Finished Folds (301—320)
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5After a long teary intervention Blitzen begrudgingly agreed to enter rehab. He went to the barn to pack his bags but when Donner went to get him the sled was missing and there were
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5regretted it. There was no gin at all in there. Just tonic. I felt funny. What the hell was Aunt Valetta up to? I laid down on the couch. A minute later (I thought) the doorbell
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10Pinch me! Slap me! Tickle my spot!
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4I signaled to LL Bean J and Ed Bauer. They promptly took Freddie out back and beat the stuffing out of him. Then I smelled it. So so fragrant. Brian had love for me after all.
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4arrive unannounced at your house and rate your pucker factor score during a Beta test of the UAFE device. Each score was announced via live streaming ticker on all channels.
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3A claw extended from the machine & clasped Dr. Crotchieghrasper's tender parts. He swore he heard a voice say "You take, I take." He slowly, s l o w l y tilted the vending machine
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5They stood around awkwardly as thoughts flashed through her mind. *Don't react. It's okay. Just act natural.* She'd dealt with smaller varieties before, but a true micro?
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5As it turns out, it was something really cool. Something no one had thought of before. Something of consequence. It was a unique, effective idea. Then it wasn't.
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3A great deal of confusion could certainly have been avoided if the organizers of the inaugural skin cancer prevention awareness gala hadn't titled the conference: ForSkin!
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8, me put you inna jail if you a troll or a spammer (Daylight come & me wanna go fold). Now it's one fold, Chaz fold, BlastedHeath fold too (Daylight come and me wanna Fold & Pass).
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6and a sinking flounde at that. I changed my mind and grasped at her feet. "No! You can't leave me! Come back!" She kicked at me but I grabbed her leg and held tight. Now we were bo
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3admit, is undeniable. I mean, a third of your life just sleeping? Laying there, doing nothing? Nah, not for me. After the second week you begin to see the multiverse's many facets.
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6Master Stan said when preparing to deliver a roundhouse kick to the head one should contemplate the smell of a ladybug's wing. Then he always reminded us that not all ladybugs are
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4I felt a pressure, and relieved myself into the abyss. Zipping up, I noticed a dark stormcloud brewing suddenly above.
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2but my GGs bumped into his coffee cup and spilled hot Joe all over his trousers. He reacted wildly, careening around the lobby and eventually jumping into the koi pond. My manager
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1stood in line at the DMV. Herold was a professional line-stander. He was paid by people with more money than time to use his time for money. It didn't do much for his self esteem.
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1I sneered and tossed another shovelful of loose dirt over him. Tell ME to do another five burpees. Personal trainer my azz. More like dead man.
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4& Zhivago. Here we subscribe to the motto: Fold or Die; adhere to the adage: No Folds are Worthless, No Folds are Perfect; and live by the credo: To Write is Good, To Fold, Divine.
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12ate cards that Darth had saved up from upgrading the Emperor's IT system were all used up and the Empire's credit rating plummeted to one star. Darth took off his helmet and said
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9was busy hanging up Halloween decorations and completely missed Bonzo's combat crawl under the razor wire. Ouchy said to Blousy "Pass me the rocket launcher. This clown's going