Finished Folds (2641—2660)
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5a cantaloupe with a hole in it. All in all, not a bad evening. However, the next morning Joe was left with a dazzlingly gritty hangover and still hadn't exorcised his devil. Rabbi
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5Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a pretty regular guy I suppose. I mean, I was the Ratgod there for a while and my imaginary friend Jack and I did kill Kennedy. But I had to give up being Ratgod
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5and the Ratgod was I. I demanded an appropriate sacrifice on first Fridays lest I release a plague of fleas upon my subjects. I was a vengeful Ratgod. Was. Now I'm just Bill again.
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2a half bottle of rum, some bananas, and a bag of sugar. We whipped up some killer banana daiquiris which is exactly why I have such a pounding headache today. Pass the Advil, stat.
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6I know what you're thinking. You're thinking 'Nope, he doesn't know what I'm thinking. How could he?' But I knew that. I knew you were thinking that I didn't know what you were thi
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6A giggle turned into a chuckle that begat a short burst of laughter out loud. A hearty guffaw then rounded steadily into the dreaded silent laugh where my stomach began to ache and
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3producers and cameramen high-fived each other with dollar signs in their eyes. Kim K jumped out of nowhere onto Snookie's back but couldn't get her to release Mary-Kate from the ch
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2a glass bottle and threw it in the ocean. In retrospect, my plan was fatally flawed but it seemed like a good idea at the time. When I heard the lyrics I stole fair & square on the
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3"What if it freezes up? How do you charge it?" And on and on and on. I said "Look you knuckleheaded dimwits, it's a book. You open it up and read the words on the pages."
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1reeked of the patchouli oil I used to cover up the rancid B O. There was a small but loyal contingent of sensory-challenged shoppers who faithfully purchased the crops at a farmers
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3The vegans were restless because their 50 gallon drum of wheatgrass juice was nearly tapped out. He concocted a scheme to pillage a local Whole Foods and made a daring escape
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2not a hot one. However, Grimelda did have an untapped talent: sampling and remixing old 80s rap hits. When she mixed the ice cream ballad with a little Run DMC and Public Enemy
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3he hadn't complicated his life with a cavewife and cavekids when he'd known Fred Flinstone was The One from the start. Barnie loved Fred so much, even when Fred's
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6This here's a pretty common tale. Probably not as sexy as some of the other stories you've been reading. But there's a twist or two I think you'll like. It all started when I cru
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11I took a hearty swig of courage, belched softly, and headed on deck. "Avast ye landlubbers! Make haste to the Cape of No Hope!" They grumbled & complied. I glanced down at the map
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4Charles De Gaulle airport, intent on hijacking a plane and making it's way to NY to battle the Statue of Liberty. We knew it was up to us to stop the Tower from it's goal but there
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3nuzzler so nuzzly in it's nook. I was so dripping with anticipation that before I could reach my nuzzling goal I slipped on a wet rock and shattered my coccyx in 3 places. The pain
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3humanity but that record was now so covered in scar tissue and wound remnants that it hardly mattered anymore. In order to help out, I released a plague that with any luck would
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1be more turned on than I am right now." I pressed my face against the glass. Barbara was now completely naked and Liza was working on her top. Cindy turned to Ana and said "If you
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3two greased up bowling balls in a silk gym bag. Sounds interesting right? Here, step right over here. I've got something to show you. Hey! Hey, come back!