Finished Folds (1381—1400)
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4; it was fraught with overbearing metaphors, riddled with cliches and had what appeared to be marijuana resin smeared on it. 'Well, it's not a total loss' I thought, rolling it up
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6a gorilla, fart like a dragonfly; that's what me pappy always used ta say. I think it meant something akin to 'walk softly and carry a big stick' but we're getting off topic again.
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6do better than that" he said. "No, you'll be having two chicken breasts, with tomatoes, extra ketchup, and apple pies for buns. Here have some more ketchup." And the McD clerk squi
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3Looking back, I'm confident that the entire situation could have been averted if not for the simple phrase "What can I do you for?"
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3the most productive he'd been all month. He'd finished his taxes, sleepjogged 5 miles, cleaned the kitchen & called his mother. He'd had a sleep epiphany. Fernando was prepared
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5be good to each other. Thrive." That was all I needed to hear. When we landed I emailed my resignation letter, instructed my financial adviser to cash me out and moved to Mexico.
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2cheating at Liar's Dice. 'That's the point!' I tried to tell him. But Louis was adamant that he and Jimmy were sewer scum that needed a good vaporizing. The jukebox blared
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4that allowed him to time travel but the catch was that every time he used it, it cost him a year off his life. He never knew if the next jam he got into would be his last. It was
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5. I chucked the homemade bomb into the river but it was an extra long fuse so I got bored while I waited and decided to inflate my travelling companion again. When she was fully
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4cried "no, no, try the stuffed mushrooms! Have a cheddar wedge!" But Hugh's pupils had turned into tiny shrimps. He had the fever. Hugh grabbed three shrimp at once and dunked them
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5Up, left, up, right, down, right, down. Pac Man ate pellet after pellet. Then all of a sudden he was finally full. He just stopped. After 33 years, his drive for pellets was sated.
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3she'd be fine, this was all very natural, just keep breathing through it. But Amy felt somehow along the way evolution had gone horribly wrong. This couldn't be the best way. Labor
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5the freshly packed snapper to his lips, pulled it through the 3-footer, then before exhaling packed both an upper and a lower chew and did a shot of jack. Riker yelled "Warp speed!
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3grew overconfident though and soon was slinging fresh company laptops, phones, and tablets out of her trunk so she could keep a full stable of man whores and blow on hand. Karla
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4Sure I wasn't the manliest of men. I liked my soaps, kept things tidy down there, and had very soft hands. But I'd never bawled over a triple axel before. The skaters were just so
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4n experienced-looking blonde sucking on a lollipop. He looked at mini-skirt girl. Mini-skirt girl looked at lollipop lady. He smoothed his moustache. Instrumental disco started pla
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2Slug Bug and all the classic variations and spinoffs. It was well known that Car Carpet City Mayor Chevy T. Oldsmobile was nestled deep in the pocket of Governor Benz but nobody co
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3Her friend James was cooking up some traditional coma-recovery tacos. Chris practically levitated off the bed, led by her nose to the sumptuous carne, pollo, and carnitas spread
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6Due to tribal social pressures, I have agreed to publicly celebrate the pair-bond relationship with my mate. I have prepared an offering of severed plant genitalia, dyed wood pulp,
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6Or so I thought. Not 30 seconds after I'd completed the last Java/Quicktime/Windows/McAfee/Norton/Firefox/Explorer/Adobe/SuperAnti-Spyware update EVER! a popup popped up.