Finished Folds (2861—2880)
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5They can flex their smut muscle on their own time. For now these kids
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6DJ's yelling ReeeeMiiix!!! I'll be damned if O didn't get stupid crunk on the dance floor. Jiggy I tell ya. Good TV, just real real good.
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5"And as you can see" she continued "in any right triangle, the area of the square whose side is the hypotenuse..." Mmm hmmm. I nodded. Breasts. Big luscious juggy breasts. Ta Tas.
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0Sticks and stones may break my bones but slow and safe is better than sorry. What?
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6My heart skipped a beat when the lab called back to say there was a problem with my sample. When I went in, they said my blood showed traces of Immaculance and they wanted
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3stinking vat of sycophantic narcissism that only served to poison his already questionable soul. By the time the news of the cancer
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2of pendejos?" "Uhh, Si! Si, El Guapo! You have a plethora." El Guapo scratched himself and squinted at the sun. Then he said "Tell me Juan, do you even know
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4dim-witted accountant from down the hall sealed his fate. He challenged me in front of Shelly, who I'd been trying to nail for weeks. I grabbed the ball and charged at Lenny
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2, made the sign of the cross, and crawled in. Two stories below, the head spook sniffed. She must have had the nose of a Doberman because she somehow could smell us through the air
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6I passed the slightly undercooked squirrel-on-a-stick to my daughter's vegan boyfriend. Now we'd really see how bad he wanted to marry Trixie. He was about to bite down when the
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7out instantly. "Combobulated" I replied. The bartender frowned and cocked his head. I was SO thirsty. Sighing, I said "Just pour everything into that ice bucket, then rotate
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8And with that, he stormed out of the shop, weeping furiously. He pouted, and whipped out his Jar of Tears and made a large deposit. The Oak Tree of Tears would need watering
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8with an ass-whooping seldom seen before or since. When the sated beast within went willingly back in it's cage, my vision cleared and I saw what was left of the life coach laying
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3My blind date looked like Tom Petty after a particularly hard bender. Red eyes, hair all scraggly. Breasts full, not firm. I kinda smiled, sat down, and said "Hey, I'm Bill." She
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5Whoouh. I pushed back from the delivery Chinese-splattered table, grabbed a fortune cookie and limped to the couch, spent. Cracking the cookie, I pushed some shards in my mouth and
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9"C'mon Rook" I said to the newest recruit. He looked shellshocked and pale but followed me into the darkened warehouse. An overhead light swung ominously back and forth. I felt
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5I wouldn't have shivved Mr. Smiley the jailhouse art instructor last week when he suggested I tap into my feminine side for the still life with charcoal pencil assignment. Now that
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6-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse." Stan sighed heavily. Without thinking, he popped another pill in his mouth and dry swallowed it. 10 minutes later he was asleep with
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1laid by so many, with such little effort. All they had to do was play the right song, give a little wink, and retire to the trailer to make whoopie 'til the sun came up. After Reno
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1with a small but very enthusiastic following of supporters for the upcoming pageant. My boyfriend is being a real dick about it but the guy down at Jabba Juice seems to think I can