Finished Folds (1381—1400)
-
5. I chucked the homemade bomb into the river but it was an extra long fuse so I got bored while I waited and decided to inflate my travelling companion again. When she was fully
-
4cried "no, no, try the stuffed mushrooms! Have a cheddar wedge!" But Hugh's pupils had turned into tiny shrimps. He had the fever. Hugh grabbed three shrimp at once and dunked them
-
5Up, left, up, right, down, right, down. Pac Man ate pellet after pellet. Then all of a sudden he was finally full. He just stopped. After 33 years, his drive for pellets was sated.
-
3she'd be fine, this was all very natural, just keep breathing through it. But Amy felt somehow along the way evolution had gone horribly wrong. This couldn't be the best way. Labor
-
5the freshly packed snapper to his lips, pulled it through the 3-footer, then before exhaling packed both an upper and a lower chew and did a shot of jack. Riker yelled "Warp speed!
-
3grew overconfident though and soon was slinging fresh company laptops, phones, and tablets out of her trunk so she could keep a full stable of man whores and blow on hand. Karla
-
4Sure I wasn't the manliest of men. I liked my soaps, kept things tidy down there, and had very soft hands. But I'd never bawled over a triple axel before. The skaters were just so
-
4n experienced-looking blonde sucking on a lollipop. He looked at mini-skirt girl. Mini-skirt girl looked at lollipop lady. He smoothed his moustache. Instrumental disco started pla
-
2Slug Bug and all the classic variations and spinoffs. It was well known that Car Carpet City Mayor Chevy T. Oldsmobile was nestled deep in the pocket of Governor Benz but nobody co
-
3Her friend James was cooking up some traditional coma-recovery tacos. Chris practically levitated off the bed, led by her nose to the sumptuous carne, pollo, and carnitas spread
-
6Due to tribal social pressures, I have agreed to publicly celebrate the pair-bond relationship with my mate. I have prepared an offering of severed plant genitalia, dyed wood pulp,
-
6Or so I thought. Not 30 seconds after I'd completed the last Java/Quicktime/Windows/McAfee/Norton/Firefox/Explorer/Adobe/SuperAnti-Spyware update EVER! a popup popped up.
-
2By and by the hydrangeas started to show signs of failure to thrive. James' postmortem malaise spread through his garden tomb to Mrs. Beazly who then became sedentary and dull.
-
2There was no way (NO WAY) I could walk away from the table down this big. I simply had to keep playing, any other option was unacceptable. Where was my cocktail?! The heat from the
-
5were scarce around Australia, therefore the kangaroo was godly. The environmentalist Hindus further declared that koalas were sacred because they eat eucalyptus which is an invasiv
-
3and promptly forgot what he was doing. The years of lead exposure had addled Mr Noblet's brain quite effectively. It appeared that someone had been trying their hand at alchemy but
-
1were not actually students. In fact, this was not a school and they would not be earning grades, degrees, or recognition of any sorts for their actions. What would
-
2of the pillow and it's unstoppable cooling powers to chill Tatooine's twin suns. C-3PO (Helena Bonham Carter) battled with that cool ass bounty hunter dude (also played by Helena
-
9the cocktail waitresses butt, which was the only good reason to be in this joint. I said "Excuse me, but could you please move just a scosh?" He raged "What the hell did you just
-
4. Without my Thinking Hat I reverted to pure instinct. I looked at the woman & said what was on my mind. "I want your sex." She'd put on the Thinking Hat and said "I've got an idea