Finished Folds (1361—1380)
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2Half the girls in the club left with him.
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1ame time but it said "Hey, Santa Ana called. Your charter's been revoked." Parakeet Toastmaster head-butted the bird in the mirror but he ducked and Squawkers flew down over the
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2She ventured out into the Five Boroughs, prepared to dispense her very particular flavor of vigilante justice. The first wrong Moira the Incredible righted was when she witnessed 7
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6But from death Rose a new life, within and beneath, the worms are innocent of the gift they bequeath, a next day is dawning, for some though not all, some truly are gone
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5rn scrotum and I exclaimed loudly. But that was also an old standby, except maybe the shaving part, that was a little more recent in terms of acceptability. I countered by lodging
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8political demonstrations, wherever crowd control was an issue. For $500/hour I'd bore the life out of any person or group you wanted. My droning was scientifically calibrated to
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7after salivating over a particularly sumptuous spread of crumpet-on-crumpet shots. Henry was almost ready to give up and starve but then he smelled something Magnificent. Was that
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7these stove/slushee machine instructions in a safe place. So safe that not even you can find them again. 4) If the stove doesn't work, don't worry about it. You shouldn't be eating
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1On the Importance of Commas in the English Language: Man bacon is so good. I need to eat poop and shower before work. But this toilet's only for elderly disabled pregnant children.
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2flight patterns of removed and discarded stripper clothing. Does it matter if I'm wasted or not? Do blondes differ from brunettes? My initial examination of real vs. fake breasts
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4nia artichoke and choke it heartily over the bucket of rancid goo. Now your marinade is ready. Dunk your carcass of choice into the goo bucket 3 times. Not 2, not 4, but 3 times.
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4what to do I demanded that the seraph let me into my apartment. It proclaimed "This dwelling is now an earthly enclave of heaven. Only eunuchs may enter. You may borrow my gelding
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3fast as he could directly at the main Serene Hills Retirement Facility plate glass window. Gen crashed through it, somersaulted on the grass and was free! He whipped out a fad wad
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3scythes menacingly. I whipped out my phone for a quick Facebook update: Brilliant sunshine! About to meet up with some locals. Dying for a cold one! The four horsemen surrounded me
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3back on this moment often as the highlight of his life. He spent several summers trying to recreate the magic with KISS cover bands behind the Mega LoMart in Barstow. Emilio ended
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1it like to be in the presence of someone so devastatingly charming?" Leanne didn't say a word. She calmly took off her panties and stuck them in my 7 & 7. My wife glanced up at Lea
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4l of records of failed experiments. God had designated mankind a Species of Special Concern. He'd charged me with analyzing the data he'd compiled on man's population viability.
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2breathed. Judge Judy seethed. She gave Bailiff Byrd The Look and he turned to stone. She stood up and shouted "Who here is fit to pull the Wooden Spoon of Justice from the rock?"
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5'bout my squashed apples?!" A large sauce pan bounced off Bob's head and he fell face first into the huge pot. Sensing an opportunity, the apples grabbed hold of Bob's hair and pul
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6through messages on his iPhone. "Yes, that's been going around. And how would you describe your relationship with your mother?" I heard a bleep bloop from Dr. Klumpf's phone. "Are