Finished Folds (2821—2840)
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6the mornin, harmonica in the evenin, fiddle at suppertime. By the time I went to bed each day I was about ready to
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4I awoke and was immediately uneasy. I wasn't hungover but I had no idea where I was, except that it was a pretty common hotel room layout. I was fully clothed and upon getting up
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6My criminal career came to a quick end after screaming Coo Coo CaChoo! at the butcher who promptly landed a cleaver 'tween my walrushish eyebrows. The EggMan is still at large...
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6small children to the point where Joe couldn't get any of the special fun time that Stacy had promised him in order to get married. To make matters worse, the McDonald's janitor
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4had firebombed the only local reputable dentist. I had heard horror stories of cavity searches taking excruciatingly long at Dr. Payne's office so I consigned myself to make
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2clean back there so it's not too much of an inconvenience. Social skills aside, I soon found myself ingratiated with the local government representatives and thought I might be on
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5glutens and denatured soy isolate. Kinda bland until you roll 'em in some tabasco or whatnot. My gut
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3exchange for regular tongue baths. An unexpected result of this somewhat unsavory arrangement was that the fat lazy man-baby coughed up a huge hairball right when the wasp was
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8failed strategies for completing the Oregon Trail. Each ended with the inevitable: YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY.
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2hem of her frock. She looked down at it and he followed her eyes. She saw him register the offense but he began to walk away so she tripped the barrista who then stumbled into
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3down at the local YMCA where there's a fantastic cracker buffet on First Fridays. Buoyed by my second-hand parrot's regurgitated advice, I summoned the fortitude to
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4the space between planets; a void waiting to be filled. I tried to back out of this strange nothing world but the more I turned or moved, the dizzier I became so
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5AAHHHHHHHHHHHH! My Eye! MY GOD!!! My Eeeyyyeeeee!!! Noooo! Uggghhhh. There he was, clutching his wrecked orbital, when the lovely Maria rounded the corner.
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4drums, refined highly in a refinery high in the Italian Alps. The particular Italian refinery capable of so highly refining such drums is not
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2this sack here ~he indicated a large burlap bag~ is filled with my hair and skin flakes, cuticles and such. Why collect those? Well, I hope to amass enough to create a life-size
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4The thing calmly observed Farmer Joe and said "Sir, you've just brought a gun to a transphasic torpedo fight." Farmer Joe said "Huh?" and promptly evaporated. The farmer's daughter
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2You'd think he would have learned his lesson after that one bitch gave him fleas but he'd sniff just about any butt that came his way. All I'm saying is
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5was usually eaten, sometimes two. But it was always worth it to see that fool kraken take a rock to the noggin. I remember one time when the kraken had Shamus by the leg and Pauly
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3girl who I was pretty sure was the chick from those T Mobile ads I'd grown so fond of. She looks like the kind of chick that'd
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8Samuel to be chained to a rock in the desert with all the necessary ingredients to make unlimited quantities of nut brown ale and oatmeal stout. The workers were elated but the pyr