Finished Folds (401—420)
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8ucking timeshare seminar he'd gotten suckered into. The reverend was pissed but he promptly married Fionna and Fynnius. Fennwyck was outraged. Embolded by mead, he bellowed "Draw y
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6Tony used the corner of an agenda to pick a poppy seed from betwixt cuspid and premolar. Mission completed, he then handed the stack of agendas to Cheryl who took them gingerly and
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5perfectly akin to basking in diffuse cubicle-trapped monitor glare from endless efficiency spreadsheet pivot tables. Then I felt an odd quiver in my tail antennae. My dreamception
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5Cindy Lou Derkins, confident that I'd locked down the open position of Neighborhood Jerkhat. I poured myself a 7 Up & vermouth and waited. Suddenly, a loud knock on the door. "FBI!
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4theoretically sound but fraught with controversy and perverted applications in real life. I squirmed in my seat, acutely aware that this might be my last chance to have intercourse
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4, like my shrink always says "stop trying to resist the insanity; let it become normal, turn it around on them, only you can navigate the proper path." The cursor blinked. I had
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0ring in her thang that showed through her thong. PB was smooth though, so he didn't comment. Jelly said "What's the matter baby? Don't you want to get between the bread?" PB
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3And now the story of how I got that scar. Lenny "The Knife" and I were out tipping a few whiskeys one night. Lenny was talking to this girl with an intricate facial tattoo of a key
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3and tore the chicken's head from it's body. I frowned. He squeezed the fluids from the dead bird into a pile of what looked like sticks, but upon closer inspection were actually sh
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3The anticipation was making her stomach churn. But there he was, still pacing in the front window, blabbing on his cell. Why hadn't the bomb exploded? She checked her watch again.
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2of challenge. Channeling some 1980s faroff memory, they banded together in an instant, forming a mega spider, engulfing the grand fish and devouring it. Mega spider grinned until
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12me. Write me gooood baby." He looked around, saw no one, and looked back at his fold on the screen. The voice said "Well, that's all you got, huh? Shoulda known. You were always
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7the line from animal lover & protector to plant & vegetable advocate. Can't they hear the potato's scream? How many lettuce heads will it take? What the hell is wrong with people?!
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3"No no I don't think YOU understand" the ad guy said. "I don't want juicy" (he made air quotes). "I want a frikkin flash flood in my mouth! I don't want flavorful. I want a grenade
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5n obvious fraud operate on them but they couldn't resist his 33 1/3% off sale! He once replaced a woman's breasts with her buttocks and sewed her elbows together, producing a look
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6It was initially hard to gauge Petunia's reaction to the gift. But then she stood up, untied the belt around her raincoat and let it fall around her naked body. "Mele kalikimaka".
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4drugs. Besides, I don't even do drugs; they do me. I'll just be sitting there minding my own business when a line of coke or a hit of X will just pop itself up my nose or in my
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1was the name of the marijuana strain that Detective Dick Johnson had loaded up on before tonight's foray into the carnival. The man with the silly string was still out there and Di
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5so the stars were aligning perfectly according to plan. Satan snatched up another sack of God's souls and said "Double or nothing?". God said "Fine. Ro Sham Bo. Best two of three."
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3shit. Like say if a tourist disrespected the Fountains of Bricardo I might go berserker on him or her with a flurry of rabbit punches to the midsection. As a missionary humorist