Finished Folds (2601—2620)
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4The unnecessary foreplay conducted by an amateur whore monger. "After my third trip to Vegas I learned to skip the whore d'oeuvres." Martin had another entry for Urban Dictionary:
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5The red Skittle army was slowly but steadily advancing on the weakened green forces. But what's this?! A yellow ambush! I ate four reds and a yellow. Mmmmm. The reds retreated back
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7and continued. "My projections show that reducing each bag by 0.5 oz will allow us to pillage that little archipelago in SE Asia where we had the conference last year." The roar of
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2to truly free speech? So I just blurted it out. I went "Little Teddy Rumpskin was late for his blumpkin so the function at the junction was kaput". I had no idea what it meant. The
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4mumbled a curse under my breath. The passenger sitting next to me had more than their share of the armrest and the click clack of the rails was slowly driving me insane. I needed a
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8to test the limits of slacking. We rid ourselves of all phones, computers, and zippered clothes. Our daily life consisted of beanbags, terry cloth robes, unmicrowaved TV dinners,
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2so he didn't. Juggernaut simply mushed Scooter into a compact ball of human pulp and punted him down the shoreline. Then he sat down. Unfortunately, he sat on
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6made that pretty unsatisfying. Thankfully Professor X was cleaning up at the World Series of Poker. The Iceman had a good gig down at the Coors factory but all in all something was
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3Batman inhaled deeply and was exhaling slowly when someone broke wind. He-Man busted up laughing and GI Joe said "Christ man! What is that? Bratwurst?" Godzilla lost his patience
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3water balloon filled with vinegar, garlic gloves, and allspice berries and busted it all over the Germans, pickling them instantly. But their daughter rose up and hurled a cabbage
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1a long way when you were kicking Werewolf ass and taking names. Blade came to kick ass and shoot craps, and he'd already crapped out so all that was left was to kick ass again and
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3expensive to print on 40,000 buttons. Their budget was exhausted before any food was acquired. Second, who knew there were so many other copycat organizations collecting food for
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5I had been waiting for this moment for years. I said "Wish #1: I am always right." I called my wife at home. "Hi Honey, remember how you said it'd be fun to see your mom for Xmas?"
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4He handed over the vodka to the toddler. Then "Heyyy, wait a minute. You're going to need a mixer to go with that. Here, have an OJ, on the house!" She smiled and unscrewed the cap
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5"I just ate the arse out of two bears. Sure, I could go for another!" They held hands as they drew their machetes and sauntered toward the barnyard. A cow mooed nervously.
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3monkey named Mortimer and directed my cadre of na'er-do-well munchkins to forcibly escort the wrapped lion into the chipper. He was cowardly to the end. I dusted my hands and Toto
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0a Prom Queen at the after-party, but with substantially less pomp and certainly more unfortunate circumstance. The stench was starting to get to me and I wished I could feel my leg
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2failure to adhere to the stated rules of Time Out, I sat back and said "See, I told you so. I told you to sit down and shut it. But nooooo, you had to go and break the rules. Now
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5It longed for a workout alongside my body and mind. I decided to do 3 anonymous good deeds. First off, I arranged for a homeless man to get a job helping with maintenance at the
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3my bedroom (or what I thought was my bedroom) and saw mirrors on the ceiling and pink champagne on ice. Everyone turned to look at me. I said "What are you doing in my bedroom?" My