Finished Folds (2601—2620)
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3Batman inhaled deeply and was exhaling slowly when someone broke wind. He-Man busted up laughing and GI Joe said "Christ man! What is that? Bratwurst?" Godzilla lost his patience
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3water balloon filled with vinegar, garlic gloves, and allspice berries and busted it all over the Germans, pickling them instantly. But their daughter rose up and hurled a cabbage
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1a long way when you were kicking Werewolf ass and taking names. Blade came to kick ass and shoot craps, and he'd already crapped out so all that was left was to kick ass again and
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3expensive to print on 40,000 buttons. Their budget was exhausted before any food was acquired. Second, who knew there were so many other copycat organizations collecting food for
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5I had been waiting for this moment for years. I said "Wish #1: I am always right." I called my wife at home. "Hi Honey, remember how you said it'd be fun to see your mom for Xmas?"
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4He handed over the vodka to the toddler. Then "Heyyy, wait a minute. You're going to need a mixer to go with that. Here, have an OJ, on the house!" She smiled and unscrewed the cap
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5"I just ate the arse out of two bears. Sure, I could go for another!" They held hands as they drew their machetes and sauntered toward the barnyard. A cow mooed nervously.
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3monkey named Mortimer and directed my cadre of na'er-do-well munchkins to forcibly escort the wrapped lion into the chipper. He was cowardly to the end. I dusted my hands and Toto
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0a Prom Queen at the after-party, but with substantially less pomp and certainly more unfortunate circumstance. The stench was starting to get to me and I wished I could feel my leg
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2failure to adhere to the stated rules of Time Out, I sat back and said "See, I told you so. I told you to sit down and shut it. But nooooo, you had to go and break the rules. Now
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5It longed for a workout alongside my body and mind. I decided to do 3 anonymous good deeds. First off, I arranged for a homeless man to get a job helping with maintenance at the
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3my bedroom (or what I thought was my bedroom) and saw mirrors on the ceiling and pink champagne on ice. Everyone turned to look at me. I said "What are you doing in my bedroom?" My
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5the moon was aligned with Venus when I completed the tip. You were born 9 months later. But now I've knit another afghan condom and I can tell you with absolute certainty that
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3*Ohhh*, that lucious exhaust pipe. Just pumping out delicious crack smoke. Before he knew it his lips were wrapped around the tailpipe and he was gone. His evil cracktwin was loose
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4a few Christians, a smattering of Buddhists, not a small number of Hindus, and a plethora of Jews. Made a tidy profit to boot. The Hippoterians were blossoming! But the Methodists
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5Like Alaska. I don't even know how the people on that island survive. What a bunch of idiots. Living somewhere all cold and foreign. At least were were Americans and knew a thing
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5Let me hear you scream if you like sex! And what goes good with sex?! Drugs! And what goes good with sex and drugs?!?! ROCK AND ROLL!!! Brrrrnananana badadada doodle doodle boomchi
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4overtones left from a diet of hairball remedy formula kibble? I mean, I love cats, but I can't eat a whole one even if it's properly sauteed. And let me tell you, these Mongolians
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4and laboriously checked the underside of his desk & chair for booby traps. "Ahhh safe" he sighed. But when Greg went to the bathroom he saw a large "Wally" printed on his forehead.
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3and promptly sent 50,000 volts directly into the perpetrator's wang. The blinding flash and shower of sparks was almost as impressive as his cousin Tony's scream. He yelled "Why'd