Finished Folds (2801—2820)
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4really what the doctor ordered for Patient #49. "All right boys" I sighed "take him back to the asylum." "CHECK PLEASE!"
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1recommend replacing your anti- psychotic meds with acid-infused vodka and watching Chucky on a loop over at my place. The last guy who tried that ended up with Cabbage Patch
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8This was not your average rocking horse. This particular horse had been furiously forged in the fiery fires of deepest depths within hidden Hades. Fourteen thousand fingers
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4knew to harbor Gorp. The case was lighter than I expected and fit perfectly in my pack. Success! Alas, as I turned to exit, the heel strap on my right Birk snagged on a tripwire
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5not for a fashion model's pose-off. I'd have to carry the day AGAIN. The look on their face when I came super hard with double jazz hands almost made the rain of gunfire that cut
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1he said just think of it like a walnut shell with skin on it so I
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2renovating and regifting preowned owners manuals and had Ponzi schemed his way into control of the one remaining dimension. When all matter is concentrated into one body
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4I was gripped with a deep hunger more urgent than anything I'd previously imagined. I dislocated my jaw, pressed my face hard up against the immense pie and began pounding the top
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2and The Green Goblin said 'Whoops, that's it. I'm gone.' and then peaced out. Superman looked at the vortex and universal crack and
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5I started right off with a double backhand gainer with inverted water dispersion. The possessed trampoline thrashed against my will. I transitioned seamlessly into a 1080 McTwist
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5completely insane? 'Fine', Sally said, 'just tell me where the garbonzos are and I'll make do'. The clerk looked a little panicky at this point. He said 'Sorry Miss but I've never
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8were this 9mm and P.I. license doing in his overcoat? J. Manatee had a deep unsettling feeling that someone somewhere needed his help. But with this amnesia he wasn't even sure
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4flour, oil, sugar," -here he paused for dramatic effect- "and cinnamon!" She took another bite and said "Myeeah, so?" His eyes widened. "Don't you know where cinnamon comes from?!"
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4beret worn backwards or horn in on my personal supply of potato vodka. I told her to hit the bricks in no uncertain terms. Boy, she didn't like that. I thought I'd seen the last of
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7out of the jar, he took a long swig of the pickle juice. Draining it, he tossed the pickle back in the jar and let out a righteous belch. Whew, that was a close one, he thought. A
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0shaft was dirty with mud and grass so he wiped it with a towel and then continued. He'd worked up quite a sweat and started
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0then she took her tongue (oh, what a thing to've done) and it was all
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4I think it is. Why does he keep looking at me like that? I'm just going to keep chewing. I really don't want to swallow this Sasquatch's jerky. Damn, man, why does this kinda stuff
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5so I decided to remove just one pant leg and began softly humming to myself. I didn't think their eyebrows could get any closer together - but they did. What was really funny
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6was to deliver a mysterious package to FryGuy on the corner of Banger and Leever. But Mrs Potatohead was unusually amorous on the morning of the drop so he was late. Agent Potato