Finished Folds (301—320)
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5They stood around awkwardly as thoughts flashed through her mind. *Don't react. It's okay. Just act natural.* She'd dealt with smaller varieties before, but a true micro?
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5As it turns out, it was something really cool. Something no one had thought of before. Something of consequence. It was a unique, effective idea. Then it wasn't.
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3A great deal of confusion could certainly have been avoided if the organizers of the inaugural skin cancer prevention awareness gala hadn't titled the conference: ForSkin!
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8, me put you inna jail if you a troll or a spammer (Daylight come & me wanna go fold). Now it's one fold, Chaz fold, BlastedHeath fold too (Daylight come and me wanna Fold & Pass).
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6and a sinking flounde at that. I changed my mind and grasped at her feet. "No! You can't leave me! Come back!" She kicked at me but I grabbed her leg and held tight. Now we were bo
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3admit, is undeniable. I mean, a third of your life just sleeping? Laying there, doing nothing? Nah, not for me. After the second week you begin to see the multiverse's many facets.
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6Master Stan said when preparing to deliver a roundhouse kick to the head one should contemplate the smell of a ladybug's wing. Then he always reminded us that not all ladybugs are
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4I felt a pressure, and relieved myself into the abyss. Zipping up, I noticed a dark stormcloud brewing suddenly above.
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2but my GGs bumped into his coffee cup and spilled hot Joe all over his trousers. He reacted wildly, careening around the lobby and eventually jumping into the koi pond. My manager
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1stood in line at the DMV. Herold was a professional line-stander. He was paid by people with more money than time to use his time for money. It didn't do much for his self esteem.
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1I sneered and tossed another shovelful of loose dirt over him. Tell ME to do another five burpees. Personal trainer my azz. More like dead man.
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4& Zhivago. Here we subscribe to the motto: Fold or Die; adhere to the adage: No Folds are Worthless, No Folds are Perfect; and live by the credo: To Write is Good, To Fold, Divine.
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12ate cards that Darth had saved up from upgrading the Emperor's IT system were all used up and the Empire's credit rating plummeted to one star. Darth took off his helmet and said
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9was busy hanging up Halloween decorations and completely missed Bonzo's combat crawl under the razor wire. Ouchy said to Blousy "Pass me the rocket launcher. This clown's going
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6Things loosened up after each had a couple Mos Eisley Cantina specials. One thing led to another and ET and Alien ended up necking in the corner. Which took quite a while because
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3reaction time. Lord Mouse had nearly expired from exhaustion when swarms of armored mice and rats flew into Skinner's lab on trained birds. Ratzilla led the charge from atop a huge
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7He didn't want to follow the person in his head's instructions but it was the only way to make the ringing in his ears stop. He felt a tremendous pressure building inside and he di
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6ing mass of just-excreted poison dart frog eggs was thrust into my mouth. MmmmmmSpicy! Rejuvenated, I clasped Ant Chango and spun her around in circles. I felt positively
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6My 8 year old frowned at me. "Right Dad, sure, like whatevs". I handed him a scythe. "You shall pay me in calluses. Two calluses for dinner. Four for dessert. An Xbox costs
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5Famished, they whipped out their travel chopsticks & reached for a delicious looking pillar of hamachi. "Ah, ah ah" said an ancient voice from within the sushi house. Troy & Amelia