Finished Folds (321—340)
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6Things loosened up after each had a couple Mos Eisley Cantina specials. One thing led to another and ET and Alien ended up necking in the corner. Which took quite a while because
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3reaction time. Lord Mouse had nearly expired from exhaustion when swarms of armored mice and rats flew into Skinner's lab on trained birds. Ratzilla led the charge from atop a huge
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7He didn't want to follow the person in his head's instructions but it was the only way to make the ringing in his ears stop. He felt a tremendous pressure building inside and he di
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6ing mass of just-excreted poison dart frog eggs was thrust into my mouth. MmmmmmSpicy! Rejuvenated, I clasped Ant Chango and spun her around in circles. I felt positively
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6My 8 year old frowned at me. "Right Dad, sure, like whatevs". I handed him a scythe. "You shall pay me in calluses. Two calluses for dinner. Four for dessert. An Xbox costs
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5Famished, they whipped out their travel chopsticks & reached for a delicious looking pillar of hamachi. "Ah, ah ah" said an ancient voice from within the sushi house. Troy & Amelia
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6He came over, gave her a full body massage and stretch, then brought her to full release. He brought her a sandwich and beer, took a shower, and left. She drank the beer, but took
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6Another runner in the night streaked by in a Flash! The back of his shirt said: SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE. Frankenstein stumbled in his blindness. Flash thought he was challenging him
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6melt down and poison the entire globe without man, or to be more specific, without Glen Johnson, Head of Nuclear Maintenance in Sheboygan, WI. Glen had a bad day once and
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2show it to Aunt Valetta who was always going on & on about Josh's (from work) package. Santa was confident his package was bigger and better than Josh's. Martha measured the girth
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1a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. Now I have not one, but three pissing pots (one for me, one for guests, and one I stole from George because he made a pass at my
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4was when the wheel would slow to an agonizingly slow click, each peg passed ratcheting up the tension until it would stop and Grandpa would experience total release.
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4because I too had been driven to madness by technological tedium. I sat at my console, coding commercial audio files. But I was preoccupied by my plan with the Dark Machine God to
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4block of ice. Ah-ha! He smashed his face onto the ice block, trying to sate the burning sensation tearing up his mouth. Instead, the block of ice just melted. "GAAAAAAA!" He turned
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7He tried to think back: The salesman had said to plant the magic beans before the first rain; he'd bought 12 for $399.99. But where had he put them? He ran through the rain to his
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11but I'll keep trying different flavors of seduction until her resolve melts in my mouth. I've already banged all the pots & pans so it's time to settle down with Casoletta to make
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5tried to act as if nothing was amiss but nobody asked for seconds and most plates departed for the kitchen with an abundance remaining. A flustered host asked if the guests would
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6. "What is it Willy? asked Charlie. "Well," replied Wonka "I've never seen a vermicious knid with a bellyache and I fear once they eat Augustus, things could go awry." Augustus
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5man's man Steve McManaman, who fancied himself quite the ball aficionado. Steve sampled Tralala's enchanted balls and found that despite his better judgment, he'd quite quickly
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5-torn Pantaloons, I fear I've developed a case of the bubbles." "Bubbles? Bubbles! K'Tac, you've got the worst case of festering swampgut I've ever smelt. Off to Merlin with you."