Finished Folds (741—760)
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4I was reading a book on my phone when an interrupting phone call came through on my watch. "Crap" I smelled. It was my wife-in-law. She'd sat in some elephant pellets and needed
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3When the aggravations of chance trouble your soul do you turn to the masters of fate? Redouble your efforts in an attempt at control, or throw up your hands and say fuckit?
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4Dear Editor: I believe I have an improvement. Can I have a do-over? Dear Sir: This isn't a game of stickball. We just spent $600,000 to publish your Complete Guide to
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0actually his daughter because she time traveled after getting caught in that lightning storm that caused a rift in the crystal continuum opened by a woodpecker who struck a knot in
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5In through the nose. Out through the mouth. Just like the doc said. Ahhh. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT BUDDY! YOU WANT SUMMA THIS! YOU GOT IT! Oh, that's a tree.
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7First it was wine and flowers. Then it was dinner and a movie. Then it was delivery pizza. Then it was warm-it-up-yourself leftovers. Now it's texts about poo. Color; girth; freque
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10I'd saved and saved and it was finally here: my interpretive sign for the center about How to Water a Tree. Most people think you can
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3t. He stumbled out the door after her, stew caked in his beard, belt undone, face flushed from rummynog. "Where do you think you're going to go?!" Then he slipped on reindeer shit
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4I was immediately shoved into a dimly lit backroom of the club. Three piles of crumbs were on the table & a gun was pressed to my temple. I said "Graham cracker, sourdough, Ritz."
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12diva, plus he hadn't caught on to how many calories a large movie popcorn with extra butter really packs in. Rambo couldn't understand how he did 12,000 crunches a day but still ha
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6oisie snobs and so even though it was mostly cloudy, Phil said he saw his shadow and re-burrowed. The tourists all cried foul and spilled their cabernet on each other. But one inve
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5I was hot on Chaz's tail (um, so to speak) but SlimWhitman was way ahead and MoralEnd had nearly lapped me. Worse, PurpleProf was coming on strong, folding like her life depended o
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5boyshorts, a jumbo fluffernutter sandwich & 8 quaaludes. "Are you sure we're on the same page here?" I asked the pixies. "Look" the leader said "do you want Elvis dead or not?" "No
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4y and strode into the burning field. Newty's thick mucous coating protected him from the flames as he attempted to find his girlfriend's fedora. She was hip. And Newty wanted her t
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5takes into account the unfortunate tractor whoops with Uncle Lou. Now fingers, fingers, that's more easy. Four plus seven, don't look so queasy. Here, I'll show you. Grab a trowel
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4... We checked. "Awesome! OK, now do another shot." She did. "OK, now what's pi raised to pi?" She started immediately "Thirty six point four six one nine five two zero nine three
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9I fell back, stunned, and looked over at my friend. His face was covered in black soot and one eyebrow was burned off. We both said "Bro! That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
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2It's not even a question of 'if', but really 'how often' do you see something that you know is there and then you look again and it's gone, or changed. That's
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5and would leave high scoring words laid out against the wiper blades on his car. She hired an airplane to follow him around and spell out big words. He hated scrabble before but
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7the lining of Argentenian bull testicles, properly aged of course. Using fresh lining is quicker and easier but you just don't get those deep blacks come through on the recording.