Finished Folds (421—440)
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2They marketed it right alongside the Three Mile Thousand Island dressing and the Chernobyl jackalope jerky. Next The Executive and his Team of Associates tackled the problem of too
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1over to his hooka again. Luke's training had plateaued three weeks ago but Master Yoda's winter stockpile of Shire leaf wasn't yet fully assembled. "Roll up a
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2But that was life in the upside down kill-or-be-killed world of sticker day trading during kindergarten recess. Together, they'd amassed a fortune big enough to finally
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1rendition of The End, culminated with several acts of stage vandalism and a brief bout of masturbation. Drew Carey, not missing a beat, said "Hey, this is the Gong Show, not
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5Harve took a dirt nap and dreamed of lovely Ruta Baga. But when he awoke he looked left, he looked right, he looked up. He looked down, looked down, he was standing in his grave.
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3Some people call me a space cowboy, some call me a dad or a bastard. Some people call me boss, some yell and say 'Hey ref!' I'm a worker, I'm a shirker, I'm a French fry berserker,
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8I flashed my brights as if to say 'Good morning!'. Then I passed & laid on the horn to say 'Thanks!' Then I slowed down & extended a greeting I'd seen other motorists use to relate
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5A hand rose in the audience. "Surely you're not suggesting that we're genetically predisposed for the rat race, are you?" "Actually", the postdoc continued, "if you'll refer to
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5near tears. Dylan was on again and I was thumbing through some old photos. They smelled like grandma's perfume. I took a selfie so I could remember this moment tomorrow.
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5. He'd felt it before and always went back inside. But this night, Bob grabbed a flashlight and headed into the rows of wheat. They were tall, almost ready to harvest. It was quiet
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6Gandolph's Alzheimer's had worsened into a state of constant demented paranoia. It was very sad. Try as he might, Bilbo could not convince him that the burning eye he kept seeing w
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4& complete illusion. I stepped through the second door into a futuristic city. Aerocars jockeyed with each other for space & I noticed three moons in the sky. Like the first world,
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5Then the next few nights I grew restless. I'd said the words before, but now I realized that I really missed her. I missed my wife's breathing beside me. I missed the smell of
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1children of lesser men. It's a small but controversial charity for sons & daughters of short fathers. The last pancake breakfast raised $78 but cost $84 in supplies. Club president
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3Jungle! Hear me when I roar!" Everyone cowered until suddenly from out of the restroom charged Jack Box. "Suck this Ron!" Jack screamed, smashing his oversized "head" into Ronald's
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1Tomorrow was the third missed deadline on his very own Buddy Tut mini pyramid. Buddy'd whipped his slaves like a madman but they were way behind. What he needed was a workaround; a
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10Cliff Huxtable had gotten a card game together with Norm & Woody. Only Norm's cell phone kept ringing because Rachel wanted him to bring home some face cream. I ate the last donut.
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3I'd heard about the lunar flare but didn't pay it any mind until my skin started peeling after a long walk through the humid night. I'd taken off my shirt and my back was now cover
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6and at the count of two I smashed my steel toed boot up under the Scotsman's kilt. But he just smiled, looked right at me, and shook his head. The he took his Gurlygog and wrapped
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2Brad and Kevin oiled up and stepped into the cage. The emcee said "Why do you think you should be crowned Mr. America? Go!" Brad got Kevin in a headlock and said "Ever since I was