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  the moon was aligned with Venus when I completed the tip. You were born 9 months later. But now I've knit another afghan condom and I can tell you with absolute certainty that

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  2011-09-27 22:46:04

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  *Ohhh*, that lucious exhaust pipe. Just pumping out delicious crack smoke. Before he knew it his lips were wrapped around the tailpipe and he was gone. His evil cracktwin was loose

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  2011-09-27 22:40:37

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  a few Christians, a smattering of Buddhists, not a small number of Hindus, and a plethora of Jews. Made a tidy profit to boot. The Hippoterians were blossoming! But the Methodists

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  2011-09-27 22:10:17

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  Like Alaska. I don't even know how the people on that island survive. What a bunch of idiots. Living somewhere all cold and foreign. At least were were Americans and knew a thing

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  2011-09-27 21:32:26

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  Let me hear you scream if you like sex! And what goes good with sex?! Drugs! And what goes good with sex and drugs?!?! ROCK AND ROLL!!! Brrrrnananana badadada doodle doodle boomchi

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  2011-09-27 21:29:09

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  overtones left from a diet of hairball remedy formula kibble? I mean, I love cats, but I can't eat a whole one even if it's properly sauteed. And let me tell you, these Mongolians

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  2011-09-27 21:23:13

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  and laboriously checked the underside of his desk & chair for booby traps. "Ahhh safe" he sighed. But when Greg went to the bathroom he saw a large "Wally" printed on his forehead.

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  2011-09-27 21:17:26

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  and promptly sent 50,000 volts directly into the perpetrator's wang. The blinding flash and shower of sparks was almost as impressive as his cousin Tony's scream. He yelled "Why'd

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  2011-09-27 21:09:29

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  pitch, along with a Blood Sweat & Tears album cover, a torn brassiere, and a handful of still smouldering Michelins. It had been one helluva soiree. Same time next week!

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  2011-09-27 20:52:51

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  White Widow, mixed with a little OG Kush. I had an extensive entourage following my spending spree cloud and I wanted to treat them to something special. I knew the owner down at

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  2011-09-26 23:55:21

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  that any number of unfortunate maladies could be in it's future, or even currently causing pain, inflammation, or blockage. I'm no proctologist but

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  2011-09-26 22:40:34

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  Love Actually, her favorite movie. She practiced self actualization, but wasn't very good at it. She was an insufferable knowitall so we decided to set a trap for her. We

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  2011-09-26 22:26:14

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  grounded enough to continue to communicate with the Homo Sapiens. The other 98% of my brain had evolved, allowing me to become the first Homo Intelligens. If things went according

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  2011-09-26 22:19:07

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  ...I really wished I'd paid attention in Japanese class. All I knew was that I signed up for the show and now my purse had been given away, I'd been tied to a pole, beaten with a

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  2011-09-26 22:13:41

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  "Mmm, no it has more of a rainbow trout flavor which could place Feng Ruilang anywhere from North America to Asia." Encyclo-Brown grabbed an eggroll and said "Not helpful". Manatee

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  2011-09-26 16:51:01

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  jogged, straight into an oncoming bus. Miraculously, the duct tape kept all her internal organs from becoming external and she only broke her neck. Some people have all the luck.

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  2011-09-25 15:04:39

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  But of course, the head engineer at the Corps was already gone surfin down at Waiamea Bay. So I had to take matters into my own hands. First off was creating a Midwest Ocean. I ha

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  2011-09-24 05:34:33

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  It was 4th and two. 29 seconds to go. I knew they'd be crowding the line of scrimmage, almost assuredly blitzing. I screamed out an audible and looked at Jerry. He nodded. I gunned

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  2011-09-24 05:27:27

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  stuffed pipe got stuffed somewhere I'd really rather it hadn't been stuffed by a fellow who apparently had had enough. But that's neither here nor there. Got a light?

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  2011-09-24 05:06:55

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  flowered into the most beautiful Escheresque pattern of intertwined black & white petals imaginable. The Undead corpse however, was desiccated from the journey, gruesomely

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