Thai bank account in the name of your cousin's uncle. Please to receive these special rewards loan me your wife for 24 hours. I promise that she
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6slick with the blood of my enemies. I'd dislocated 2 elbows, shattered a nose and fractured a pelvis, and that was only on my sister while warming up. When I finally got in The Pit
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2in the cosloppus. I yelled "Holy Shoot! It's Bow-legged Betty!", pointed at the stairs, and ran through the swingin doors. I could hear a swarm of angry drunken cowboys behind me
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5the second-in-command of a traveling band of trust funded monkey wrenchers. They were on their way to the Rolls Royce dealership to buy a new campaignmobile and then
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2courteously inseminating in front of a live-studio audience. So my inflection was a little off. I was doing this for the benefit of long-eared owls everywhere. Jim Duncan could
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3It's just too bad he minors in Incessant Nagging. Walk, don't drive. Open a window, turn off the A/C. Eat more veggies, less meat. On and on and on. By the time I get to the office
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11Just a few gulps of pink paint, and an hour or so with the belt sander took care of those little details. Frankie assessed himself in the mirror. Not bad for a monster! The reunion
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3I made a mental note to have him eliminated, and continued my prep work for Iron Breakfast. The smoked ham, eggs, onions, salt, pepper; all that was ready. But what to do with the
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5I pulled up to Lunar Outpost 43, spent and filthy. "Lemme get 2 proteins, a carbo, and a double rehydrated Absinthe." I turned to the Martian next to me. "Looong day." It
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4So you know that little niblet of deliciousness that sticks out the side of a chicken leg marinated in teriyaki and baked at 350 for 90 minutes? Yeah, that's the part that
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4the fires of eternal love burning in my heart. That, and the fact that her booty simply refused to quit. To say that she had a sizable ass would be putting too fine a point on it.
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6Lt. Col. John Dykeson. John had long been suspected dead after a 6 week medical supply drop-off had turned into a 4 year hiatus with no contact. But we'd never given up hope. And n
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5g from the group Mrs. Bumpkins?" "No, Mr. Napier. I am as saddened as anyone that Sir Lardham has passed. I simply see no reason to suspect foul play and don't care to disturb the
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3yotch, to use the parlance of our times. For the little freckled pig-tailed trollop had run off with Carl for a little of the old In-N-Out. The Colonel was not amused. He marched
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6etched upon after sampling it's offerings was "Sprouts! Brussel, Mung Bean, and 99 other delicious varieties!" I had turned to page 94, where much to my bewilderment, was a recipe
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6entire being with goodwill and relaxation. Ahhh. Now, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME DAMMIT! I'LL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF! Ahem, excuse me. So we're really getting the fulll stretch alll the
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5the comfort of his La-Z Boy recliner as he'd blanketed her house with HD remote-controlled cameras with telescopic zoom lenses. She headed for the shower. He grabbed some popcorn.