Finished Folds (601—620)
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8It's amazing thinking back to when people had unlimited water. I remember just letting the hose run and run, water flowing endlessly into the dark green grass. Since the drought
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7what a drain all the fame can be. I can't even go to the store anymore without some random "Look! It's the guy that just folded about insurance!" The public scrutiny for FS authors
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6Let me assure you that if I insure you I can ensure you that your insurance is an assurance of ensurance. The endurance of your insurance is assuredly guaranteed. Any questions?
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2with your hips, back and forth, really grinding into the burn. I happened to glance in the mirror and noticed that my yoga instructor was essentially dry humping me doggy style.
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5laughed at and pointed at by lesser men. But every time the McRib came back again, sales went bananas. An underling came up with the idea to do the same thing with fries. When they
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7I poured my heart into that letter. Didn't hold back a thing and it scared me to death. I folded it up into a paper airplane and sent it across the pond. It arrived
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3smashed by a runaway semi whose brakes had been severed by a lunatic congressman? Alternatively, Peter & Mary could hop on a bicycle-built-for-two as part of the city's bikesharing
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4s style was abrupt, concise, abbreviated. Loquaciousness was the enemy. Wasted breath or wordspace a sin. Why 'hello' when 'hi' will do? His wife was the opposite. She loved run-on
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7We'd watched Stripes, Full Metal Jacket, crushed a few too many beers & put in work on a handle of Jack. I said "Seriously; don't do it. Canada has free health care & nice breezes.
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4we had a book burning of capitalist pig propaganda and the resulting updraft caused our kites to fly so high up in the sky you had to squint just to get a speck of them. Glorious
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4But Penny's bigger sister Pound was a problem. Nickel wanted to ask Penny out to see the quarterhorses race but the rumor was that if you were in for a Penny
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3The crowd gasped and squirmed in their seats. Houdini had to go to Plan B. He dislocated his left shoulder and brought his arm through his legs so that he could grab his ankle and
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2uillotine before and they had Pedro Martinez set up as the headliner. The Talking Heads were performing and after the beheading my roommate and I would head out for a delicious hea
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2Nor did she mean to cause inconvenience by beginning a heavy cocaine habit, adopting a stray monkey, or dating the Miami Dolphins. But her parents blew things WAY out of proportion
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9"Mjsjshfuguif! Mjsjshfuguif!" Doris cried. "Wow baby, you're really getting into this aren't you?!" Winston marveled. "OK, I'm going to ramp it up a couple notches. Ready?" "Mjsjsh
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7Then an idea blossomed. For Lucie's one year anniversary we'd get together Big Bird, the Dr., Mr. Foam Rubber Shoe, Benny, the Jets, & Josh from work. It would be a surprisaversary
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7down by the river. There were three trolls there all under the auspices of getting help for our goat meat addiction disease. The first goat that crossed the bridge over our self-he
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7fortless sex appeal of a natural 10. "Yes, on all accounts" breathed Lipschitz heavily. He nibbled toast, then dabbed raspberry marmalade off his pout. "But what about you
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7he made his way across town. Bozo had heard about clownanoia before but this seemed to be approaching clownocide. Sure enough, Bozo rounded the corner to be greeted by a pitchfork
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1h. Bill wore nothing but some Birkenstocks, one of those hats with the two cans of beer on top & a huge smile. He was just so ... approachable. We shared a cigar & laughed it off.