Finished Folds (1341—1360)
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4"Maybe the deeds wouldn't have been so cold if your own heart would have been a little hotter."
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7The best I can explain the feeling is like somewhere between getting the birds 'n the bees talk from your parents and starting off the breakup talk with a long-time partner. It's
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3"Surely you know your own name. Stop kidding around. Pour me another tall glass of that cold milk, wouldja?" *wink*.
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5and many people were horribly killed or disfigured by the unavoidable burns resulting from such a cooking strategy. Still, lava-cooked food had a certain panache to it which
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1I tried to think back to any advice my father would have given me about what to do. All I could recall was staring out the window uncomfortably. My love's hat was askance so I
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4Corporate Jesus was like Tony Robbins only likable, knowledgeable, and focused on actual benefit to both client and company. So naturally an angry mob wanted to crucify him on char
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6times consecutively causing the FoldingStory servers to meltdown. An angry mob of metausers did some quick research and tracked Lucielucie to the town of None. Despite her profes
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6Unfortunately for her the customs agent was a trained herpetologist who came from a long line of habberdashers so he recognized right off that her "hat" was really a sizable lizard
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4and so crushable. When I press my snakeskin boot through the live snake flesh it's as if I'm squeezing that wasted lifenergy back into the Earth to start over. If you match species
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4von Schotchentappen replaced all building materials with various forms of tape, the rainforests and old growth redwoods began to regenerate. Global climate change slowed and the en
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3Bobby gathered his sandwich ingredients, turned to prepare, & tripped over the fresh corpse. His first scream was silent. The plate slipped from his fingers & shattered. The snake
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8I could sure use a gordita caballo right about now. "Senor! Dos cervezas mas y quatro caballo especiales y, uh, hey, El Toado, how do you say
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2Half the girls in the club left with him.
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1ame time but it said "Hey, Santa Ana called. Your charter's been revoked." Parakeet Toastmaster head-butted the bird in the mirror but he ducked and Squawkers flew down over the
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2She ventured out into the Five Boroughs, prepared to dispense her very particular flavor of vigilante justice. The first wrong Moira the Incredible righted was when she witnessed 7
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6But from death Rose a new life, within and beneath, the worms are innocent of the gift they bequeath, a next day is dawning, for some though not all, some truly are gone
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5rn scrotum and I exclaimed loudly. But that was also an old standby, except maybe the shaving part, that was a little more recent in terms of acceptability. I countered by lodging
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8political demonstrations, wherever crowd control was an issue. For $500/hour I'd bore the life out of any person or group you wanted. My droning was scientifically calibrated to
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7after salivating over a particularly sumptuous spread of crumpet-on-crumpet shots. Henry was almost ready to give up and starve but then he smelled something Magnificent. Was that
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7these stove/slushee machine instructions in a safe place. So safe that not even you can find them again. 4) If the stove doesn't work, don't worry about it. You shouldn't be eating