Finished Folds (1341—1360)
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7I couldn't concentrate at all after I noticed her there in the waiting room casually flipping through a Playboy. My car had been ready for 45 minutes but I thought I'd stick around
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6"An exponent is a small number (boobs) written at the top right (sex) corner of a number (thighs rub together) that tells you to multiply (nipples) as many times ... Johnny? Would
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3a life-form evolved that consisted of individuals composed of 180 characters of text. One such individual, let's call him 'Bob' arrived on Earth today. When he landed he said
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0took the brunt of the attack as I fell back into my closet. My lightsaber was no match for lil sis's hockey stick, but if I could turn out the lights my Explorer's Club nightvision
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8The moral of this story is that sometimes taking a different path to a known destination can change the way we travel forevermore. Our tale begins with two friends in a coffeeshop
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9episode and if we're not being boycotted by at least two accredited human rights group by the end of the first season, you're fired." I was confident I could meet Comedy Central's
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4but nervous. If they found out she was a girl she'd likely wish for death's release before the ordeal was through. Still, she'd come this far, there was no turning back. Her sword
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6is tonight. In Lot B! I promptly soiled my silk boxers as Bouncing Betty obliterated my tricked-out Lambo. Karma's all too real; live and learn.
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4"Maybe the deeds wouldn't have been so cold if your own heart would have been a little hotter."
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7The best I can explain the feeling is like somewhere between getting the birds 'n the bees talk from your parents and starting off the breakup talk with a long-time partner. It's
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3"Surely you know your own name. Stop kidding around. Pour me another tall glass of that cold milk, wouldja?" *wink*.
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5and many people were horribly killed or disfigured by the unavoidable burns resulting from such a cooking strategy. Still, lava-cooked food had a certain panache to it which
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1I tried to think back to any advice my father would have given me about what to do. All I could recall was staring out the window uncomfortably. My love's hat was askance so I
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4Corporate Jesus was like Tony Robbins only likable, knowledgeable, and focused on actual benefit to both client and company. So naturally an angry mob wanted to crucify him on char
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6times consecutively causing the FoldingStory servers to meltdown. An angry mob of metausers did some quick research and tracked Lucielucie to the town of None. Despite her profes
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6Unfortunately for her the customs agent was a trained herpetologist who came from a long line of habberdashers so he recognized right off that her "hat" was really a sizable lizard
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4and so crushable. When I press my snakeskin boot through the live snake flesh it's as if I'm squeezing that wasted lifenergy back into the Earth to start over. If you match species
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4von Schotchentappen replaced all building materials with various forms of tape, the rainforests and old growth redwoods began to regenerate. Global climate change slowed and the en
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3Bobby gathered his sandwich ingredients, turned to prepare, & tripped over the fresh corpse. His first scream was silent. The plate slipped from his fingers & shattered. The snake
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8I could sure use a gordita caballo right about now. "Senor! Dos cervezas mas y quatro caballo especiales y, uh, hey, El Toado, how do you say