Finished Folds (2581—2600)
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4Cheney didn't even say anything, he just gave them The Look. They backed down and Cheney moved on to Pictionary, also playing against himself. He first drew what appeared to be a
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2Citizens of Rock Ridge! I stand before you today, humbled that you have chosen me as your representative, and secure in the knowledge that our future together is a bright one! Let
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3It was love at first sight. I saw him watching me and when I looked at him he did the cutest little shy lookaway. But there was just something there. I knew right away that we'd
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1Mom: "I always knew you were a bad seed. Look atcha now, a full-grown shitbush!" Me: "MmmHmm." Mom: "If you weren't so rotten on the inside, maybe you wouldn't be so ugly." I fired
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7It's so fun being a leprechaun. We have more powers than you think. This one time, I replaced the drumsticks of a jam band's drummer with two magic wands. During the first set
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3features on his shoulder allowing him to sing both lead and backup on Wild Horses. They could finally get rid of Keith Richards! Backstage, Jagger stabbed Richards repeatedly but
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4was just a young pup looking to make a name for himself in the dog-eat-dog world of Chi-town's canine caper carnival. McGruff was paired with a crusty old bulldog named Bertrand wh
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3that I was asked to leave Cleveland's 12th Annual "Living and Thriving with Tourette's" conference. When the shock of the dismissal wore off I was outraged. I resolved to have my
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2an artisan apple strudel and an Albanian cappuccino. A-Ha came on the radio. Despite everything, he had a feeling that things would be all right.
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5maybe the next holiday gathering with the in-laws wouldn't be so bad in comparison. My headlamp started flickering and I thought I heard a moaning from deeper in the crypt. Was it
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9filed by the uncompensated authors brought the Book Syndicate and the FS site to their knees with an unsanctionable injunction and accompanying gag order. Atty-at-law Bob Loblaw
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4I dreadlock'd my blond hair & tatted some teardrops from my blue eyes. I iced up my orthodontically perfect grill & bought clothes 6 sizes too big. My game was thick. The honies
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4The unnecessary foreplay conducted by an amateur whore monger. "After my third trip to Vegas I learned to skip the whore d'oeuvres." Martin had another entry for Urban Dictionary:
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5The red Skittle army was slowly but steadily advancing on the weakened green forces. But what's this?! A yellow ambush! I ate four reds and a yellow. Mmmmm. The reds retreated back
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7and continued. "My projections show that reducing each bag by 0.5 oz will allow us to pillage that little archipelago in SE Asia where we had the conference last year." The roar of
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2to truly free speech? So I just blurted it out. I went "Little Teddy Rumpskin was late for his blumpkin so the function at the junction was kaput". I had no idea what it meant. The
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4mumbled a curse under my breath. The passenger sitting next to me had more than their share of the armrest and the click clack of the rails was slowly driving me insane. I needed a
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8to test the limits of slacking. We rid ourselves of all phones, computers, and zippered clothes. Our daily life consisted of beanbags, terry cloth robes, unmicrowaved TV dinners,
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2so he didn't. Juggernaut simply mushed Scooter into a compact ball of human pulp and punted him down the shoreline. Then he sat down. Unfortunately, he sat on
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6made that pretty unsatisfying. Thankfully Professor X was cleaning up at the World Series of Poker. The Iceman had a good gig down at the Coors factory but all in all something was