Finished Folds (761—780)
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6then the real remorse set in. The deep stuff. Moth was my spirit animal and this guy was in danger. I sprung into action, placing a bed of cotton in a large matchbox and dribbling
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5what the commotion was about. They were aghast at the wrecked gifts. But where was the tree? The tinsel? The trappings? Where was the roast beast? The ice box was empty!
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5filled mason jars that cluttered the shelves. A perpetual motion machine generated heat in the fireplace while Mr. Nucleon's coffee pot brewed the day's first black hole. Stranger
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580's rap tunes, take my shirt off, and dance like a ground bloom flower on the fourth of July. If there is a place that I dream of, I will drink
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5When the aggravations of chance trouble your soul do you turn to the master(s) of fate? Redouble your efforts, relinquish control, try a different approach?
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8and quickly succumbed to hypothermic shock. Ida's feet had finally done it. Her subzero hooves had rendered her husband's body unable to replenish the lost heat and he perished.
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5"What the dentists absolutely don't warn you about is the real and salient threat of contracting floss finger by following their proscribed routine." The judge removed his specs.
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5puked miasma all over the ground as my weapon malfunctioned, releasing a torrent of toxic radiation into my body. I retched and convulsed on the ground, until finally I arose like
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10running. *Cause when the feeling's right I'm gonna run all night, I'm gonna run to you, Yeah I'm gonna *run rabbit run, dig that hole, forget the sun. And when *at last my love has
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5hungrily devoured all of her, to her immense pleasure. Nobody didn't like it. Afterward, the muffin man helped Sara back into her coverings and headed back to Drury Lane. There, he
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2"I'll have the salad, thanks." "OK great, will that be with chicken or steak?" "No, no, the salad." "Right, yes. With freshly grilled chicken, or marinated steak?" "No you jackass,
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5Out of the corner of my eye I could see him tensing as I made each decision, holding back instruction on which folder to put the 2013 draft report into, opening and closing his mou
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7ty with those who bleed" John said. "You mean the Islamist insurgents in Nigeria?" "Uh, no" John continued, "I mean, uh, women." John's boss said "Look, the way I see it you've got
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6broke down, as Greyhound buses are wont to do, this time just outside Saint George, Utah. She was way past questioning her decisions though, and just went with it. Presently, she
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9My friend Cynthia came up on a sweet stretch limo that'd had a small fire in the passenger compartment. She patched it up and rode around town in it, dominating the scene. Last
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10I had the nightmare again last night. Always the same. Having added to all existing stories, all I could do was create more. I needed to get to a FA meeting badly.
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10Some stories have all the luck. Some stories get all the breaks. Some stories have all the pain. Some stories do nothing but complain. Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
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7which took me aback. I'd grown quite accustomed to my new socks and didn't want to give them up. So I took them off and hid them. A short while later, a communist love festival cop
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8well educated, insightful, charming, rascally, illogical, pathological procrastinators with hearts of gold and sharp wits. At FoldingStory, we've built a community
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5So let's just say, just purely for hypotheticals and stuff, that I was having sex with that duck. Do you think, theoretically speaking, that could have cause this rash right here?