Finished Folds (2801—2820)
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2and The Green Goblin said 'Whoops, that's it. I'm gone.' and then peaced out. Superman looked at the vortex and universal crack and
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5I started right off with a double backhand gainer with inverted water dispersion. The possessed trampoline thrashed against my will. I transitioned seamlessly into a 1080 McTwist
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5completely insane? 'Fine', Sally said, 'just tell me where the garbonzos are and I'll make do'. The clerk looked a little panicky at this point. He said 'Sorry Miss but I've never
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8were this 9mm and P.I. license doing in his overcoat? J. Manatee had a deep unsettling feeling that someone somewhere needed his help. But with this amnesia he wasn't even sure
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4flour, oil, sugar," -here he paused for dramatic effect- "and cinnamon!" She took another bite and said "Myeeah, so?" His eyes widened. "Don't you know where cinnamon comes from?!"
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4beret worn backwards or horn in on my personal supply of potato vodka. I told her to hit the bricks in no uncertain terms. Boy, she didn't like that. I thought I'd seen the last of
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7out of the jar, he took a long swig of the pickle juice. Draining it, he tossed the pickle back in the jar and let out a righteous belch. Whew, that was a close one, he thought. A
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0shaft was dirty with mud and grass so he wiped it with a towel and then continued. He'd worked up quite a sweat and started
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0then she took her tongue (oh, what a thing to've done) and it was all
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4I think it is. Why does he keep looking at me like that? I'm just going to keep chewing. I really don't want to swallow this Sasquatch's jerky. Damn, man, why does this kinda stuff
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5so I decided to remove just one pant leg and began softly humming to myself. I didn't think their eyebrows could get any closer together - but they did. What was really funny
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6was to deliver a mysterious package to FryGuy on the corner of Banger and Leever. But Mrs Potatohead was unusually amorous on the morning of the drop so he was late. Agent Potato
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3that there are two paths you can go by. They further discovered that in the long run there's still time to change the road you're on. Chuck Panozzo turned to Robert Plant who
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3at his zipper in a furious frenzy to make post-Home Shopping Network love. After that episode their credit card bills escalated rapidly. The extra storage unit they'd rented to
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2*hic* I damn well please *hiccup*. Dumbo's middle-aged beer belly jiggled as he stumbled to a leaning rest against a shady oak. Besides *hic* those crows aint done bout seen nothin
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4came out swinging something much more phallic, which did in point of fact, turn out to be a phallus. The ensuing swordfight in the driveway was neither elegant nor expedient. I won
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4were mistaken for an ancient Korean courting ceremony. The restaurant owner was so impressed he performed a marriage ceremony on the spot. The subliminal voice
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5I am an invisible man. Though invisibility doesn't beget clairvoyance, I'm sure you're thinking that I must have used this power in all manner of sexual deviance and criminality.
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1I could tell it was kill or be killed so I said "Listen up tots, there's gonna be no crying, no fighting, no whining, and I don't do poop. If you need a bottle, too bad." One baby
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2with both hands. I grumbled along with the other guests but in reality I was in hog heaven. I was just polishing off my second pork rind - Cheez Whiz sandwich when an old