Finished Folds (2581—2600)
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3But it was no use. Rambo proceeded to slaughter several friendlies with a tenaciousness not seen since my mother-in-law found my stash of IT'S-ITs. The jungle was littered with sev
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10right, or am I right? Or am I wrong? Or am I left? Ha! Whew, I kill me. It was her impulse purchasing that did us in. I mean, she bought this knife set that cost me and arm & a leg
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4in the back of his trailer. He showed me what it looked like when a grown man cried. I wanted out of the carnival, but I couldn't leave until I'd pulled together enough coin to
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830 minutes later we were bloated, tired, and no closer to understanding our place in the world around us. We hadn't formed a single rational argument between us, but the plum sauce
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2I was all "What? Huh?" But my friend was like "Yup. See? Told ya." So the neon pyramid goes "You are the ones who have been chosen!" We were both all "Um, yeah, you said that."
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4most definitely, most positively, without a doubt, did a pinch and roll. I knew it! I KNEW that chick had testes! I was so excited, without thinking, I picked up the P.A. mic and
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2. Freed, the flying mammals used their enhanced echolocation to merge into a humanoid form. This "bat-man" flewwalked over to it's she-captor's command center where some joker had
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3As it turned out, I must have sacrificed one too many pintos because Montezuma was not happy with me. I thought the guacamole would have calmed things down but in retrospect
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4Cheney didn't even say anything, he just gave them The Look. They backed down and Cheney moved on to Pictionary, also playing against himself. He first drew what appeared to be a
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2Citizens of Rock Ridge! I stand before you today, humbled that you have chosen me as your representative, and secure in the knowledge that our future together is a bright one! Let
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3It was love at first sight. I saw him watching me and when I looked at him he did the cutest little shy lookaway. But there was just something there. I knew right away that we'd
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1Mom: "I always knew you were a bad seed. Look atcha now, a full-grown shitbush!" Me: "MmmHmm." Mom: "If you weren't so rotten on the inside, maybe you wouldn't be so ugly." I fired
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7It's so fun being a leprechaun. We have more powers than you think. This one time, I replaced the drumsticks of a jam band's drummer with two magic wands. During the first set
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3features on his shoulder allowing him to sing both lead and backup on Wild Horses. They could finally get rid of Keith Richards! Backstage, Jagger stabbed Richards repeatedly but
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4was just a young pup looking to make a name for himself in the dog-eat-dog world of Chi-town's canine caper carnival. McGruff was paired with a crusty old bulldog named Bertrand wh
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3that I was asked to leave Cleveland's 12th Annual "Living and Thriving with Tourette's" conference. When the shock of the dismissal wore off I was outraged. I resolved to have my
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2an artisan apple strudel and an Albanian cappuccino. A-Ha came on the radio. Despite everything, he had a feeling that things would be all right.
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5maybe the next holiday gathering with the in-laws wouldn't be so bad in comparison. My headlamp started flickering and I thought I heard a moaning from deeper in the crypt. Was it
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9filed by the uncompensated authors brought the Book Syndicate and the FS site to their knees with an unsanctionable injunction and accompanying gag order. Atty-at-law Bob Loblaw
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4I dreadlock'd my blond hair & tatted some teardrops from my blue eyes. I iced up my orthodontically perfect grill & bought clothes 6 sizes too big. My game was thick. The honies