Finished Folds (2621—2640)
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3pitch, along with a Blood Sweat & Tears album cover, a torn brassiere, and a handful of still smouldering Michelins. It had been one helluva soiree. Same time next week!
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6White Widow, mixed with a little OG Kush. I had an extensive entourage following my spending spree cloud and I wanted to treat them to something special. I knew the owner down at
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3that any number of unfortunate maladies could be in it's future, or even currently causing pain, inflammation, or blockage. I'm no proctologist but
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6Love Actually, her favorite movie. She practiced self actualization, but wasn't very good at it. She was an insufferable knowitall so we decided to set a trap for her. We
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5grounded enough to continue to communicate with the Homo Sapiens. The other 98% of my brain had evolved, allowing me to become the first Homo Intelligens. If things went according
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2...I really wished I'd paid attention in Japanese class. All I knew was that I signed up for the show and now my purse had been given away, I'd been tied to a pole, beaten with a
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4"Mmm, no it has more of a rainbow trout flavor which could place Feng Ruilang anywhere from North America to Asia." Encyclo-Brown grabbed an eggroll and said "Not helpful". Manatee
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5jogged, straight into an oncoming bus. Miraculously, the duct tape kept all her internal organs from becoming external and she only broke her neck. Some people have all the luck.
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1But of course, the head engineer at the Corps was already gone surfin down at Waiamea Bay. So I had to take matters into my own hands. First off was creating a Midwest Ocean. I ha
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4It was 4th and two. 29 seconds to go. I knew they'd be crowding the line of scrimmage, almost assuredly blitzing. I screamed out an audible and looked at Jerry. He nodded. I gunned
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3stuffed pipe got stuffed somewhere I'd really rather it hadn't been stuffed by a fellow who apparently had had enough. But that's neither here nor there. Got a light?
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2flowered into the most beautiful Escheresque pattern of intertwined black & white petals imaginable. The Undead corpse however, was desiccated from the journey, gruesomely
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5eat FRENCH fries you communist sympathizing bastard! O'Reilly flagellated himself brutally with a cat-o-nine-tails and then admired his own handiwork in the mirror. He noticed
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7nothing compared to the horrors and atrocities committed during the Cottontail Genocide in eastern Arkansas, circa 1984. I write about it now because
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8a woman with the tail of a fish." Regardless, I wanted to make sweet love to it. But I also wanted to finish the back nine and have a couple cold ones with the boys. Logically, I
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5down on him like the unforgiving waves on the beach of Christmas Island so many years ago. The cameraman stopped laughing when the host began to foam at the mouth. Someone screamed
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4I shook out a Marlboro Red, zippo'd it to life and sneered at them. "Off, 4, and yeah, I know Atom; he's on the up-and-up." They looked at each other, clearly nonplussed. An alarm
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5tips & tricks on sporadic improv in the Greater Twin Cities Area, MN. It was a family-friendly family-run operation, so when a seedy adult bookstore opened next to the Jolly Chazer
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3I allllways had to come before E, except after Momma C. Momma C and her extra special K had a problem with E. It all started at a LA rave where three OGs gave Momma C a free hit
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5was right there, literally couldn't be closer to my face if it wasn't my nose, and still I couldn't - wouldn't - see it. I tried to shake it off, but no, there it was. A