Finished Folds (581—600)
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3Mmmm. So tasty, such sugary softness. A dessert so good they named a shape after it and let you eat it for breakfast. Then: epiphany! There was an unfinished box of donut holes in
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10Waynar. Our cover was that he choked on a grape, but Frank and I knew the gristly truth. Still, we were in a bit of a pickle since the Weinermobile was the only place that we could
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2dog to begin fornicating with the cat. Human sacrifice, mass hysteria, real end-of-the-world type stuff. But in one quiet corner of Manhattan, Dr. Venkman turned to the young co-ed
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9My owner was a free spirit with money to burn. Usually great; occasionally greatly embarrassing. I relieved my frustrations in the corner and then lay down on the couch. "Fifi no!"
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4Soon thick curls of yellow smoke snaked across the room. AAHOOOOMMMMmmmm. The Woojawee made my stomach tighten and I felt my spirit animal begin to stir. I looked over at the other
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5interesting history as a verb, as in "I wanted to be the sky for Halloween, so I blue myself." Blue is versatile. It's cheese; it's a musical genre; it's an animated detective dog
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3pit toilet when a casual walk through the woods had been interrupted by the inevitable complications of Crohn's disease. The dwarves thought the woman was white as snow so they cal
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4philosophy. At the slightest mention of irrational behavior, Spock would launch into a 2-hour PowerPoint presentation with 792 text-heavy slides and no coffee. Not even a biscuit.
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4y, into the pool below. "Ha ha you sucker! How's your suede jumpsuit now Jimy!" Lydia Girthenshank raised her arms above her head in victory, accidentally causing her dress to fall
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4and directed her to my 17 years of peer-reviewed published literature on the subject. Sure enough, the men ignored Vanessa the pretzel, until a clean shaven preacher approached.
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5Splats of flung curry clung to the walls as he turned more Pollock than Emeril. She tried then to wake him but it was too late; he couldn't be reached now. She had to let the fit
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7delion tea had given her the tingly ruts again. Deep deep in her belly there was a hole that demanded sustenance. Gazing at the pink sky she made a decision
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7, e prosciutto!" The audience, in their Sicilian stupors, would then be robbed by two dwarf pickpockets. The amazing Pamplemousse and his traveling companions had toured most of
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4along with its hope. Much like the suburban househusband, chained to his monotonous tenure of pointless existence with only certain death as his fate, the panda eats & sits, sits &
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8It's amazing thinking back to when people had unlimited water. I remember just letting the hose run and run, water flowing endlessly into the dark green grass. Since the drought
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7what a drain all the fame can be. I can't even go to the store anymore without some random "Look! It's the guy that just folded about insurance!" The public scrutiny for FS authors
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6Let me assure you that if I insure you I can ensure you that your insurance is an assurance of ensurance. The endurance of your insurance is assuredly guaranteed. Any questions?
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2with your hips, back and forth, really grinding into the burn. I happened to glance in the mirror and noticed that my yoga instructor was essentially dry humping me doggy style.
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5laughed at and pointed at by lesser men. But every time the McRib came back again, sales went bananas. An underling came up with the idea to do the same thing with fries. When they
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7I poured my heart into that letter. Didn't hold back a thing and it scared me to death. I folded it up into a paper airplane and sent it across the pond. It arrived