Finished Folds (401—420)
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0ring in her thang that showed through her thong. PB was smooth though, so he didn't comment. Jelly said "What's the matter baby? Don't you want to get between the bread?" PB
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3And now the story of how I got that scar. Lenny "The Knife" and I were out tipping a few whiskeys one night. Lenny was talking to this girl with an intricate facial tattoo of a key
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3and tore the chicken's head from it's body. I frowned. He squeezed the fluids from the dead bird into a pile of what looked like sticks, but upon closer inspection were actually sh
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3The anticipation was making her stomach churn. But there he was, still pacing in the front window, blabbing on his cell. Why hadn't the bomb exploded? She checked her watch again.
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2of challenge. Channeling some 1980s faroff memory, they banded together in an instant, forming a mega spider, engulfing the grand fish and devouring it. Mega spider grinned until
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12me. Write me gooood baby." He looked around, saw no one, and looked back at his fold on the screen. The voice said "Well, that's all you got, huh? Shoulda known. You were always
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7the line from animal lover & protector to plant & vegetable advocate. Can't they hear the potato's scream? How many lettuce heads will it take? What the hell is wrong with people?!
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3"No no I don't think YOU understand" the ad guy said. "I don't want juicy" (he made air quotes). "I want a frikkin flash flood in my mouth! I don't want flavorful. I want a grenade
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5n obvious fraud operate on them but they couldn't resist his 33 1/3% off sale! He once replaced a woman's breasts with her buttocks and sewed her elbows together, producing a look
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6It was initially hard to gauge Petunia's reaction to the gift. But then she stood up, untied the belt around her raincoat and let it fall around her naked body. "Mele kalikimaka".
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4drugs. Besides, I don't even do drugs; they do me. I'll just be sitting there minding my own business when a line of coke or a hit of X will just pop itself up my nose or in my
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1was the name of the marijuana strain that Detective Dick Johnson had loaded up on before tonight's foray into the carnival. The man with the silly string was still out there and Di
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5so the stars were aligning perfectly according to plan. Satan snatched up another sack of God's souls and said "Double or nothing?". God said "Fine. Ro Sham Bo. Best two of three."
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3shit. Like say if a tourist disrespected the Fountains of Bricardo I might go berserker on him or her with a flurry of rabbit punches to the midsection. As a missionary humorist
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5up & down. "Tits!" guessed Marie. Owen touched his nose and nodded. Third word. It's a short one. "And!" Nope. "But!" Nope. "Of!" Owen nodded. OK. "The Tits of..." Fourth and final
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3verted to his naturally inquisitive manner. Dr. Mackenzie asked the instructor "Seriously though, when you're washing a carrot, don't you ever
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5He nearly caught himself while napping off a rum bender on Oahu last February. But he gave himself the slip after swimming through an underwater tunnel to a nuclear sub. Cage lit a
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5In fact, it almost feels like that first session has never ended. It just repeats itself over & over every Tuesday from 2 - 2:30 CST. And I keep hearing that same music every time.
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1you are harboring a Cenpurion war criminal on Earth. If you cooperate with extradition there will be few casualties. Do you cede?" Jeb looked at Princess Harriet. "Nice cans. Are t
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6He smacked a doozy of a drive; a sweet 3-wood with just enough bend to play the dogleg right fairway. Perkins cracked a Bud and hitched up his sleigh.