Finished Folds (1401—1420)
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2By and by the hydrangeas started to show signs of failure to thrive. James' postmortem malaise spread through his garden tomb to Mrs. Beazly who then became sedentary and dull.
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2There was no way (NO WAY) I could walk away from the table down this big. I simply had to keep playing, any other option was unacceptable. Where was my cocktail?! The heat from the
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5were scarce around Australia, therefore the kangaroo was godly. The environmentalist Hindus further declared that koalas were sacred because they eat eucalyptus which is an invasiv
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3and promptly forgot what he was doing. The years of lead exposure had addled Mr Noblet's brain quite effectively. It appeared that someone had been trying their hand at alchemy but
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1were not actually students. In fact, this was not a school and they would not be earning grades, degrees, or recognition of any sorts for their actions. What would
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2of the pillow and it's unstoppable cooling powers to chill Tatooine's twin suns. C-3PO (Helena Bonham Carter) battled with that cool ass bounty hunter dude (also played by Helena
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9the cocktail waitresses butt, which was the only good reason to be in this joint. I said "Excuse me, but could you please move just a scosh?" He raged "What the hell did you just
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4. Without my Thinking Hat I reverted to pure instinct. I looked at the woman & said what was on my mind. "I want your sex." She'd put on the Thinking Hat and said "I've got an idea
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2I'd agreed to give up my independence to be a part of the historic Human Supercomputer project. Our brains were linked together in series and questions were fed into our cortex.
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4hemisphere when a critical mass of people actually felt both the sun and the rain. And I mean actually *felt* them, not just got wet or burnt. What about you? Have you ever
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5until the Yellowstone caldera erupted and blocked out the sun to introduce their toddler-sized My Little Generator powered by treadmill, stationary cycle, or hand crank!
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3hopping a freight car with my trusty dog Payback. She was a tempermental beast, prone to biting those she mated with. We'd been on the run together for 'nigh on 3 years now and
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4had her way with me more than once by the fire. "Oh just sit down on my edge. Just for a second. Just to see what it feels like." 12 hours later I woke up with a neck crick that
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3one of her special tacos where the shell was made out of Doritos. I told my friend who worked at Taco Bell and they wisked Phatty McButterpants and I away. We were orally pleasured
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4One Very Fine Day a Very Freaky Dude rolled a Very Full Doobie. The Virginia Fire Department responded to a Voluminous Fire Debacle when the Dude's Doobie Volatilized For Days.
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6of his life. The perfect balance between plausible deniability and factual happenstance. Dr. N-J would need corroboration from E. Nigma on Miss Turie's results though. Telekenesis
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4blasted the shit out of every last one of those motherfuckers. It was as if the heavens above hailed gunfire out of his hands. Revenge was righteous and complete. La Cucaracha coul
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5something special by way of trade. A promise of services to be determined. A blank nonmonetary check. I relinquished four dolls and three rumors and secured my path to a soul.
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5He seemed to spiral the entire field and never did step on a mine. I walked up. "Huh. I was sure..." I heard a click under my left boot and froze. He smiled at me
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3with a tiny leak in my waterbed that recreated the primordial soup of genesis. A spark of static from a bunny slipper against the metal bed frame was the catalyst that brought