Finished Folds (741—760)
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4I was immediately shoved into a dimly lit backroom of the club. Three piles of crumbs were on the table & a gun was pressed to my temple. I said "Graham cracker, sourdough, Ritz."
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12diva, plus he hadn't caught on to how many calories a large movie popcorn with extra butter really packs in. Rambo couldn't understand how he did 12,000 crunches a day but still ha
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6oisie snobs and so even though it was mostly cloudy, Phil said he saw his shadow and re-burrowed. The tourists all cried foul and spilled their cabernet on each other. But one inve
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5I was hot on Chaz's tail (um, so to speak) but SlimWhitman was way ahead and MoralEnd had nearly lapped me. Worse, PurpleProf was coming on strong, folding like her life depended o
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5boyshorts, a jumbo fluffernutter sandwich & 8 quaaludes. "Are you sure we're on the same page here?" I asked the pixies. "Look" the leader said "do you want Elvis dead or not?" "No
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4y and strode into the burning field. Newty's thick mucous coating protected him from the flames as he attempted to find his girlfriend's fedora. She was hip. And Newty wanted her t
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5takes into account the unfortunate tractor whoops with Uncle Lou. Now fingers, fingers, that's more easy. Four plus seven, don't look so queasy. Here, I'll show you. Grab a trowel
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4... We checked. "Awesome! OK, now do another shot." She did. "OK, now what's pi raised to pi?" She started immediately "Thirty six point four six one nine five two zero nine three
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9I fell back, stunned, and looked over at my friend. His face was covered in black soot and one eyebrow was burned off. We both said "Bro! That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
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2It's not even a question of 'if', but really 'how often' do you see something that you know is there and then you look again and it's gone, or changed. That's
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5and would leave high scoring words laid out against the wiper blades on his car. She hired an airplane to follow him around and spell out big words. He hated scrabble before but
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7the lining of Argentenian bull testicles, properly aged of course. Using fresh lining is quicker and easier but you just don't get those deep blacks come through on the recording.
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6then the real remorse set in. The deep stuff. Moth was my spirit animal and this guy was in danger. I sprung into action, placing a bed of cotton in a large matchbox and dribbling
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5what the commotion was about. They were aghast at the wrecked gifts. But where was the tree? The tinsel? The trappings? Where was the roast beast? The ice box was empty!
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5filled mason jars that cluttered the shelves. A perpetual motion machine generated heat in the fireplace while Mr. Nucleon's coffee pot brewed the day's first black hole. Stranger
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580's rap tunes, take my shirt off, and dance like a ground bloom flower on the fourth of July. If there is a place that I dream of, I will drink
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5When the aggravations of chance trouble your soul do you turn to the master(s) of fate? Redouble your efforts, relinquish control, try a different approach?
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8and quickly succumbed to hypothermic shock. Ida's feet had finally done it. Her subzero hooves had rendered her husband's body unable to replenish the lost heat and he perished.
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5"What the dentists absolutely don't warn you about is the real and salient threat of contracting floss finger by following their proscribed routine." The judge removed his specs.
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5puked miasma all over the ground as my weapon malfunctioned, releasing a torrent of toxic radiation into my body. I retched and convulsed on the ground, until finally I arose like