Finished Folds (321—340)
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6He came over, gave her a full body massage and stretch, then brought her to full release. He brought her a sandwich and beer, took a shower, and left. She drank the beer, but took
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6Another runner in the night streaked by in a Flash! The back of his shirt said: SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE. Frankenstein stumbled in his blindness. Flash thought he was challenging him
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6melt down and poison the entire globe without man, or to be more specific, without Glen Johnson, Head of Nuclear Maintenance in Sheboygan, WI. Glen had a bad day once and
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2show it to Aunt Valetta who was always going on & on about Josh's (from work) package. Santa was confident his package was bigger and better than Josh's. Martha measured the girth
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1a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. Now I have not one, but three pissing pots (one for me, one for guests, and one I stole from George because he made a pass at my
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4was when the wheel would slow to an agonizingly slow click, each peg passed ratcheting up the tension until it would stop and Grandpa would experience total release.
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4because I too had been driven to madness by technological tedium. I sat at my console, coding commercial audio files. But I was preoccupied by my plan with the Dark Machine God to
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4block of ice. Ah-ha! He smashed his face onto the ice block, trying to sate the burning sensation tearing up his mouth. Instead, the block of ice just melted. "GAAAAAAA!" He turned
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7He tried to think back: The salesman had said to plant the magic beans before the first rain; he'd bought 12 for $399.99. But where had he put them? He ran through the rain to his
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11but I'll keep trying different flavors of seduction until her resolve melts in my mouth. I've already banged all the pots & pans so it's time to settle down with Casoletta to make
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5tried to act as if nothing was amiss but nobody asked for seconds and most plates departed for the kitchen with an abundance remaining. A flustered host asked if the guests would
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6. "What is it Willy? asked Charlie. "Well," replied Wonka "I've never seen a vermicious knid with a bellyache and I fear once they eat Augustus, things could go awry." Augustus
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5man's man Steve McManaman, who fancied himself quite the ball aficionado. Steve sampled Tralala's enchanted balls and found that despite his better judgment, he'd quite quickly
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5-torn Pantaloons, I fear I've developed a case of the bubbles." "Bubbles? Bubbles! K'Tac, you've got the worst case of festering swampgut I've ever smelt. Off to Merlin with you."
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6the power goes out & we huddle around the wood burning stove, stirring the bouillabaisse, & taking nips of peach brandy. On those occasions, mum's tongue loosens & she'll tell of
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6. Somewhat confused, he put the sandwich away and shuffled the cards. "Poker?" he asked. "No," said the hippo, getting irritated, "I didn't even know her."
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4box and departed with a soiled shoulder but a clean conscious. Squawkers looked around, trying to ascertain the hierarchy here. Should he need to display dominance, he wanted to pi
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5"Baby please, I am not from Havana!" Her constant advances were exciting at first but having been drained of all lifeforce over the last 36 hours, I needed a
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6tiger balm. You'll want to de-fur them first, unless you're into that kind of thing, which is really quite frowned upon. Take the 2 marinated kittens and place the ball bearings
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4And as a welcoming gift, he'd given us all chlamydia. "Thanks John." I said. "Real swell." The man in black just said "Hey, you're just lucky Elvis didn't show up." "Really? Why's